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The Drunken Night

by atomickilljoy 2 reviews

The guys made a huge mistake by playing a drinking game with Brendon.

Category: Panic! At The Disco - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Published: 2012-08-15 - Updated: 2012-08-15 - 881 words

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"DONE! I WI-WIN YOU BITCH HOS!" Brendon screamed, as he slammed down his mug in victory.
They had decided to play a drinking game, and see who can finish the most beer the fastest. Brendon, be the competitive guy he is, was determined to win. The guys had decided to let Brendon win. I mean, at least ONE of them had to be there to drop Brendon off.
"Ok, dude. Let's take you home,Brendon" Spencer said. He had decided to lose and take a few sips of beer and pretend he couldn't handle it. He would always end up being the responsible one. Ryan didn't really drink at all, so he stayed completely sober. Jon,on the other hand, gave in after 3 beers. Brendon won, drinking 4 beers. Brendon didn't drink very often, so he really got drunk.
"O-Ok..Uh hiccup oh" Brendon said
"What? Please don't tell me you pissed yourself again." Ryan said.
"No. Jenn hiccup iferrr is going to ge-get mad" Brendon giggled.
They had all remembered that Brendon's girlfriend was staying with Brendon for a month, then she would go back to New York, while they went on tour.
Spencer mentally slapped himself. He knew Jennifer hated putting up with drunk people, and living in New York, she has to.
"Whatever. We'll deal with her. I'm sure she'll understand" Ryan said
They had to help Brendon walk to his apartment. He couldn't even stand on his own. The whole way, he was giggling.
They knocked on the apartment door when they got there.
"HEY! THIS IS WHERE I hiccup LIVE!" Brendon exclaimed
They groaned.
Jennifer opened up.
"AND THIS IS MY GIRLFRIEND! HEY hiccup BA hiccup BY!" Brendon shouted
"Ohmy...is he drunk?" She asked
Spencer nodded. Jennifer groaned and helped Brendon into the apartment.
"So...we'll get going. It was nice to see you, Jen." Ryan said, as the boys turned to walk away. Before they could even take another step, Jennifer grabbed them by their shirts.
"I have dealt with ENOUGH drunk people, and I am NOT dealing with drunk Brendon! Drunk Brendon is a hyper psychopath! You three will march in their, and do whatever he wants, since you guys took him out to get drunk! NOW GO!" Jennifer shouted
They all nodded. Spencer and Jon went inside, while Ryan ran outside of the building.
"I'M FREE!" he shouted. He was then greeted by Jennifer, who tackled him. She grabbed him from his shirt and said" You run away again, I will personally see to it that you have no kids, ok?"
Ryan nodded, and was dragged into the apartment by Jennifer.
"Ok, the first thing drunk Brendon likes to play is Monopoly" Jennifer announced when she got inside. She took out the board game and set it up. When Brendon saw this, he cheered.
"YAY MONOPOLY! WOOOOOOOO"
"Here are the rules to Monopoly with Drunk Brendon: Give him all of your money and property" Jennifer said
They handed over everything to Brendon
"Ohmy..for me?" Brendon asked. He teared up. "You guys are hiccup the best" he wailed
They watched him play Monopoly for about an hour, until he was satisfied.
"Ok, the next thing Brendon likes to do is dress up in outfits and sing along to Broadway songs." She said. "Brendon?"
"Yes?
"What do you want to sing first?"
"Hmmm...Anything Goes"
"Wait...you do mean just one song,right?" Jon asked
Jennifer laughed. "Nope. I mean all 9 soundtracks we have"
"Honey? Get my sailor suit?" Brendon asked
"Ok. Don't worry guys. I'm working in a small community theater for the month that I'm here, so I have a lot of outfits!" Jennifer said
"You're joking right?" Ryan asked
That question was answered when Jennifer came back with 4 sailor outfits, her ipod, and the speakers.
"Start with Overture!" she said
"Wait...why do you have the soundtracks on your ipod? I thought you were 'strictly rock'." Spencer said, trying to hold in a laugh
"I um...uh..GET IN YOUR DAMN SAILOR SUITS" Jennifer said
The boys complied, yet were still trying not to laugh at one of their best friends.
They stayed up until 2am, dancing and singing, until Brendon was tired,but still a bit drunk.
"I loved yourhiccup singing skills as Maria! I hiccup was awesome as Tony!" Brendon said. He had actually kissed Ryan in their production of West Side Story, so now, Ryan was being awkward.
"Uh..yeah dude." he mumbled, looking down.
"Jennifer, hiccup I'm leaving you for Rrryan" Brendon slurred, as he laid down on the couch
"Ok, we'll discuss that in the morning, sweetie. Go to sleep." Jennifer said

As Brendon laid sleeping, the boys quickly changed, except for Jon.
"Jennifer, can I keep this kick ass costume?"
"Why not?" she said
"Bye Jennifer." they all said.
When they left, she sighed, checked outside the window to see if they had left, and then checked on Brendon, to see if he was asleep. When they were gone and Brendon was knocked out, she put on a costume, took out her ipod, put it on the soundtrack of Anything Goes, and sang the whole soundtrack. When she finished, she went laid down next to Brendon and giggled
"They'll never know..." and fell asleep.
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