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Fanny sneered leading John to a room ready to make him the last in Meredith's circle of friends as Jordan Fullbright the son Fanny turned Lana into walked by noticing another bed in his room it being Jax's Fanny's new daughter's.
Jordan(Gulping) Uhhhhhhhhhhhh who's bed is that?
Fanny(Sneering) Jax your new sisters. Looks like you'll have a roommate Jordan as soon as John becomes Jax.
John(Excited) Welllllllllll lets get started.
Fanny(GIggling) Jore I hope you like sleepovers they were all the rage when I was Jax's age.
Jordan gulped as Fanny cackled and lied John down putting him in plaid underwear, a marigold nightgown, yellow Rainbow Monkey slippers, then brushed his brown hair wavy red one side covering his right eye.
Fanny(Kissing Jax) Sey magnifique you look exactly like me now.
Jax(Rising) And-now-time-for-Jordan-and-I-to-plan-a-sleepover-with-Hermione, Meredith, Helga JR., and Lana Devine.
Fanny(Sneering) You're in for a long night son.
Jax: Invites sent now to get this room looking festive and then finding PJ's for you to wear older bro.
A doorbell rang downstairs as the girls showed up and Fanny cackled as Riley Anderson teenaged girl from Inside Out led the girls in setting her sights on Jordan.
Riley: Ladies bring your bags upstairs I want some words with little Jordan here.
The girls ran off Riley throwing a bag featuring all her emotions including the new ones on the couch.
Riley(Shaking her head) Jordan, Jordan, Jordan you know you're going to be around girls all night but me I'm the one that's claiming you.
Jordan(Backing up) Claiming me?
Riley(Nodding) I just need another boy to obsess over then I'll take your body as my own.
Jordan(Beaming) No you won't Hermione, Jax, and Fanny like having me around to torture.
The doorbell rang and Riley's eyes lit up as she ran to the door.
Riley(Shrugging) FIne by me there's more than enough boys to weigh and see if their pre teen Riley size.
Jordan opened the door as a group of boys burst in and all the girls growled seeing the boys crash their sleepover.
Riley(Grinning) Gee I wonder who'll win in this fight the girls or the boys?
Jax and Hermione growled running down the stairs and sniffing the boys.
Riley: Their sniffing for fear they feed off of it.
Jax(Grabbing a shivering boy) He just reeks of pure fear.
Hermione(Lifting Jordan under her armpits) Soooooooo does he.
Jordan and Billy Marsh Jax's boy were led back upstairs for tortures.
Riley(Inspecting the crowd of boys) Hmmmmmmmmmmm I'm going to need some-
Riley didn't finish as a boy punched her and she fell back the boy grinning.
Boy: Looks like your muscles need to bulk up.
Riley wiped her mouth seeing blood and her braces bracket broken.
Boy(Flexing) Looks like I win stupid, geeky, braceface.
Riley(Fuming) You-made-me-bleed-and-broke-my-bracket-time-for-some-payback.
The Boy John Ward laughed as Riley flexed and her muscles bulged and she grew acne all over her face.
Riley(Grabbing John) Boyyyyyyyy are you feisty. I was just as feisty as you as a pre teen.
Riley's muscle mass made muscles all over her body as John gulped and squirmed.
Riley(Making a fist) Nowwwwwwwww time for payback.
Riley punched John and he moaned as his blood wet Riley's face.
Riley(Taking out a calculator) Nowwwwwww since you broke my bracket I'd say you oweeeeeee $3500.00 so pay up.
John(Squeaking) I don't have that kind of money.
Riley(Grabbing a backpack) No worries I'm sure we can work something out. BTW Fear is your dominant emotion your lucky the Fullbright sisters didn't smell it they'd have a field day with you.
John(Gulping) Sooooooooooo I guess I'm off the hook?
Riley: Oh noooooooooooo you're my PA now and that includes my servant.
John(Running off) Good luck with that.
Riley guffawed as the house became smaller the walls closing in on John.
Riley(Snatching John) Nowwwwww to show youuuuuu why boys avoid me. my stench see being a teen girl is all BO there's not enough soap.
John moaned as Riley threw him down to her feet and wiggled her toes.
Riley: Those first they need rubbing like yesterday and luckily you're here.
John(Gagging) Don't-you-ever-wash-them?
Riley(Stretching) Sureeeeeeee but as I said not enough soap for my stench.
John gagged as Riley giggled at her prey.
Riley(Opening a makeup kit) You also have to file and paint my nails too. Their due for it.
John held his breath as green smoke surrounded him as upstairs was no better
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Hermione Fullbright chuckled as Jordan moaned and woke up in their bedroom Hermione decorating it.
Hermione(Beaming) There every inch covered in Buttercup Utonium in different poses.
Jordan opened his eyes to find a life sized poster of Hermione and Jax naked above him.
Hermione(Twirling up to Jordan's bed) That was taken last night after our shower. Mommy thought it'd help you learn sibling love.
Jordan(Shielding his eyes) Ewwwwwwwww gross seeing two 6 year olds naked is bad enough but my sisters is just plain sick.
Hermione: Well get used to us and the pic because we're not going anywhere.
Jordan shrieked seeing he was naked and Hermione giggled throwing him puppy dog footies equipped with dog furred underwear and a working tail.
Hermione: Now get changed and we can get this no sleep sleepover started.
Jordan reluctantly put the PJ's on and Hermione cackled evilly knowing 1. Jordan hated the puppy PJ's, 2. he burned them as he got older, and 3. he stopped wearing them when he was four.
Hermione(Spinning a necklace on her neck) Nowwwwwwwww shrink little bro your two big sisters and momma will take care of you now.
Jordan screamed as he got smaller the footies changing with him until they fit and Hermione grabbed Jordan snuggling him.
Hermione: OK little bro let's go find Riley and see how John's being treated.
Jordan was carried downstairs John in an argument with Riley about rubbing her feet.
Riley(Pinning John) Listen here personal assistant or PA it's your job to personal assist so do it or I'll do $3500.00 worth of damage to you like you did to me.
Jordan(Gulping) Uhhhhhhhhh-is-that-our-babysitter? She's-tough-and-very-scary.
Hermione(Rolling out a list) Thaaaatttttttt'ssssssss right follow these rules and Riley could be your best friend.
John(Walking off) Screw this you can't do $3500.00 worth of damage to me. your imaginary to me stupid braceface.
Riley tackled John and slammed her steel toed boots into both his legs breaking them in dreams and reality.
Riley(Smirking) I figures a broken leg is $1500.00 two amount to $3000.00 plus tip is $3500.00 yayyyyyyyyy math.
John(Screeching) Owwwwwwwwwwwww I hate math.
Riley(Staring down at John) Nowwwwwww since your so stubborn I have the perfect nightmare just for you.
A girl with flowing light brown hair, a white and pink light jacket, blue eyes, braces, a white skirt with pink trim, pink and white shoes, and a makeup bag of gadgets skipped up Riley sneering.
Riley(Placing the girls hand in John's) John meet Poppy Prescott richest girl in school but still finds time to babysit injured clients or as I call them damaged goods.
Poppy(Pinching John's cheeks) Ohhhhhhhhhhh we've met Riles. He stood me up and now I'm going to show him why he shouldn't do that.
Jordan(Looking at Hermione) Sooooooooo who's her personal assistant now?
Hermione(Pushing Jordan to Riley) I'd guess you but let's see if you can wow her with cuteness.
Jordan gulped as Riley awed petting Jordan's head like he was a real dog.
Jordan(Nervous) Uhhhhhhh-hi-I'm-Jordan-and-your-Riley. There-now-we've-met-and-I-can-lock-myself-in-my-bedroom-until-this-night-is-over.
Riley(Turning Jordan upside down) Hmmmmmmmmmm you are definitely a pre teen Riley bully bait.
Jordan was tied up by a jump rope Hermione giggling tying it tighter as Riley grabbed a clothes measure measuring everyone as her sneer grew wider seeing Nigel Uno was exactly her size as a pre teen.
Riley(Grabbing Nigel) Your perfect I mean a little rough around the edges but that's where you bullying poor Jordan comes into play.
Nigel gulped as Riley unzipped the emotions bag pulling out a bra, panties, low cut jeans, a white undershirt, a hockey jersey, and steel toe boots being taken out of the bag.
Riley: Nowwwwwwwwww let's hurry this up and Jordan can have four bullies Jax, Hermione, you, and I.
Nigel(Gulping) Soooooooo I have to wear those?
Riley(Nodding) Shaaaaaaaaaaa their mine as a pre teen and only one outfit of mine. I have tons thanks to my body always changing.
Hermione(Walking around Nigel) Seeeeeeeee you were laid off from KND so now that makes you a free agent.
The jump rope was untied by Jordan and in a war cry he tackled Hermione catching her off guard as Riley just chuckled turning Jordan upside down again.
Riley: Not very smart Jordan Hermione's bigger than you and she has just the right amount of torture for you.
Hermione moaned and stood up turning her head upside down to face Jordan.
Hermione: Hmmmmmmmmmmm I have a good game and it's called-
Jax(Running up excitedly) WHAT DID WE HAVE FOR BREAKFAST AND LUNCHHHHHHHHHHH?
Hermione puffed her cheeks out so did Jax and Riley and they blew their breath on Jordan who moaned tuna fish and eggs before passing out.
Hermione(Triple knotting Jordan) There he's good. there's no waking him up until Ol Nigel becomes pre teen you Riley.
Riley(Walking up to Nigel waving her under garments in front of him) Well come on little sis you'll be a great pre teen and scare the bejesus out of Jordan.
Nigel(Standing up) Ok but only because Jordan got me ejected from KND. Sooooooooo bully huh does that mean I'll have strength to hurt him.
Riley(Nodding) Uh huhhhhhhhhhh now let's get you changed sis.
Nigel quickly got out of his clothes as Harvey Mckenzie gasped knowing pre teen Riley well because she bullied him to no end until she got older.
Hermione(Pumping her arm up and down) Welcome to bully island once again Harvey toot tootttttttttt.
Harvey(Running at Riley) Not if I can help it.
Riley(Snatching Harvey) Awwwwwwwww another what did we have for breakfast and lunch contestant.
Hermione Jax and Riley blew their death breath on Harvey as Nigel strapped the bra over his chest and panties over his butt as his body morphed into pre teen Riley's.
Riley(Handing Nigel the jeans, undershirt, hockey jersey, and boots) Almost finished put these on then the two sleepy bully baits are all yours.
Nigel put the undershirt, jersey, jeans, and boots on then growled as pre teen Riley took over and teenaged Riley sneered.
Teenaged Riley: Ok sis their all yours show them no mercy.
Pre teen Riley's shadow covered Jordan and Harvey as Jax raced upstairs to torture Billy.
Jordan(Moaning) Ewwwwwwwww that's some lethal death breath.
Pre teen Riley: Shrimpyyyyyyyyyy so glad to see you again.
Jordan gulped as pre teen Riley mimiced him cackling at her prey her shadow covering Jordan.
Pre teen Riley: Nowwwwwwwwww let's give the germyphobe time to sleep it off. You and I can play alone for awhile.
Jordan(Gulping) Play what like Candyland or Monopoly?
Pre teen Riley: Ughhhhhhhhhhhhh those are baby games how's-abouttttttttttt? I know how's about Sleeping Beauty I'll be Beauty and your the prince kissing me.
Harvey uttered yuckkkkkkkkkk and slowly opened his eyes pre teen Riley screaming evilly and skipping up to Harvey.
Pre teen Riley: Awwwwwwwwwww Germyphobe did you miss me as much as I missed you?
Harvey: No you were the worst to Jordan and I.
Pre teen Riley(Stretching) Yeppppppppp and now that I'm back I'm stronger than ever.
Jordan(Jumping onto pre teen Riley's back) How's about a back ache you big bully.
Harvey(Eeping) Uhhhhhhh Jordan big bully is right and she's getting bigger.
Jordan(Snapping pre teen Riley's bra straps) How does that feel?
Harvey(Wincing) Ouchhhhhhhhhh she hates that. I should know I did it so many times to her while she chased me.
Pre teen Riley's spine grew bigger and Jordan slid down gulping as pre teen Riley roared down at him.
Pre teen Riley(Rubbing her shoulders) Ouchhhhhhhhhh do you have any idea how much that hurts?
Jordan(Gulping) I-I-I-I-I-I'm sorry but I was just showing you what bullying people does to people.
Harvey(Running off) I'm out you did this to yourself Jordan.
Pre teen Riley(Puckering her lips) Waitttttttt you need a kiss goodbye.
Pre teen Riley slowly licking her lips giggled as she was normal size and her lips found Harvey's.
Pre teen Riley: Nowwwwwwwww time to make out Germyphobe.
Riley pressed her lips over Harvey's and her tongue lashed into his mouth Harvey screaming in disgust drool from Riley wearing braces all over his face.
Pre teen Riley(Pulling out of the kiss) There now was that so bad?
Harvey(Scrubbing his mouth and face) Yessssssssss drooly braceface.
Jordan once again snapped Pre teen Riley's bra straps finding her weakness as she growled and kicked Jordan in the stomach with her steel toe boots.
Pre teen Riley(Holding Jordan by his throat against the wall) I'll show you to hurt me shrimpy. Germyphobe and I are inseperable now because that kiss is infatuating.
Jordan gasped for air as pre teen Riley giggled throwing Jordan to the ground and waltzing off with Harvey.
Pre teen Riley: No worries I'll still bully you Germyphobe. John Ward and Poppy Prescott are making something much worse for Jordan. Here's a hint you put a glitter bomb-
A teenage girl dressed in a plaid skirt, a green jacket, a black T with a fish on it, a white button up shirt, glasses, brown eyes, brown hair put up in a ponytail, a plaid skirt, a plaid pair of panties, ankle socks, red high tops, pouty lips, and glitter all over her shook off all over Jordan.
Girl: IN-MY-LOCKER-YOU-PUT-A-GLITTER-BOMB-IN-MY-LOCKER-WHILE-I-WAS-JUST-TRYING-TO-MAKE-A-GOOD-IMPRESSION!!!!!!!!
Jordan(Giggling) Heyyyyyyy I have an idea let's have a dance party Mrs. Margo Gru glitter bombed can be the disco ball.
Margo(Grabbing Jordan) Hah hah very funny but I have another idea.
Margo shoved Jordan into a room where Poppy had John cornered with a ballerina outfit in her hands.
Poppy(Slowly trying to trap John) Come onnnnnnnnnn being a Prescott's not sooooo bad we're made of money I'm talking billions.
Margo: See all's John did was stand her up. As for you Jordan you glittered her best friend.
Margo sneezed three times spraying Jordan with boogers, spit and glitter.
Margo(Wiping her nose) Anywayyyyyyy she asked me to find who glitter bombed me and Mr. let's turn Margo into a disco ball appears.
Poppy(Pouncing on John) Meeeeeeeoooooowwwwwwwww ever since Reinfeld left he gave me cat like reflexes.
John slowly walked up to the ballerina outfit Jordan knowing if John became Poppy's little sister then Agnes Gru would become his best friend as Margo sneered.
Margo(Blowdrying all the glitter into the air) And nobody loves glitter more than my little cutesey sister Agnes.
The glitter materialized into a little girl with black hair put up in a ponytail, a striped shirt, blue denim coveralls, white high tops, Friday underwear, and a huge white unicorn appeared watching as John grabbed the ballet outfit.
John(To Poppy) Soooooooooo how rich are we talking?
Poppy(Pulling out an Ipad) This is our house and in this house will be every toy and stuffed animal you can ever ask for.
John(Undressing) You don't have to ask me twice now is there underwear and an undershirt with this ballet outfit?
Poppy handed John a plain white pair of underwear tinted pink shrugging saying seperate your whites as John put them on.
Poppy(Pulling John's underwear to his waist) Good now let's get you ready for ballet while Margo does the same to Agnes and thinks about what to do with Jordan.
John allowed Poppy to get the tights and leotard on him as his body shrank and he was the spitting image of Poppy.
Poppy(Positining the tutu) There now all's that's left is the slippers and tiara then it's ballet class for you two.
Poppy put slippers on John who giggled a girly giggle his blonde hair now light brown and a tiara with real diamonds was placed on his head.
Poppy: There nowwwwwwwww you'll be Gertrude and you'll excell in ballet like I did.
Agnes was dressed in her costume and she clutched Gertrude's hand placing a friendship bracelet on her wrist.
Agnes: Theeeeerrrrreeeeeeee now we're best friends Gertrude.
Gertrude(Swinging Agnes' hand) Great we can get through ballet class together.
Margo(Beaming) He's not her first friend she's very demanding.
Jordan tried sneaking out as pre teen Riley pushed Harvey to Margo.
Pre teen Riley: He's broken do what you want with him. I heard Rachel was your best friend and HE pranked you so much.
Margo(Lifting Harvey up) Hmmmmmmmmmmm ever seen Nightmare On Elm Street 4?
Harvey(Shuddering) Not the whole thing it gives me the willies.
Margo(Applying lip gloss) Pops do you have a waterbed somewhere?
Harvey: A waterbed what for?
Margo(Snickering) I guess you haven't seen that part yet.
Poppy(Giggling) I think we can conjure one up this is a nightmare after all.
Harvey(Snapping his eyes open) Then bye bye nightmare.
Harvey jumped up out of breath and sweating in his own bed Sonya Roberts his newly ex girlfriend was about to be targetted by Margo.
Sonya's Demise
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Sonya Roberts sighed happily as she towled off her blonde hair and with it still damp she shook it out and put bunny footies on her mom tucking her in bed.
Mrs. Roberts(Handing Sonya her phone) There sweetie read comics until you fall asleep.
Sonya booted up Webtoon and chose level 1 housewife.
Sonya(Yawning) Angrboda in a long forgotten language it means she who brings grief.
Sonya's eyes got heavy and she blinked then snored softly not listening to everyone's warning to stay awake.
Margo(Fluttering pages) Time for little Sonya to become an ogre just like Angrboda and I'll take her soul and her form to tempt Harvey and then lock him into Pre teen Riley's and Gertrude's nightmares forever.
Sonya fell down a dark hole Margo's evil laughter echoing down the hole as Sonya pulled a string that said pull here and a parachute made of plaid material shot Sonya upward.
Margo(Laughing triumphantly) Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Sonyaaaaaaaaaaa up here.
Sonya gasped seeing the parachute was Margo's underwear and Margo sneered lowering herself onto Sonya's shoulders.
Margo: See Harvey had the right idea to stay awake. you pukes tortured me on every sitting gig I had. Today with the glitter bomb was the end of the line.
Sonya(Squeaking) Soooooooooooo what are you going to do to me?
Margo(Opening comic books) Welllll this is no Webtoon but I think Angrboda needs reserecting in nightmares. Thankfully in you walked prissy, peppy, I have to have my own way, spoiled, rotten, girl about to be ogre and all.
Sonya shrieked seeing a liquid on Margo's hip a liquid Sonya knew well.
Margo(Uncorking the potion) Insta-ogre guranteed to turn the person wearing it into an ogre. Then I'll own your soul and I can transform into you in nightmares and tempt Harvey then trapping him.
Before Sonya knew what was happening the potion was splashed onto her like perfume and she screamed in defeat as Margo cut her down with scissors and Sonya squinted her eyes closed fighting off the ogre Margo growling and pinning Sonya to the ground.
Margo(Shaking the potion) You know I always wanted to catch you in nightmares. You don't deserve the hand life dealt you.
Sonya(Struggling) What do you mean?
Margo: Your weak but you act strong prep. You laughed the hardest today but I will get the last laugh.
Margo now with a full potion like it never got used poured the whole bottle on Sonya as Lee Montgomery Sonya's best friend appeared and Margo laughed triumphantly seeing Sonya grow abs, muscles, a bigger height, a warriors wardrobe, and a sword Lee gulping.
Margo(Staring at Lee) You're too late now I'll claim her soul and you well there's someone for everyone in dreams.
Sonya growled and her eyes red hot coals shot to Lee and he gulped as she unsheathed her sword sneering down at him.
Sonya(Twirling her sword) Taste cold steel vile child.
Lee: Wait Sonya we're best friends.
Sonya(Thinking) I know not this Sonya you speak of.
Lee: Sonya Roberts she's my best friend and front runner of the training operatives of Kids Next Door.
Sonya(Stomping up to Lee) Never heard of her I'm Angrboda Ogre warrior and you are in the wrong place at the wrong time.
A perriwinkle light shot into Margo's stomach as she sighed in ecstasy patting her stomach.
Margo: You thought you could fight me kid but Angrboda's strongerrrrrrrr.
Margo giggled skipping off to make Harvey fall asleep Sonya's dreampower of bringing people in and out of dreams belonging to Harvey but him not knowing how to use them.
Lee: Sone you need to fight you're Ogre urges before they completely take over and your gone.
Margo(Lifting her shirts) She's mine now Cupcake. See her face is in my tum tum now. Now as the Ogre said taste cold steel vile child.
Sony beamed evilly nodding beheading Lee and bathing in his blood as Margo got another soul and skipped off to end Harvey once and for all.
Sonya(Licking the blood) MMMMMMMMMMMMM agent blood I want more.
Margo(Opening a portal) The training agents could use some practice Ang. you could be their worst villain.
Sonya(Walking through the portal) MMMMMMMMMMM they smell delicious.
Margo cackled into the night going after Harvey and setting Angrboda on Tommy Gilligan the inventor of the glitter bomb.
Margo: Harvey I hope you and Sonya had practice kissing if not I could teach you.
Margo skipped up to a big house as in another part of the dream she heard Tommy squeal.
Harvey's Wet Dream
Harvey sighed happily thinking he was rid of his nightmares not feeling Sonya's dreampowers shoot into him.
Harvey(Closing his eyes) Finally time for some rest and no more scary dreams.
Margo scoffed turning into Sonya Harvey's bed a waterbed saw Sonya swimming up to it.
Harvey(Pressing against the bed) Whoaaaaaaaa Sone looks like your safe too. Let's make out baby.
Sonya giggled puckering her lips as Harvey kissed Sonya and she materialized next to him soaking wet.
Margo: Sooooooooooo honey as you were saying let's make out.
Harvey saw Sonya naked and just nodded as Margo as Sonya kissed him and he was rolled under Margo.
Margo: Soooooooooooo Harv have you ever French Kissed before? You know with tongues?
Harvey shook his head no as Margo impersonating Sonya said perfect and kissed Harvey her tongue shooting into his mouth as he tongued who he thought was Sonya and Margo cackled deeply standing tall becoming herself.
Margo(Beaming) What's the matter Harv getting tongue tied?
Harvey shrieked as Margo's tongue acted like sheets and blankets on the bed wraping him up as Margo could just chuckle coldly at him.
Margo(Slashing open the matress) How's this for a wet dream?
The tongues released Harvey into the water which was bubbling and two giggles were all Harvey heard as Margo cackled good luck and walked off with Sonya's dreampowers.
Harvey(Rubbing himself) Ewwwwwwww girl drool and what did you mean good luck?
Margo(Wiggling her fingers and toes) You'll see enjoy their party/dreamworld.
Harvey(Looking around) Their who their?
Harvey screamed in fear seeing Pre teen Riley and Gertrude in a hot tub with him and they sneered down at him.
Pre teen Riley(Throwing her arms around Harvey) Sooooooooo glad you could join us. We have one more friend to introduce you to.
Gertrude: Yeaaaaaaaaa more my friend than P T Riley's but a friend none the less.
Agnes' evil cackle screeched across the sky as she skipped up and climbed into the hot tub sighing in ecstasy.
Agnes(Looking at Harvey) Hmmmmmmmmm you'll do nicely. You're just perfect.
Harvey(Gulping) Perfect for what a three girl in a tub party?
Agnes(Beaming) Nooooooooooo perfect for the worst KND training agent villain that ever there was.
Pre teen Riley(Nodding) She even gives me the willies and I don't scare easily.
A stomping was heard as Agnes chirped she's heeeeeeerrrrreeeeeee beaming as Harvey frantically looked for a place to run pre teen Riley holding him still.
Gertrude(Giggling) It's a real shame your becoming a meal for her. Your kind of cute in a I'm not into you kind of way.
Angrboda licked her lips hungrily at Harvey and he gulped seeing a gleam of Sonya's green eyes and Gertrude cackled knowing she would get to be Harvey's girlfriend eventually.
Angrboda(Laughing deeply) MMMMMMMMMMMM another agent piggy and more blood to wash myself in.
Harvey: Uhhhhhhhhh Sone I know you're in there it's me your teddy bear Harv. I mean remember when we were dating?
Angrboda(Snatching Harvey) Nooooooooooo the little girl you think I am has disappeared I'm Angrboda most successful ogre ever.
Agnes(Handing Angrboda a paper) And a deals a deal you have him so no more roaring into our dreams.
Angrboda nodded as Gertude snickered evilly having a plan for Harvey.
Gertrude: Excuse me Mrs. Ogre do you think when your done with Harvey I could have him?
Angrboda got a thoughtful look on her face and got down to Gertrudes level.
Angbroda: On one condition pint sized.
Gertude: Sure just name it.
Angrboda: Find me a replacement servant which Harvey will be until you do.
Gertrude: Hmmmmmmmmmm deal but I'll need strong muscles they'll help find the replacement.
Angrboda sprinkled dust on Gertrude and she laughed deeply as muscles grew all over her body.
Gertrude: Joey Beatles here I come.