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• These Tears Aren't Drying

  (#) electricviolence 2013-04-18

  One time someone told me that they'd give me a hundred bucks to try on their strap on.

  Author's response

  I got asked to flash someone for a kiss.

• These Tears Aren't Drying

  (#) electricviolence 2013-04-18

  I have the world's worst gag reflex. Not sure why I'm telling you guys this, but whatever. I'm not backspacing tonight. Obviously.

  Author's response

  I barely have any gag reflex.

• These Tears Aren't Drying

  (#) gemiam 2013-04-18

  Deepthroating is pretty difficult.

• These Tears Aren't Drying

  (#) electricviolence 2013-04-18

  People on Omegle lie about their dick size.
  
  Ten inches is terrifying.

  Author's response

  THAT WOULD BE HORRIFYING.

• These Tears Aren't Drying

  (#) gemiam 2013-04-18

  Why did that post twice... And its not the gag reflex as much as it is the erection.

• These Tears Aren't Drying

  (#) electricviolence 2013-04-18

  I'm going to make sure I delete my computer history tonight, oh my god. xD

• These Tears Aren't Drying

  (#) gemiam 2013-04-18

  Oh, I've been drinking by the way.

  Author's response

  I've been eating toast, eating chocolate and sniffing marker fumes.

• These Tears Aren't Drying

  (#) electricviolence 2013-04-18

  I may or may not be kind of on medication that I was supposed to be off of already.

  Author's response

  I've done that.

• These Tears Aren't Drying

  (#) electricviolence 2013-04-18

  I used to know this dude who came to school high as a fucking kite. He'd always see octopussies everywhere. The teacher didn't give a fuck.

  Author's response

  OCTOPUSSIES

• These Tears Aren't Drying

  (#) electricviolence 2013-04-18

  WHY DOES THAT SAY OCTOPUSSIES

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