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Momo Ayase was waiting at the gate of her school, Kami High, for her newest friend, Ken “Okarun” Takakura. As she waited she recalled the insane events of the last two nights. She remembers her saving Okarun from getting bullied, the two of them getting into an argument about whether ghosts or aliens exist, then finding out both exist. Okarun getting cursed by Turbo Granny and her getting abducted by the Serpo, Okurun trying to save her while possessed by Turbo Granny and her unlocking psychic abilities, defeating the Serpo and pushing Turbo Granny out of Okarun's body.

Then she thought about their fight against the sumo version of the Flatwoods Monster. Her blacking out, finding out that her grandmother, Seiko Ayase was home and started making a plan to defeat Turbo Granny. Her and Okarun's confrontation with Turbo Granny, Running away from her, for some reason she thinks about William Tell Overture, and tricking Turbo Granny into one of Seiko's spiritual barriers.

After she finished thinking of those events, Okarun finally got there. As he passes through the gate look down at the ground, “You’re late.” She lightly scolded, as she bumped into him. As they walk together to class an awkward silence entered the air.

She then tried to start a conversation, "The aliens said there were no girls on their planet, just dudes. I don't know how long it took them to get here, but I bet their ship smelled like a locker room by the time they got here. I wonder what type of food aliens like those eat, what do you think, Okarun?"

"Huh! Oh... uh.... I guess... uh... it's kinda hard to be sure" He responded as he stumbled over his words, because this was his first real conversation with girl or really anyone in his age, "but... uh... if I got to guess it would be bananas, because of their... uh... obsession with them the other day." As Okarun finished that thought him and Momo had to split up due to being in separate classes.

"Welp, here's my class, see you later!" Momo started as she waved farewell.

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In class Momo sat quietly at her desk looking out the window. All the while her friends, Kei and Miko tried to get her attention "It ain't workin, she's zoned out" Kei stated as she flashed a mirror in Momo's eyes.

"I don't know what her deal is, she hasn't returned any of my texts, she said she's lost her phone, she bailed on school yesterday." Miko said to Kei.

"Yo, you think she hooked up with her dirtbag ex!" Kei Whispering, "Maybe he dumped her again, she freaked out and that's why she's a zombie"

"That tracks." Both Kei and Miko said as the looked back at Momo.

Just then Momo started anxiously shaking in her seat, 'Ugh, I want to talk about aliens with Okarun!' she thought to herself.

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Later as the lunch bell rang she went to Okarun class looking for him, not finding him there she then went to the school shop and when couldn't find him there she went to the cafeteria. Little did she know that Okarun was looking for her, but he went to the cafeteria then the shop.

After not finding Okarun, Momo went to the courtyard and sat at a bench, she then inwardly sighed 'Sheesh, Where are you Okarun? Lunch break is almost over!’ Momo then reclined back on the bench as her mind ran a mile a minute ‘Come to think of it, he was pretty moody this morning, maybe I came off too strong? Maybe I was ignoring his feelings? Maybe he's avoiding me?'

She then sighed as she got to go to class ‘I’m sorry for being a bad friend, Okarun’ as she continued to walk Momo didn't look where she was going as bumped into someone accidentally ‘kissing’ them.

When she looked up and saw Okarun she exclaimed "Ow! There you are!"

"Ouch! Miss Ayase w-what are you doing out here?!" Okarun asked

"I was going to ask you the sa- ow, I think you cracked one of my teeth!" She responded as she put one hand over her mouth.

"I spent my whole lunch break looking for you."

"Me too, why couldn't you just stay in one place‽" Momo asked angrily

"Are you serious you were looking for me?" Asked in disbelief someone was actually looking for him.

"Yeah and now our lunch is almost over." Momo replied

"W-what? This whole time I thought you were avoiding me." Okarun studdered

"I thought you were avoiding me." Momo said as an awkward silence settled the atmosphere 'man this is awkward, I better change the subject or-" Momo thoughts were interrupted by a high pitched gasp.

"OMG!" The two turned to see Miko & Kei standing there agasp.

"You guys were kissing! What's your prob Momo, why did you tell us?" Miko asked. Kei then added "Now we know why you were acting weird."

"Hold on, you guys think I go around kissing nerds like him!" Momo denied any connection to Okarun.

"Yeah, and I'd never kiss a stupid girl like her!" Okarun exclaimed interjected

"Hold it, I'm the one doing the rejecting here!" Momo furiously exclaimed to Okarun.

"You're so stupid you don't even know what you're rejecting!" Okarun said retaliation

"Oh ho oh, typical four eyes making lame comebacks!" Momo said mockingly

"You just made enemies with glasses wearers everywhere!" Said as he stared daggers at Momo.

"Well, I don't want to see you ever again. Go kick rocks!" Momo said turning away from him.

"Fine, I don't want to talk either!" Okurun huffed then walked away.

As Okarun walked away, so did Momo in the opposite direction. As they walked away Miko & Kei gasped and looked at each other "They're totes into each other!" They said in unison.

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Back in class Momo waited for the Bell to signal the end of lunch break. As she waited, she laid her head down on her desk. Then a group of girls in her class gathered around her desk.

"Girl, I totally heard that you were making out with some guy in the courtyard!" One girl stated, "Who is he‽ What class is he‽" Another one asked.

"I’ll only say this once, WE WEREN'T MAKING OUT!" Momo shouted

"They were, he was a typical nerd with glass and the works." Miko said, giving a description of Okarun causing a bunch of chatter to ripple through the group of girls.

"WOULD ALL OF YOU SHUT UP‽" Momo shouted again.

Miko then looked towards the door of the classroom only to see Okarun coming, "Hey guys her bae's comin'." She declared as she pointed to the door.

"I said I didn't wa- what the hell are you doing!" Momo was utterly surprised as when she looked at Okarun he was in a strange position. He was squatting position with his hands making two circles in his reproductive area.

"Miss Ayase, I need to speak to you right away!" Okarun exclaimed "Listen, a major issue came up"

"I said I didn't want to talk to you anymore, so go to class, go, shoo." Momo said as she looked away from him and she waved her hand.

"There's no time for that nonsense. This is important! I need to speak to you, now and alone. Please come out and talk to me!" Okarun said again this time with more urgency.

"Piss off."

"Damn you're harsh, I feel bad for your boyfriend." Kei stated.

"FOR THE LAST TIME HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND! Stop spreading rumors guys!" Momo shouted to the group of girls that surrounded her desk.

"This morning you had no problem talking to me. Why are you acting like this now, what happened‽"

"Well you did say you didn't want to talk to me." Momo replied.

“I only said that because I felt provoked. The truth is I really like talking to you, that's all I think about." he said as he told Momo his honest feelings. "But I had no idea that being friends with me embarrassed you so much." Okarun said dejectedly as he turned to go to his classroom.

"Why were you being so mean to the guy?” Miko asked and Momo couldn't answer. "Babe, you're too hard on the guy, if he was really a friend a wise cack or two would've done the job. Why are you acting like such a Tsundere?"

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When the final bell rang all Momo could think about was her interaction with Okarun earlier, and how mean she was “Man, this sucks. I feel like I'm the bad guy here. Well, I guess I kinda am.” Momo sighed inwardly as looked super up to see Okarun laughing with a girl with pink hair ‘The hell's going on here? He said he didn't have any friends’ she jealously thought as she stopped in her tracks

As she stood there in shock the pink haired girl and one of her friends, and she overheard their conversation “Did you see that guy? Did you see his face? He looked hilarious, he totally fell for me. He'll be dreaming about me till he goes.”

“Aira Shiratori, You're so mean.” Aira’s friend stated.

“Oh please it's fun having dorks like him drool over me. That's probably the best conversation he had with a girl, that was probably the first time he was touched by a girl and the last. No harm having him dream about me for a bit. I made that for eyed loser's day.” Aira stated in response to her friend's statement. Angry that some would play with Okarun feelings, Momo used her telekinetic power to lift a wash tub off from one of the shoe shelves and dropped it on her head, knocking her out.

“Oh no that girl passed out could it be a delayed reaction from bumping into me” Okarun stated but before he could help Aira, Momo came and attached herself to his arm.

“Okarun, wanna walk me home! Damn you're looking sharp in those glasses. Some girls are just too stupid to realize how cool a guy like you is.” Momo then started daggers directly at Aira. “They deserve wash tubs falling on them instead of guys falling for them.” She said with venom in her voice

As they walked away from their school Momo apologized to Okarun “My attitude today has been the worst, I'm sorry. After what happened in the courtyard I kind of lost it, sorry for acting that way. I'm not embarrassed being your friend, sorry for making you think that.”

“I'm just happy we can sort things out and be friends again.” Okarun said in response to her apology. “Anyway that stuff's not important now.”

“What do you mean it's not important? I couldn't stop thinking about it.”

“Just listen, remember how we thought we took care of Turbo granny?” Okarun asked her.

“Yeah she's gone. We even did a special prayer, you got your pien back, and everything's back to normal.” Momo responded

“Not quite.” Okurun said quietly.

“What do you mean by that‽” Momo asked in confusion.

“My balls” Okarun said quietly and quickly.

“Say what?” She asked again.

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“My balls are gone.” Okarun said to Seiko, as Momo laughed as she rolled on the floor.

“Now ya know why I asked to see your junk.” Seiko scolded him “How the hell did you not notice? They're your balls, dumbass!”

“Would you stop, it's not funny!” Okarun exclaimed, trying to get momo to stop laughing. “When I saw my shaft there, I was so relieved that I forgot to check for the rest.”

“Alright kid, that settles it, I better scope you out.” Seiko said as she got up from her sitting position.

“You gonna look‽” Okarun asked Seiko, embarrassed at the idea of the elderly woman looking at his shaft.

“Not your weiner you doofus, I'm gonna take a peek into your soul." Seiko then took a mirror and started viewing him from several different angles, after that she then spoke again "Yep! Momo, bring me some kind of doll and a wash tub full of water. There's something hid inside him"

After Momo came back, Okarun put his feet in the wash tub as he sat on a chair. "Alright, let's get this show on the road. That talisman stuck on good?" Seiko asked Momo, and when she gave her a thumbs up Seiko smacked him with the paper fan. "You dummy!" She yelled while hitting him.

"Ow, that hurt, what was that for!" Okarun asked Seiko.

All “Momo, ya see anything just now?”

"Yeah I did actually" Momo replied "When you smacked him with the fan, the color of his aura changed."

"I'm gonna need your help with this. When you see his aura change color, grab it and pull it out"

“I can take out a person's aura‽” shouted in shock, at the revelation.

"It's not his, and if it's not part of him you should be able to snatch it." Seiko explained as she got into a readying position, "Get ready, focus on it."

“Okay" Momo focused and as Seiko hit Okarun with the fan she tugged on the aura. For a second she felt the foreign aura with her telekinesis, before quickly "Woah, I felt it in my hands! I had it but it's gone! I don't know where it went!" Just then the seal on the maneki-neko became black, after

"Stop! No you don't" "It's getting a way! Go on, get after it!"

"Damn it, where did that thing go?" Momo said as she got an idea, 'I know! Here kitty kitty.' she thought as took a deep breath, and focused on the aura inside the doll.

She then grabbed the aura and handheld it down, "It's over here! I got it!" momo yelled as she approached the closet the aura was hiding in, and opened the door.

"Let me go right now! I'll murder you all! Let me go!" the cat yelled, as it tried to break free of Momo’s telekinetic powers.

"That was amazing. Your psychic powers have gotten even stronger." Okarun praised Momo as he walked his way over to her.

"Look at what we got here." Seiko commented

"What is it" Okarun asked

“That's Turbo Granny." Seiko informed them.

"Huh! I thought we got rid of her, she should be in the afterlife." Momo said

"Don't underestimate the elderly. A couple of sports like you can't get rid of me that easily. Right when the barricade caught fire a switch to my astral form and swam through the fire, and entered the boy. My energy was so low none of you could even tell I was even inside of him." Turbo granny explained "I was waiting for my power to return, and when it did I was planning on jumping out and murder you all."

"Give up Lady, you lost, get over it." Momo replied in response to Turbo Granny’s statement about waiting for power to return and planning on murdering them.

"I ain't lost nothing, especially to a bratty child like you! I'm gonna make you suffer for this." the maneki-neko sated as she thrashed around.

"Talk big all you want, but in the we're in charge not you" Momo stated

"You hear that, it's over for you! GIVE ME BACK MY BALLS!" Okarun shouted

"If I were, I'd lose any hope of getting rid of me, because if I die any hope of getting the boy’s balls back dies with me!" The maneki-neko stated as she put her hands behind her head "You morons get the situation now. I'm in charge, I've got the kid by the balls, literally!" Turbo Granny the told Okarun to grab knife from the kitchen and kill Momo and Seiko, to get his balls back

"She got me all stressed now, what a bummer." Okarun said depressingly

“What the heck! How can you transform when we drove Turbo Granny out of you‽" Momo stated in shock.

"He can'! He shouldn't!" Turbo Granny exclaimed.

"See this paper fan, it has the power to drive evil spirits out of people." Seiko said as she slapped the fan against her other hand "You must have been holding on tight to the boy, because it seems that only your consciousness left his body. You got that, only your consciousness is in the doll. Your power's still in the kid." Seiko then moved close to maneki-neko "And guess what, I'm the only one that is able to put you back together. Did you get that you dumbass cat turd, rotten tangerine.", she then began hitting Turbo Granny with her paper fan.

"Whoa, you're back to normal. That was amazing, how did you transform?" Momo asked Okarun

"I'm not really sure. I remember getting really mad and the next moment I was that... other me" Okarun replied

Momo then walked out of the closet and spoke directly to Turbo Granny "All right Turbo Granny, how about we make a deal. Sure you're a bitter old bat, but you were just trying to protect the spirits of those dead girls when you cursed Okarun." She then crouched down in front of Turbo Granny "You give back his balls and we give you back your power."

"You damn kids." Turbo Granny muttered under breath, but she eventually agreed to the deal "Alright."

"Then it's settled, alright lady, hand over his balls." Momo demanded

"They ain't with me" Was all Turbo Granny said in response

"Now listen here, we just made a deal-" Momo began to shout before she was cut off by Turbo.

"I don't have them, I swear. I sorta... lost them, I'm not sure where they are." Turbo Granny revealed.

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"The balls are wrapped in a veil of spiritual energy. They glimmer gold and are about five centimeters in diameter. You'll recognize them the moment you lay your eyes on them." The maneki- neko doll said as it laid on a bench. As she was relaxing, Momo and Okarun were crawling on the ground frantically looking for the balls.

"they're not not over here." Okarun said as he was looking in some bushes.

"This is impossible, how are we supposed to find something so small!" Momo called out, but despite her whining she continued searching for a couple more minutes before she truly gave up, "Where are they! We've been searching for half an hour!" She yelled in frustration.

"If you can't find them, that probably means someone took them" Turbo started nonchalantly, and after saying that and seeing the confusion on the teens' face she continued, "The balls are full of high grade life force, the kind that attracts spirits and youkai. Evil spirits especially want that kind of high grade life force because they can think it'll resurrect them."

Momo then sighed, "That's bad news if somebody already has them will never find them"

"Well as far as I'm concerned that's your problem, not mine" The maneki-neko doll started before getting stomped on by the two teens

Momo then responded by saying "Well you should be concerned, because if we don't get Okarun balls you don't get your power back."

After a few more minutes of the teens letting off steam, Momo then sighed "Come on Okarun, let's go back to Grandma", and finished saying that she turned and started toward her house before being stopped by Okarun.

"Wait, Miss Ayase, look up there!", He yelled, as she turned back around she saw pointing to the sky at what appeared to be a hole, "there's what looks to be a portal and... is that somebody's falling out of it" as the words left Okarun's mouth, Momo ran towards him to catch him with her psychic powers. She ran as fast as she could to get him, but it looked like she wasn't going to get him in time. Momo prepared for his body to hit the pavement but it never came. To her surprise he was just floating in midair, but he floated just for a couple of seconds before he hit the ground safely.

"What the, how the hell did he do that‽" exclaimed perplexed on what just happened. She then used her ability to see the aura of the boy, "Wait, that can't be right! Hey, old lady can you sense it too‽" She asked the maneki-neko in disbelief about what she just saw.

"I sure in hell can, it's kinda hard not to notice it" Turbo Granny repled

"Hey you two, can you tell me what's going on, is he an alien, is he a youkai, can you please tell me what's going on?" Okarun asked.

"I'll tell you what's going on, this kid here somehow has eight other human souls inside his body." Turbo Granny responded

"What! That's possible‽" Okarun exclaimed.

"That's the thing, it shouldn't be!" Turbo Granny answered his question.

Momo then used her psychic hands to gently pick up the boy, "He looks pretty beaten up. We better bring him back to Grandma so she can treat his wounds" She, Okarun, and Turbo then went to Seiko's house.