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Old Facebook Stasus' :L

by Hozzie 2 reviews

Anyone fancy cringing with me?:)

Category: Humor - Rating: G - Genres: Humor - Published: 2013-03-15 - 850 words

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Responses to the lovely reviews I recieved off two lovely people :D
Mia - I can't sing ;L My music teacher is under the weird impression that I can... Okay, I can sing a little but don't get it in your head that I'm being modest because I am seriously SERIOUSLY not very good at all :') And ooh are you a sop or an alto? I'm a sop :3
Becca - We get out of it because we're in Year 11 now and there's no point doing PE when we could be working on passing our GCSE's :3 Also I hated my PE teacher for yelling at me about further sport when I left school? And ooh were you a sop or an alto? :D

And now onto the awkward old Facebook stasus'...

2009:
My first ever status: Hozzie Bareham: wants you to visit her website!
I'm not gonna give you the link to my website 'cos it was awful and I am ashamed.

Dear lord: Why is life so unfair on yew when all yew tried to do was be yourself but somehow it just never works, no matter what yew do or say >(
13 year old me either needs to get over herself or quit ranting on Facebook and go on Tumblr or something, I dunno? ;L I can't even remember what this stasus was about so my life can't have been that bad, y'know? :')

Oh My God: That was worth all the stress and pain I went through, that small amount of time I spent with yew thanks for being my friend and being kind though you probably didn't want to. :) I'm glad we're friends and that's all that matters. xD
When I first read this I didn't know what I was on about but now, sadly, I remember -.- This guy I fancied, CJ, had been really mean to me when he found out I fancied him but then he apologised and said we were friends again. Was it really necessary thirteen year old me to make that status? Could you not have just said it in your head and then left it there forever!?

I can't find anymore really embarrassing stasus' because they're not all there... I know I used to post one like everyday but they won't let me see them... Maybe it's for the best :')



2010:

Okay: Do you know what, it's times like this that I wish I could move in with my Dad ):
I don't think 14 year old me knew that my Dad works in London and that I'd basically be living with my step-mom and step-sister... Which wouldn't be so bad but I don't think I'd have been able up to put up with living here for over 2 years ;L A week isn't so bad but not a month, let alone 2 years...

Hmm: Ahh this time last night i was watching mcr... D: i wish i was there again! X
The status itself isn't so bad... But why did I put a kiss at the end? Why did I not capitilise my I's? Honestly, I feel like slapping 14 year old me in the face. But I know one day I'll want to slap current me in the face...

I posted on my Moms wall: Mooooom please buy me a Brokencyde CD please? :3 xx
Her response: Why do you want me to buy you a broken cd? DOnt you already have lots??
Oh Mom :') It worked though, she did get me a Brokencyde CD ;L



2011:

If you've ever been called ugly put this as your status.
If you get more than 10 likes its a lie.
> I got 13 likes. I probably would've cried if I got beneath 10 haha :')

My Sister put this status: purposely trying to annoy Hollie Bareham with crap music, but its not working cus she likes willow smith.
Honestly, I liked 'Whip My Hair' but who can truthfully say that they didn't like that song? :')

I posted that picture of Gerard with a bunch of other people in short shorts and wrote: "Hahahahahahaha Gerard Way in shorts :')
Tagged some people in it FOR FUN :3"
Fangirl me should've stayed off Facebook! Luckily I only tagged MCR fans 'cos we used to have MCR parties on MSN on Friday's but that's stopped now and we don't talk anymore :'(




2012:

My sister posted this on my wall: There's a friend for you under the jug in the bathroom :)
That was terrifying O.O I should be grateful that she caught it under the jug to be honest ;L

There's a lovely picture of my shoe that fell apart in the middle of the day last year... Like the entire bottom of it fell off...

And oh God my friend used to post as many pictures of The Human Centipede as she could find on my wall because she knew it scared the hell out of me D:



I wish I could see more stasus' to cringe over but sadly I can't :( If you see any cringey ones of yours then leeeeave a review and tell me them! :3


Love Hozzie
xoxo
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