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Naruto's Perspective

"I can sense your teammate's chakra," Tsunade told me, "I know he's here, Naruto. You lied to me."

"He isn't here!" I lied. Grandma Tsunade crossed her arms.

"Prove it," she smirked. She pushed me aside and walked into my apartment.

I closed the door behind her because I like closing doors and Sasuke walked out of the bathroom, dragging his sword behind him.

"See? I told you he was here," the Hokage confirmed.

Sasuke smirked and drove his sword through Grandma Tsunade's chest. A few moments later, she fell to the ground, dead.

"Sasuke, you can't do that!" I hissed, "She was the Hokage!"

He shrugged.

"Orochimaru killed her predecessor," he reasoned, "So it makes sense that I kill her."

"What do we do with the body?!" I asked frantically, "We can't just leave her there!"

Sasuke shook his head.

"You're right," he said, "We gotta hide the body somewhere." I nodded.

"Where?" I asked after a pause.

"I figured out everybody's schedules from those books," Sasuke pointed at the books, "Sakura is busy right now, so we could hide the body there and make people think Sakura killed her."

I stared at him.

"That's horrible!" I whispered.

"I think it's brilliant," he replied. I had meant it was a horrible thing to do to Sakura, even though it was a good plan.

"Fine," I gave in, "We'll put it at Sakura's..." Sasuke patted my shoulder.

"How do we get it to Sakura's house?" I asked hesitantly.

"Nobody on our street or hers is home right now," he told me. "So we just take it there."

I took a deep breath and nodded. We successfully relocated Grandma Tsunade's body from my apartment to Sakura's place without getting seen.

When we returned, I said, "On the previous subject of Orochimaru..."