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These Tears Aren't Drying
116 reviewsPoem that comes out of never-ending tears. I'm so sorry.
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These Tears Aren't Drying
(#) electricviolence 2013-04-18
I know someone who calls it a "beej."Author's response
I know someone who told me they wanted to ride me.These Tears Aren't Drying
(#) gemiam 2013-04-18
We did oral in first date.Author's response
How did that work out for ya?These Tears Aren't Drying
(#) electricviolence 2013-04-18
I have a legitimate question.Author's response
Yeeeeeees, my child?These Tears Aren't Drying
(#) electricviolence 2013-04-18
If your dick goes too far down someone's throat, can it get stuck in their esophagus and smother them to death, leaving you with a dead body dangling from your pp?Author's response
BAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm sorry was that out loud.
But I guess so??These Tears Aren't Drying
(#) gemiam 2013-04-18
Erm... No. I don't think so, unless you have like a monster dick.
And it worked out pretty good.Author's response
Monster dicks. Oh god.
Good for you, man. I got asked whether I would give a dude a blowjob in exchange for a can of coke.
... I kneed him and ran.These Tears Aren't Drying
(#) electricviolence 2013-04-18
It was a legit question, though.
"911? Yes, I have a dead body dangling from my dick. What do I do?"
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It was a hilarious legit question. OH MY GODThese Tears Aren't Drying
(#) electricviolence 2013-04-18
I meant by.. not my. Oh dear god.Author's response
Death by oral sex.These Tears Aren't Drying
(#) gemiam 2013-04-18
Deepthroating is pretty difficult.Author's response
The gag reflex might get in the way.
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