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• Profile Of Your Resident Lesbian Couple!

  (#) HatedEyes 2013-05-04

  Oh, okay then! Profile stalking is fun.
  
  Let me set you a scene. A 5"0 girl with cropped-short brown hair is creeping through her house to grab the Internet modem. As she is passing her parent's bedroom, she hears strange noises - similar to the ones she writes.. oh fucking cow shit.
  
  It was NOT fun.

  Author's response

  N: Let me set the scene for you about how it happened with me. An 11-year-old girl, about 4'10 with shoulder-length dark brown/black hair tied up in a messy bun is creeping across the flat she and her parents live in at 2am to grab an extra blanket out of the linen cupboard, as it is the middle of winter and she is freezing. To get there, she passes her parent's bedroom. She hears strange noises coming out of the room, but thinks nothing of it for the moment, as she's preoccupied with what she was even up for. The next morning, her aunt comes over, along with her evil then 16-year-old cousin Arlene. Curiosity gets the better of her, and she thinks "Hey, Arlene's smart, maybe she'll know what those noises were." She stills hates Arlene to this day for corrupting her.

• Profile Of Your Resident Lesbian Couple!

  (#) HatedEyes 2013-05-04

  Oh god. That sucks ass. I'll tell you what's worse - seeing your mother, dressed as a French maid. It only gets worse when she says: "Your day's going away for a week, I just want to make sure he has a good night."
  
  SLOW DOWN, SATAN.

  Author's response

  That reminds me of the boy I was with before I was with Ellie (I'm bi, sue me!). We walked past a shop, and in the front window there was a French maid uniform. He goes "I should buy this." And I said "Dream on, I wouldn't be caught in that no matter what." He replies, in a dead serious tone "I didn't mean for you."
  
  Yeah. Awkward. THIS IS WHY I DON'T DATE GUYS ANYMORE.

• Profile Of Your Resident Lesbian Couple!

  (#) HatedEyes 2013-05-04

  I got locked in a bathroom with the boy I liked.
  
  He was naked.
  
  I.. I never wanted to see his dick.

  Author's response

  N: Oh God. We should probably move this elsewhere, just so Ellie doesn't see...Any ideas, since your dad blocked the internet?

• Profile Of Your Resident Lesbian Couple!

  (#) HatedEyes 2013-05-04

  I'm currently trying to get my tinychat to work. Hm. Doesn't seem like it wants to. I'll try and get my Windows Live working, too.

• Profile Of Your Resident Lesbian Couple!

  (#) NothingToProve 2013-05-05

  Hi I'm Skye/Sam
  But only Ash(HatedEyes) is technically allowed to call me Sam
  Yeah, that amazing girl is my girlfriend :D
  
  Nice to meet you guys, and welcome to Ficwad :3

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