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5 Ways to Become Famous
0 reviewsBoy, now it's time for 5 ways to become famous. Trust me, there are bad ones mate. Warning: Some strong language.
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5 Ways to Become Famous
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1: Become a very well known politician, and ranks that you should run for are:
President of the United States
Prime Minister of the United Kingdom
President of France
President of Russia
President or Chancellor of Germany
President/General Secretary of the People's Republic of China's communist party.
2: Become an actor. A stage actor, film actor or tv actor, just get your face on a big movie or tv show to become famous. I recommend these:
Films:
Marvel films
Star Wars films
Disney films (BEAUTTTTTTTTTTTY AND DAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BEAAAAAAAAAAAAAST)
or some other well known movie franchises.
TV shows:
The Walking Dead
Scandal
Some British shite.
Some American shite.
Some Chinese shite.
3: Become a famous artist. Paint pictures, make music, become an internet personality and everything related all fall into this category. Just try not to be like Justin Bieber (a dickhead), Vincent Van Gogh (crazy ass ear chopper) or Nostradamus (who shits on parties with predictions for the future). List of things that fall in:
Artist (painting)
Singer
Dancer
Song writer
YouTuber
Author
etc.
4: Become an Olympic athlete. Any sports in the Olympics you can become an athlete for. It may take a lot of practice and a lot of time too, but if it works, it will pay off so well.
Sports include:
High Jump
Running
Hurdles
Gymnastics
Javelin
Basketball
Fencing
Boxing
Tennis
Football (or Soccer)
etc.
5: Become a business personality (no small loans of a million dollars allowed). Be it owner of Apple, Google or the simple owner of a huge hotel chain or oil factory, this can make you rich and famous. Just don't get too greedy. Famous businessmen/families businesses include:
President Donald Trump of the United States (Trump Orgainization)
Former American Presidential Candidate Ross Perot
Former Vice President of the US Nelson Rockefeller and his family.
The Rothschild family
Steve Jobs (deceased)
Mark Zuckerberg
The Slim family (Richest Mexican family)
etc.
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Thanks for reading. I got some of the lists from Google and Wikipedia, I suggest you look them up if you still want to learn more of them.
Good luck becoming famous, it'd be nice to see you on the front page of the New York Times!
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1: Become a very well known politician, and ranks that you should run for are:
President of the United States
Prime Minister of the United Kingdom
President of France
President of Russia
President or Chancellor of Germany
President/General Secretary of the People's Republic of China's communist party.
2: Become an actor. A stage actor, film actor or tv actor, just get your face on a big movie or tv show to become famous. I recommend these:
Films:
Marvel films
Star Wars films
Disney films (BEAUTTTTTTTTTTTY AND DAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BEAAAAAAAAAAAAAST)
or some other well known movie franchises.
TV shows:
The Walking Dead
Scandal
Some British shite.
Some American shite.
Some Chinese shite.
3: Become a famous artist. Paint pictures, make music, become an internet personality and everything related all fall into this category. Just try not to be like Justin Bieber (a dickhead), Vincent Van Gogh (crazy ass ear chopper) or Nostradamus (who shits on parties with predictions for the future). List of things that fall in:
Artist (painting)
Singer
Dancer
Song writer
YouTuber
Author
etc.
4: Become an Olympic athlete. Any sports in the Olympics you can become an athlete for. It may take a lot of practice and a lot of time too, but if it works, it will pay off so well.
Sports include:
High Jump
Running
Hurdles
Gymnastics
Javelin
Basketball
Fencing
Boxing
Tennis
Football (or Soccer)
etc.
5: Become a business personality (no small loans of a million dollars allowed). Be it owner of Apple, Google or the simple owner of a huge hotel chain or oil factory, this can make you rich and famous. Just don't get too greedy. Famous businessmen/families businesses include:
President Donald Trump of the United States (Trump Orgainization)
Former American Presidential Candidate Ross Perot
Former Vice President of the US Nelson Rockefeller and his family.
The Rothschild family
Steve Jobs (deceased)
Mark Zuckerberg
The Slim family (Richest Mexican family)
etc.
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Thanks for reading. I got some of the lists from Google and Wikipedia, I suggest you look them up if you still want to learn more of them.
Good luck becoming famous, it'd be nice to see you on the front page of the New York Times!
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