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The War

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The Vampenze ATTACK!!!

Category: Cirque du Freak - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Parody - Characters: Darren Shan - Warnings: [!!!] - Published: 2006-06-04 - Updated: 2006-06-05 - 742 words

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Vanez:
(To Mickey)What happened? You just gave away out position! Now we're-- [an arrow hits his shoulder, throwing him off the horse. Vampenze
appear on a cliff, and arrows shower down on the soldiers.] Get out of range!

(The pitiful Vampire army struggles to get away from the Vampenze,
but are intercepted by another group of Vampenze up on another cliff.)

Vanez:
Save the cannons!

[The soldiers pass the cannons from the wagon to each other. The wagon gets hit by a flaming arrow, and Mickey cuts Khan's reins and mounts him. The wagon explodes, sending Ric and Cri-kee flying. Mickey falls off the horse.]

Ric:
Oh, sure, save the horse.
[Mickey grabs Ric and her sword and runs over to the other soldiers.]

Vanez:
Fire!
[The soldier lights the cannon, and it explodes on the mountain. More follow.]
Fire!
[There is no sound from the Vampenze, who are no longer on the cliffs.]
Hold the last cannon.

(Suddenly, a horse appears on the hill. Mr. Tiny is soon joined by hundreds of Vamepenze soldiers.)

Vanez:
Prepare to fight. If we die, we die with honor.
[The Vampenze charge the Vampire Army.]
Vancha! Aim the cannon at Mr. Tiny.
[Vancha aims the cannon.]

(While glancing at her sword, Mickey notices the reflection of a glacial overhang. She grabs the cannon and runs toward the Vampenze, aiming at the overhang.)

Vanez:
Kori! Kori, come back!

(Frantically, as Mr. Tiny draws nearer, his sword raised, Mickey fumbles with the match.)

Ric:
Okay, you might want to light that right about now, Quickly, quickly!
[Mickey is attacked by Mr. Tiny's hawk (AN: I know he doesn't have a hawk! >
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