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Scotland Yard

by Koolkitty9 0 reviews

Scotland Yard to the rescue...right?!

Category: Beatles - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor,Parody,Romance - Characters: George Harrison,John Lennon,Paul McCartney,Ringo Starr - Warnings: [?] - Published: 2013-01-03 - Updated: 2013-01-04 - 948 words - Complete

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Chapter 6: Scotland Yard
“Red?” Superintendent Gluck asked and Ringo nodded “They ‘ave to paint me red ‘fore they chop me, it’s a different religion than ours...I think.” “So these are the famous Beatles.” Gluck said and George nodded. “So this is the famous Scotland yard.” John laughed and Paul smiled. George looked at Ringo and Ringo frowned at him. “I’m in fear of me life, y’know!” Ringo complained and George nodded. “’e is, ‘e’s now terrified of ‘is own shadow!” “Geo! That was a secret!!” “Sorry Ritch.” The phone rang and Gluck answered it "Yes?" "Ringo please." "It's for you the famous Ringo." "'old on! It's them!" John cried "Doesn't me and Paul only know we're 'ere?!" "I know we're 'ere!" George said and John growled "Of course yeh fucking do!" "Go to the window!" The Beatles quickly covered their ears and Gluck stood up and he slowly walked to the window, and an arrow with a balloon hit the wall beside George. He quickly got down and another arrow came through and hit the balloon, popping it and red paint dripped down. George grabbed Ringo and the all unplugged their ears. "See! Now yeh believe us!" Ringo cried and Gluck nodded "Yes and thousands wouldn't!" He turned to George as he grabbed the phone. "Dial 9-9-9!" George nodded and he dialed the number.

The Beatles were at Salisbury Plain recording their songs so that they could get them done. Soldiers were watching the perimeter and they had their guns out ready to shoot the cult members.

You don't realize how much I need you
Love you all the time and never leave you
Please come on back to me
I'm lonely as can be
I need you
/]
[/Said you had a thing or two to tell me

How was I to know you would upset me?
I didn't realize as I looked in your eyes
You told me, oh yes, you told me, you don't want my lovin' anymore
That's when it hurt me and feeling like this I just can't go on anymore
/]
[/Please remember how I feel about you

I could never really live without you
So, come on back and see just what you mean to me. I need you
/]
[/But when you told me, you don't want my lovin' anymore

That's when it hurt me and feeling like this I just can't go on anymore
/]
[/Please remember how I feel about you

I could never really live without you
So, come on back and see just what you mean to me
I need you
I need you
I need you
George smiled back at Ringo and he blushed. George had written this song for his Ringo and grinned. Paul turned to John and he smiled "They 'aven't come for Rings since yesterday...so maybe they gave up." He thought and Ringo sighed, George was going to take him out on a date later tonight and he was excited for that. The song ended and Paul moved over to the microphone George was just at. George quickly kissed Ringo on the cheek and Ringo smiled. "Love yeh Georgie-bear." "Love yeh too Ritchie." Paul smiled "C'mon let's start our next number!"
We said our goodbyes, ah, the night before
Love was in your eyes, ah, the night before
Now today I find you have changed your mind
Treat me like you did the night before
/]
[/Were you telling lies, ah, the night before?

Was I so unwise, ah, the night before?
When I held you near you were so sincere
Treat me like you did the night before
/]
[/Last night is a night I will remember you by

When I think of things we did it makes me wanna cry
/]
[/We said our goodbye, ah, the night before

Love was in your eyes, ah, the night before
Now today I find you have changed your mind
Treat me like you did the night before
/]
[/Yes

/]
[/When I held you near you were so sincere

Treat me like you did the night before
/]
[/Last night is a night I will remember you by

When I think of things we did it makes me wanna cry
/]
[/Were you telling lies, ah, the night before?

Was I so unwise, ah, the night before?
When I held you near you were so sincere
Treat me like you did the night before
Like the night before

Then at the last notes of the song there was an explosion and Ringo screamed. George ran over to him and the Beatles started running as the soldiers started shooting. George grabbed Ringo’s hand and the duo ran close to each other. John was making sure Paul wouldn’t fall. They ran past a tank but John gasped “Can’t ‘e see us?!” They ran faster but John tripped and fell. “Johnny!” Paul cried and he tried to help him “STOP! STOP!” Paul screamed and George growled. Ringo was pale and George thought he would keel over and die any second. George held him and the tank stopped, Ahme popped out “In here!” The Beatles nodded and John got up finally. The Beatles all got into the tank and they drove off. George was stroking Ringo’s hair, trying to calm him down. A few minutes later Ahme said “We need to jump out when I say jump!” The Beatles nodded and George held Ringo close to his chest and Ahme yelled “Jump!” They all quickly jumped out and they waited in a thing of hay until Klang and his followers thought they were dead. Ahme laughed “There must be somewhere in England where someone can think!”
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