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“Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the 'Homecoming Tour' for one of the most loved bands on the planet.” Just then, the arena was dark and the crowd was cheering just then something was rising on to the stage. The crowd was cheering and when they heard a slide guitar that was when they started to lose it. That was when they had seen a throne rising, it was Ron, he was dressed in an opened shirt, black cargo pants and boots. The word 'Booyah' was in neon on the sides of the stage and the stage was looking like a bar.
Brick was playing bass, Monique was playing the slide guitar, Felix was on drums while everyone else but Kim were dancing Zita and Tara were on poles. Kim was on his lap and all three were dressed scantily. Kim handed Ron a mike as they stood up. “Bear with me,” he joked. “Haven't done this in a while.
Rag Doll, livin' in a movie
Hot tramp, Daddy's little cutie
So fine, they'll never see ya
Leavin' by the back door, man
Hot time, get it while it's easy
Don't mind, come on up and see me
Rag Doll, baby won't you do me
Like you done before
They started walking down some steps as he was singing.
I'm feelin' like a bad boy
Mmm, just like a bad boy
I'm rippin' up a Rag Doll
Like throwing away an old toy
Some babe's talkin' real loud
Talkin' all about the new crowd
Try and sell me on an old dream
A new version of the old scene
Speak easy on the grape vine
Keep shovelin' the shoe shine
Old tin lizzy, do it till you're dizzy
Give it all ya got until you're put out of your misery
Rag Doll, livin' in a movie
Hot tramp, Daddy's little cutie
So fine, they'll never see ya
Leavin' by the back door, man
Hot time, get it while it's easy
Don't mind, come on up and see me
Rag Doll, baby won't you do me
Like you done before
Then Kim took a mike as she looked into Ron's eyes.
Yes, I'm movin', Yes I'm movin'
get ready for the big time
Tap dancing on a land mine
Yes I'm movin', Yes I'm movin'
Old tin lizzy, do it till you're dizzy
Give it all ya got until you're put out of your misery
Then Kim turned around and started to grind against him. Then she grabbed a chair and sat him down on it the started to give him a lap dance.
Rag Doll, livin' in a movie
Hot tramp, Daddy's little cutie
So fine, they'll never see ya
Leavin' by the back door, man
Hot time, get it while it's easy
Don't mind, come on up and see me
Rag Doll, baby won't you do me, baby won't you do me, baby won't you do me...
Like you done before (huh huh)
Monique was playing her heart out on the song and was smiling as she saw Kim having her fun with their 'Baby Boy'.
Yes, I'm movin', Yes I'm movin'
Get ready for the big time
I get crazy on the moonshine
Yes, I'm movin', I'm really movin'
Sloe gin fizzy
Do it till you're dizzy
Give it all you got until you're put out of your misery
Rag Doll, livin' in a movie
Hot tramp, Daddy's little cutie
So fine, they'll never see ya
Leavin' by the back door, man
Hot time, get it while it's easy
Don't mind, come on up and see me
Rag Doll, baby won't you do me
Like you done before
Rag Doll, livin' in a movie
Hot tramp, Daddy's little cutie
So fine, they'll never see ya
Leavin' by the back door, man
Hot time, get it while it's easy
Don't mind, come on up and see me
Rag Doll, baby won't you do me
Like you done before
Then Kim grabbed him and started to make out with him hot and passionately as the crowd started to hoot and holler. Her hands were all over his back and going in to his hair. That was who they started their tour.
Kim did 'Halo', Monique, Zita and Tara did 'Bootylicious', they did 'Beautiful Day', 'The Memory Remains' and ended it with 'Diamonds and Pearls'. “Thank you and goodnight,” said Ron and the crowd cheered for them. They came back out for an encore and did 'Thunderstuck', 'Aeroplane' and 'Dani California'. Then they left the stage and went to the back to their dressing room.
Once there, Ron, Kim and Monique were talking. “That was great you guys.” She said, “you two look like you had fun.”
“I think you had more fun watching us.” Said Kim, the girls were in 'Flight Attendant' outfits for 'Aeroplane' and 'Dani California'. Ron was sweating up a storm. Unknown to them someone had went to their equipment and started to destroy it. Brick had caught them doing it.
“What the...? YOU SON OF A BITCH!” He yelled and chased after them the man started shooting at him, but Brick was a little smarter then people give him credit. He took a cymbal and threw it at the guy clipping his gun hand forcing him to drop the gun. Then he started to take off when Felix caught up with him and the guy started to run to the door when Ron came in front of him and clotheslined him down.
“Okay asshole,” he said. “Let's find out who our masked fan is.” Ron removed the mask and it was, “WILL DU?”
“But why?” Said Kim.
“To finish 'Booyah' Forever!” He said.
“So you were the one that threatened us if we do break up we'd be killed!” Said Monique.
“You're Damn Right!” He said.
“Ah, but you never counted on me becoming basically a god.” Said Ron, “now what are we going to do with you?”
“Nothing! Because you are going to break up!”
“Why? Because you say so?” Said Felix.
“No, because 'Global Justice' order's you to!” Just then Global Justice agents came down and surrounded them he smirked think he got them when they heard.
“Agent Will Du, you are hereby under arrest.” They looked over and saw Dr. Director and Will's face paled. An agent slapped cuffs on him.
“YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?” He yelled.
“And Don't You Know Who The Hell I Am?” Said Ron, “Adm. Ronald Dean Stoppable. I out rank you son!”
“LIKE I'M GOING TO BELIEVE THAT!”
“He's got the papers saying he is.” Said Dr. Director, “even then he got Mohamed Imanotjob. He's an American Hero Du!(1) I'm tired of looking at your face, get him out of here!” So he was taken away. “I'm sorry for what Will did to your equipment.”
“It's okay Betty,” said Ron.
“No, it's not okay. I'll make sure you get new equipment.”
“Thanks Dr. Director.” Said Kim.
TBC
Rag Doll is by Aerosmith, Halo is by Beyonce, Bootylicious is by Destiny’s Child, Thunderstruck is by AC/DC, Beautiful Day is by U2, The Memory Remains is by Metallica, Diamonds and Pearls is by Prince and the NPG, Aeroplane and Dani California is by the Red Hot Chili Peppers
1. I don't mean any harm to anyone with the name of the terrorist leader Ron captured in 'Return of Stoppable'.
“Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the 'Homecoming Tour' for one of the most loved bands on the planet.” Just then, the arena was dark and the crowd was cheering just then something was rising on to the stage. The crowd was cheering and when they heard a slide guitar that was when they started to lose it. That was when they had seen a throne rising, it was Ron, he was dressed in an opened shirt, black cargo pants and boots. The word 'Booyah' was in neon on the sides of the stage and the stage was looking like a bar.
Brick was playing bass, Monique was playing the slide guitar, Felix was on drums while everyone else but Kim were dancing Zita and Tara were on poles. Kim was on his lap and all three were dressed scantily. Kim handed Ron a mike as they stood up. “Bear with me,” he joked. “Haven't done this in a while.
Rag Doll, livin' in a movie
Hot tramp, Daddy's little cutie
So fine, they'll never see ya
Leavin' by the back door, man
Hot time, get it while it's easy
Don't mind, come on up and see me
Rag Doll, baby won't you do me
Like you done before
They started walking down some steps as he was singing.
I'm feelin' like a bad boy
Mmm, just like a bad boy
I'm rippin' up a Rag Doll
Like throwing away an old toy
Some babe's talkin' real loud
Talkin' all about the new crowd
Try and sell me on an old dream
A new version of the old scene
Speak easy on the grape vine
Keep shovelin' the shoe shine
Old tin lizzy, do it till you're dizzy
Give it all ya got until you're put out of your misery
Rag Doll, livin' in a movie
Hot tramp, Daddy's little cutie
So fine, they'll never see ya
Leavin' by the back door, man
Hot time, get it while it's easy
Don't mind, come on up and see me
Rag Doll, baby won't you do me
Like you done before
Then Kim took a mike as she looked into Ron's eyes.
Yes, I'm movin', Yes I'm movin'
get ready for the big time
Tap dancing on a land mine
Yes I'm movin', Yes I'm movin'
Old tin lizzy, do it till you're dizzy
Give it all ya got until you're put out of your misery
Then Kim turned around and started to grind against him. Then she grabbed a chair and sat him down on it the started to give him a lap dance.
Rag Doll, livin' in a movie
Hot tramp, Daddy's little cutie
So fine, they'll never see ya
Leavin' by the back door, man
Hot time, get it while it's easy
Don't mind, come on up and see me
Rag Doll, baby won't you do me, baby won't you do me, baby won't you do me...
Like you done before (huh huh)
Monique was playing her heart out on the song and was smiling as she saw Kim having her fun with their 'Baby Boy'.
Yes, I'm movin', Yes I'm movin'
Get ready for the big time
I get crazy on the moonshine
Yes, I'm movin', I'm really movin'
Sloe gin fizzy
Do it till you're dizzy
Give it all you got until you're put out of your misery
Rag Doll, livin' in a movie
Hot tramp, Daddy's little cutie
So fine, they'll never see ya
Leavin' by the back door, man
Hot time, get it while it's easy
Don't mind, come on up and see me
Rag Doll, baby won't you do me
Like you done before
Rag Doll, livin' in a movie
Hot tramp, Daddy's little cutie
So fine, they'll never see ya
Leavin' by the back door, man
Hot time, get it while it's easy
Don't mind, come on up and see me
Rag Doll, baby won't you do me
Like you done before
Then Kim grabbed him and started to make out with him hot and passionately as the crowd started to hoot and holler. Her hands were all over his back and going in to his hair. That was who they started their tour.
Kim did 'Halo', Monique, Zita and Tara did 'Bootylicious', they did 'Beautiful Day', 'The Memory Remains' and ended it with 'Diamonds and Pearls'. “Thank you and goodnight,” said Ron and the crowd cheered for them. They came back out for an encore and did 'Thunderstuck', 'Aeroplane' and 'Dani California'. Then they left the stage and went to the back to their dressing room.
Once there, Ron, Kim and Monique were talking. “That was great you guys.” She said, “you two look like you had fun.”
“I think you had more fun watching us.” Said Kim, the girls were in 'Flight Attendant' outfits for 'Aeroplane' and 'Dani California'. Ron was sweating up a storm. Unknown to them someone had went to their equipment and started to destroy it. Brick had caught them doing it.
“What the...? YOU SON OF A BITCH!” He yelled and chased after them the man started shooting at him, but Brick was a little smarter then people give him credit. He took a cymbal and threw it at the guy clipping his gun hand forcing him to drop the gun. Then he started to take off when Felix caught up with him and the guy started to run to the door when Ron came in front of him and clotheslined him down.
“Okay asshole,” he said. “Let's find out who our masked fan is.” Ron removed the mask and it was, “WILL DU?”
“But why?” Said Kim.
“To finish 'Booyah' Forever!” He said.
“So you were the one that threatened us if we do break up we'd be killed!” Said Monique.
“You're Damn Right!” He said.
“Ah, but you never counted on me becoming basically a god.” Said Ron, “now what are we going to do with you?”
“Nothing! Because you are going to break up!”
“Why? Because you say so?” Said Felix.
“No, because 'Global Justice' order's you to!” Just then Global Justice agents came down and surrounded them he smirked think he got them when they heard.
“Agent Will Du, you are hereby under arrest.” They looked over and saw Dr. Director and Will's face paled. An agent slapped cuffs on him.
“YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?” He yelled.
“And Don't You Know Who The Hell I Am?” Said Ron, “Adm. Ronald Dean Stoppable. I out rank you son!”
“LIKE I'M GOING TO BELIEVE THAT!”
“He's got the papers saying he is.” Said Dr. Director, “even then he got Mohamed Imanotjob. He's an American Hero Du!(1) I'm tired of looking at your face, get him out of here!” So he was taken away. “I'm sorry for what Will did to your equipment.”
“It's okay Betty,” said Ron.
“No, it's not okay. I'll make sure you get new equipment.”
“Thanks Dr. Director.” Said Kim.
TBC
Rag Doll is by Aerosmith, Halo is by Beyonce, Bootylicious is by Destiny’s Child, Thunderstruck is by AC/DC, Beautiful Day is by U2, The Memory Remains is by Metallica, Diamonds and Pearls is by Prince and the NPG, Aeroplane and Dani California is by the Red Hot Chili Peppers
1. I don't mean any harm to anyone with the name of the terrorist leader Ron captured in 'Return of Stoppable'.
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