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The Marry Go Round Broke Down

by TTAFanatic13 0 reviews

I distract the Weasels with a dance.

Category: Tiny Toon Adventures - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Action/Adventure - Warnings: [V] - Published: 2006-08-06 - Updated: 2006-08-06 - 461 words

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He walks away whistling and slips on the eyes. The weasels start to laugh at this and Eric tries to sneak up on Smart Ass.

Doom: [Clasping his left eye with his hand.] Look out! You fool!

Smart Ass: Not so fast.

Doom: One of these days you idiots are going to laugh yourselves to death.

Smart Ass: Shall I repose of them right now Boss?

Doom: Let him watch his Toon friends get dipped then shoot him.

Smart Ass: With pleasure.

Eric: Everything's funny to you aint it needle nose?

Smart Ass: You got a problem with that Bunny?

Eric: Nah. I just er, want you to know something about the guy you're gonna dip! [Starts music machine]

Smart Ass: Whhhaaaaaa?

Eric: 'Now Buster is his name
And laughter is his game
Come on you dope
Untie his rope
And watch him go insane.

Jessica: He's lost his mind.

Buster: I don't think so...

Eric: 'This singing aint my line
It's tough to make a rhyme
If I get stuck
I'm, I'm outta luck and, and...

Jessica: And I'm running out of time!

Eric: Thanks.

Eric juggles with some weights and then lets them fall on his head. As he staggers backwards he slips on a banana skin and falls into some boxes. He emerges bouncing around on a pogo stick and bounces so high that his head hits the light and he gets electrocuted. Stupid laughs so much that he keels over and his ghost leaves his body. Wheezy sees his own ghost leaving and tries to pull it back but fails.

Buster: Hey Eric! Keep it up! You're killing them! You're slaying
them! You're knocking them dead!

A lever is knocked and a vase starts to be carried by a conveyor belt to above Eric's head.

Eric: 'I'm tired of taking falls
I'm bouncing off the walls
Without that gun
I'd have some fun
I'd kick you in the...

The vase falls on Eric's head.

Buster: Nose!

Smart Ass: Nose? That don't rhyme with walls.

Eric: No! But this does.

Eric kicks Smart Ass between the legs and he flies through the air to land in the vat of dip.

Smart Ass: Aaaagggggghhhhh!

Only Psycho and Greasy are left and they find Smart Ass's death
very amusing. So amusing that Greasy dies.

Psycho: Hee hee!

Buster: Yikes! Oh my goodness. Jeepers! That was close.

Psycho laughs so much that he falls of the canon onto the dip coated brush at the front.

Psycho: Ahhhhh.

As Psycho's ghost floats past the canon he pulls a lever that turns it around.

Psycho: Bye bye! Hee hee hee!

Buster: Eric hurry! It's coming back. Aaaaahhh! Oh no! This is it... [Eric turns the canon back the other way] This isn't it!
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