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Profile Of Your Resident Lesbian Couple!
15 reviewsIn which we do that Profile Of A Ficwaddian thing everyone seems to do on here when they join. *Edited*
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Profile Of Your Resident Lesbian Couple!
(#) Poppana 2013-04-29
Hello people :)Author's response
Hiya!Profile Of Your Resident Lesbian Couple!
(#) RyanCyanideKiller 2013-04-29
Nikki, you're about my height :3 Ellie, you're the same height as my twin brother :D What part of California do you guys live in? I used to live near Davis.Author's response
We agreed (E: aka, Nikki forced me to agree) that we wouldn't say which city we live in, but we will say we live in Riverside County.Profile Of Your Resident Lesbian Couple!
(#) MCR-99 2013-04-29
You like Fall Out Boy.. good taste..Author's response
FOB is pretty awesome. :DProfile Of Your Resident Lesbian Couple!
(#) RyanCyanideKiller 2013-04-29
That's perfectly reasonable :)Profile Of Your Resident Lesbian Couple!
(#) electricviolence 2013-04-30
Nikki. Just sayin. Your birthday is the day after mine. So, yeah. A late Happy Birthday to you! :)Profile Of Your Resident Lesbian Couple!
(#) HatedEyes 2013-05-04
Ellie's taller than me and I'm 14.
THIS ISN'T FAIR.
Also: I'm bi and not afraid to flaunt it in front of a homophobic priest can I get some love.Author's response
E: I turn 14 soon-ish, so I guess it's kind of even?
N: Ellie, October isn't soon-ish.
E: Aw. And yes, you can get some love. DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND OR SOMETHING BECAUSE IF YOU DO WE'LL ADD YOUR SHIP TO OUT LIST OF SHIPS.
N: ...Oh gosh, I'm so sorry about her.Profile Of Your Resident Lesbian Couple!
(#) HatedEyes 2013-05-04
Dude, no worries. And yeah. You know the chick Sam41/ NothingToProve?
That's my girlfriend, and if Satan aka my dad would unblock the fucking Internet, I would email you. :)
-Saint Veronika xøAuthor's response
Okay, well, if/when your father unblocks the internet, our emails are ellielikesturtles@hotmail.com and nikkitheninja@hotmail.com :)Profile Of Your Resident Lesbian Couple!
(#) HatedEyes 2013-05-04
Thaaaaaaank you! I'm literally the most fucking talkative person on this planet, once I'm talking I never stop.
I'm also Australia's Dan Howell (with breasts).Author's response
N: Wait, that's my old one! I keep forgetting it fucking hates me and I had to make a new one! Grr...my new email is unorthodoxninja@hotmail.com
E: You're Australian? That's so cool! My sister went to Australia once and went snorkelling on the Great Barrier Reef. She says it's amazing down there :)Profile Of Your Resident Lesbian Couple!
(#) HatedEyes 2013-05-04
Ellie, the Great Barrier Reef is beautiful. I went down there in a submarine, sailed on it with a glass bottom boat and went to Paradise (aka Green Island, not far off the Barrier Reef) on a catamaran.
I have a degree in sailing, despite puking orange juice all over my boat once. I was sick, okay?
Just to let you know, if you read my work, I'm incredibly dark and possibly scarring to kids. Then again, I'm rewriting Hansel and Gretel for some year 5's and H&G are sociopaths, so. -shrug-Author's response
E: My sister and my brother once went out on a boat when they were sick. It was NOT pretty.
N: Ellie, your siblings are nutcases. And Ash, what's scarring to kids is walking in on your parents when they're doing bad things to each other. (Not mentioning it here because Ellie is quite the innocent child)
E: What kinda bad things Nikki?!
N: ...Point proven.Profile Of Your Resident Lesbian Couple!
(#) HatedEyes 2013-05-04
Wait, when did I tell you my name was Ash?
OH MY GOD. I DID THAT ONCE.Author's response
N: Profile stalking. shrugs
E: You did what once Ash?!
N: El, just let the grown-ups talk, 'kay?
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