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• These Tears Aren't Drying

  (#) gemiam 2013-04-18

  Bobbing for the knob...?

  Author's response

  Kind of code for blowjob. Ellie is conversative. I have no shame.

• These Tears Aren't Drying

  (#) electricviolence 2013-04-18

  "Playing a symphony on the skin flute"
  
  

  Author's response

  H8 U

• These Tears Aren't Drying

  (#) electricviolence 2013-04-18

  "Suck the filling out of the eclair."

  Author's response

  SHIT I HAVE SOME ECLAIRS

• These Tears Aren't Drying

  (#) electricviolence 2013-04-18

  "Tongue Shining Mr. Happy"

  Author's response

  OH MY GOD

• These Tears Aren't Drying

  (#) gemiam 2013-04-18

  That reminds me of this one time when Ryan found cream cheese.

  Author's response

  Oh my god. What happened.

• These Tears Aren't Drying

  (#) electricviolence 2013-04-18

  "Tease the twinkie"

  Author's response

  SHIT ELLIE

• These Tears Aren't Drying

  (#) gemiam 2013-04-18

  "It'll work just like whipped cream!"

  Author's response

  OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD.

• These Tears Aren't Drying

  (#) electricviolence 2013-04-18

  "Penile Tonsil Hockey"

  Author's response

  ELLIE I AM CHOKING

• These Tears Aren't Drying

  (#) gemiam 2013-04-18

  NO, RYAN, CREAM CHEESE DOES NOT WORK LIKE WHIPPED CREAM. NEVER AGAIN. KNIFE NEAR PENIS. bAD.

  Author's response

  OH MY GOD OH MY GOD NO KNIFE NEAR PENIS. OH MY GOD. MORE STORIES, I HAVEN'T LAUGHED THIS HARD IN AGES.

• These Tears Aren't Drying

  (#) electricviolence 2013-04-18

  My personal favorite.
  
  "Oralgami."

  Author's response

  Ellie.
  Ellie.
  Ellie.
  STOP.
  YOU ARE CHOKING ME
  I HAVEN'T LAUGHED SO HARD IN YEARS

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