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Kaleidoscope Of Adventure
0 reviewsCornell, RG, and Reggie are about to have fun on the first day of spring. Until they encounter Brian and Stewie who are on a mission to get back copies of Brian's novel that were stolen in a truck.
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Haven't done anything Family Guy related in a long long while. Lately, I've been on this kick to write fanfics about the Jellies. So please enjoy this crossover fanfic of The Jellies and Family Guy!
Brian and Stewie will be the characters Cornell, RG, and Reggie meet in this.
In Walla Walla Washington. The first day of spring break has finally arrived. Out of school for a week. Cornell, RG, and Reggie decide to embrace the day. Snow has melted all over!
"Damn! Won't you smell that clean spring air!" Cornell said with confidence. "Yes, even the roads won't have snow anymore!" Reggie exclaimed. "We can ride our bikes! What should we do first!" asked RG.
Walking down the road in their neighborhood. Cornell, Reggie, and RG really didn't know what to do. "hmm, this is odd. I thought for sure we would be having fun today." Cornell tells his friends.
"Yeah, why is it we're so bored, suddenly?" asked RG. "Probably because we're too attached to our devices like our parents always say we are?" shrugged Reggie.
Cornell soon finds a hopscotch game spraypainted in the road. With the words, "GO AMY" written above. "Hey, I think I found something, guys!"
RG and Reggie run to see that Cornell found a hopscotch game. "GO AMY?" asked RG all confused. "Yeah, I remember now. When we were kids this spraypainted hopscotch game belonged to that bully bitch who used to beat us named Amy Mandow!" Cornell says.
"Didn't she move and her family move to Hailey Idaho?" asked Reggie. "Yeah, her Dad was in the Navy I think." said Cornell.
"Now that she's gone, maybe we can ruin it!" Reggie giggles! "Yeah, let's do it! That cunt was worse than all those cheerleaders from Bring It On!" recalls RG. "I know, let's use some black stones to turn the G into a C!" laughs Cornell.
"You're onto something there! This spring day is getting fun already!" laughs RG. "It'll say CO AMY! If the brat ever comes back she'll say, 'CO AMY'!?!?!? I can just see it now!" Reggie giggles. "It'll be a bigger vandal stunt than that one in Donnie Darko!" Cornell says.
As Cornell, RG, and Reggie were about to get some black stones to destroy the hopscotch, Barry, Debbie, and KY were all in a car and came to pick up Cornell.
"MOM? DAD? Where are you going?" asks Cornell.
"We're going to that newly opened electronics store." Debbie announces. "It's called Double U Electronics! We'd love to have you come! There's a sale going on during their Grand Opening!" "Don't mind me, I'm just going there to visit my boyfriend who works as a cashier." KY implies.
"You have to come with us, Cornell! We don't feel right leaving you alone." Barry says. "Why do I have to go? Can't I stay with my friends? We planned to do something fun together. After all, it is Spring Break." Cornell protests.
"We need you to be there. You're good at picking out microwaves." Debbie tells her adopted son. "Whatever for?" Cornell wanting to know. "If you must know, we're buying a birthday present for Mayor Leonard Jenkins. " Answers Barry. "Say, you can bring your friends if you want." offers Debbie. "Ahhh, Electronic Stores are so fucking boring. " Cornell says. "Yeah, we have better things to do." agrees RG.
"Okay, if you guys get bored the Electronics Store is just 2 miles away. You know where to find us." Barry said driving away, leaving Cornell, RG, and Reggie behind.
"YES! AWESOME! WE GOT THE DAY TO OURSELVES!" Cornell, RG, and Reggie cheer. "Come on, we have nothing to lose, we have some hopscotch art to ruin!" Reggie reminds his friends.
As Cornell, RG, and Reggie were about to ruin the hopscotch art spraypainted on their neightborhood road, a truck drives by them with incredible speed. The black stones Cornell was going to use flew out of their hands by force.
"DAMN! That Son Of A Bitch blew away out stones!" Cornell said with anger.
"This is supposed to be the best day of our lives, and it's already becoming the worst!" Reggie yelled.
Not far behind them, a Prius stopped in the middle of the Walla Walla Washington neighborhood. Out came a white laborador retreiever and a football headed baby with a yellow shirt and red overalls. It was Brian and Stewie.
"Wow! What a beautiful day for an adventure, hey Brian! Dont you just love this spring day! And to think it's still snowing back in Quahog!" Stewie exclaims. "Remember why we drove across the country." Brian told Stewie in a spiteful manner.
"Yeah, yeah I know. Someone in a truck stole all your copies of your novel Faster Than The Speed Of Love." Stewie rolls his eyes.
"Where the hell are we? We've been on the road trying to get my books back for 4 days." asked Brian.
"According to this," Stewie begins reading his iPAD. "We're in Walla Walla Washington."
"How the fuck did we end up here?" Brian was stunned and downfounded as to how he and Stewie lost track chasing that truck and ending up in Walla Walla Washington.
"Maybe we were so focused on getting your novels back, we lost our sense of direction." Stewie guessed. "Makes sense. Okay, here's the game plan. We'll find some people who live here in Walla Walla and ask them if they'll help us track down the truck that stole my novels." Brian says with self assurance.
"All right. Heaven help us if you plans goes wrong! That'll be on YOU!" Stewie yells. "Understood." Brian gives in.
Walking to try to find someone who will help them. Brian and Stewie spot Cornell, RG, and Reggie.
"How about them!" Brian pointed. "I say, I know who they are." Stewie spoke out.
"You do?" Brian asked with bewilderment. "Yeah, that's Cornell, RG, and Reggie. They're from the cancelled Adult Swim show The Jellies. Cornell was adopted by a family of jellyfish. I have vast knowledge on Adult Swim shows." Stewie says. "We used to be on there until Disney bought out FOX." Brian spoke.
"Come on, let's go introduce ourselves." Stewie demanded.
"Well, it's worth a shot to ask them for help. Let's do it." Brian concedes.
Calling out to Cornell, RG, and Reggie. "Hey excuse us! Excuse us!"
Cornell, RG, and Reggie looked to see who was calling them. The three run to Brian and Stewie.
"You need something?" RG asks. "Holy shit! It's Brian and Stewie from Family Guy! We love your show!" Cornell says. "Damn, I've never been so star struck in my life!" Reggie says.
Stewie asks, "Uh, yes. Did you happen to see a truck go by?" "You bet your asses we did. That truck blew away some stones we were going to use." Reggie explains.
"We were after that truck for days. " Brian annouces. "How come?" Cornell says with curiousity.
"That truck back in Quahog stole copies of my book Faster Than The Speed of Love. Stewie and I have been on the road for days chasing down that truck." Brian tells the story.
"We want to know if you'd like to help us catch up to that truck that stole Brian's books. You in?" asked Stewie.
"Yeah, I am!" Cornell says. "Me too!" "Sure, I can use a good challenge!" says both RG and Reggie.
"So it's settled. We'll even have some fun along the way." Brian speaks out. "Awesome! Helping Brian and Stewie! Kids at our school won't believe it!" Cornell exclaims.
"I know right!" agreed RG. "Think our spring break adventure has just begun!" Reggie cheers.
Cornell, RG, and Reggie's day has gotten a lot better now that they were going to help out Brian and Stewie get copies of Faster Than The Speed of Love from a truck.
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Now Cornell, RG, and Reggie are finding themselves going inside Brian's Prius. "Wow! Awesome wheels you have there, Brian!" Cornell complemented as he and RG and Reggie go inside the car with Brian and Stewie.
"It's a Prius." Brian explains. "Yeah, Brian got it because he thought he was doing his part for the envoirnment! You would not BELIEVE that libreal douche he is." Stewie informs Cornell.
"We watch your show so I think we already know." RG laughs. "So guys. How are we going to track down that truck?" asks Cornell.
"The same way we've been doing it for the past 3 days. My lastest invention, the GPS Trucking Device. It only tracks down the whereabouts of trucks!" Stewie explains. "You Da Man, Stewie!" RG replies. Driving off after the truck. Brian starts the engine and follows the GPS Trucking Device.
After an hour or so, using the GPS Trucking Device, Brian and Stewie keep driving. "No luck so far! At this rate we'll never get my copies back." said Brian.
"You guys would've believe how many gas station pit stops we all had to make on the way over here." said Stewie.
As luck would have it, Cornell points to the truck which happened to be at the Electronics store called Double U Electronics. On the parking lot.
"Yes! That's the truck! I recognize it!" Brian sighs with relief. Stewie looks at the sign of the Electronics Store. "Ah, Double U Electronics, the pinnacle of mediocrity! Their selection is so outdated, I half expect their best-seller to be a stone wheel and a fire-starting kit. Bravo, truly inspiring levels of incompetence." Brian stops the Prius and parks it next to the truck.
"What should we do first?" Cornell wondered. Brian said, "Let's sneak inside the truck and see if copies of my novel are still in there." "Sounds easy, but how do we open the back of it?" asked Reggie. Stewie uses a gun and shoots the lock on the truck. The back of the truck was open. "Wow! Stewie! We sure can use someone like you in our school!" RG says.
The door to the back of the truck opened. Unfornately for Brian, all the copies of his novel were all gone. "SHIT! THAT FUCKING SON OF A BITCH!" Brian says with his anger levels rising! Then the dog continues to rant. "MY NOVELS ARE GONE AND THIS COCKSUCKER ISN'T GOING TO GET AWAY WITH THIS!"
Cornell wanted to know, "What were you going to do with those books?" "Oh, he was going to have a book signing at a Barnes and Noble in Providence. Then this bullshit happens. "Stewie tells their story.
RG asked, "Well do you all think the culprit could be inside the building?" "Good thinking. We should go inside, just as long as my parents don't see me." Cornell tells RG.
With Brian and Stewie leading the way, Cornell, RG, and Reggie followed them inside. Above them was a sign slogan reading: Your Ultimate Upgrade Starts Here. Stewie scoffed at it, "Even their slogan sucks!" Brian drags Stewie inside. "This is no time for witty insults. My future as a writer is at stake!" Brian gives Stewie the thrid degree.
Searching high and low for whoever it was that stole Brian's copies of his novel. Cornell bumps into his adoptive parents. Debbie and Barry.
"Well, well, well. Look who decided to show up." Barry says with sarcasm. "You're too cool for us but not your friends. Bored already?" Debbie jokes.
"No, you don't understand. Some dudes from out of town had a copy of novels stolen from them and we're trying to find out who did it. " Cornell says. RG and Reggie walk up to Barry and Debbie to prove Cornell wasn't lying.
"It's true." said RG. "We're in on the case, too!" said Reggie. "Okay fine. We don't need your help looking for a microwave." said Debbie. "Go ahead and play your imaginary detective game." Barry said as he walks off with Debbie.
On the other side of Double U Electronics. Brian and Stewie try to find someone who may look like a truck driver.
"The thing is, we know what the truck looks like but we never caught a glimpse of who was driving it." speaks Stewie. "Good point. Maybe those Jellyfish know something." Brian says spotting Barry and Debbie.
"You obviously don't know anything about the Jellies! Those are Cornell's adoptive parents dumbass!" Stewie snarked. "Well I got so caught up with this caper, I totally forgot. Okay! Cut me some slack!" Brian lambasted back at Stewie.
Cornell, RG, and Reggie caught up with Brian and Stewie. "No luck so far." said RG. "I ran into my adoptive parents." Cornell explains.
Reggie asks, "So what do we do now?" KY was at the TV section. Looking at her cellphone, sighing in sadness. "Hey, my sister KY is supposed to be here with her boyfriend." Cornell says spotting his adoptive older sister.
"Hey, I know maybe we can include her in on this." RG says. "Sure. We're fine with it." Brian and Stewie said together. "It's not like she has a date. " Cornell says with a tone of uneasyness. Cornell never liked to see KY unhappy.
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Brian, Stewie, Cornell, RG, and Reggie go to the TV Section. Brian and Stewie introduce themselves to KY. "Greetings. Cornell's sister." Stewie extended his hand. "We're Brian and Stewie from Family Guy. I'm sure you've heard about us." says Brian to KY.
"Yeah, I have. I was never one for adult animation. I'm more into soap operas, romance flicks, and medical shows." KY said. "We noticed you were sad, big sis." Cornell says. "What's the problem, dawg?" RG asks.
"It's like I can never have a steady boyfriend." KY begins. "What happened to that boyfriend of yours who had the bread slice for a head?" asked Reggie. Recalling their time on a school field trip to a cow farm.
"You mean, Freddy Breadslice? His parents divorced and he moved in with his Dad in South Dakota." explained KY. "Then I found someone new and he told me to meet him here for a date." KY explains.
"Sounds to me like you've been stood up." said Brian. "You'd get along great with my sister, Meg. You have no idea how many dates she went on and failed." Stewie says.
"It's no laughing matter. I've been waiting here, even embarrassing myself coming with Mom and Dad. He still doesn't even have the common decency to at least give me a call?" KY questioned.
"Who's the name of the dawg that stood you up?" asked RG. "Bradley Sharken." KY answers. "All I want is a boyfriend who will stay with me so I can finally move out, get married, and have a family of my own." KY tells them all.
"No college?" asked Brian. "Hey, what young people want to do with their lives is nunya buzznezz!" Stewie snarked at Brian.
KY's luck has finally come, her cellphone rings and it's her boyfriend. "Bradley! Finally! Since we met on the corner of parking lot at the Walla Walla Mall! What took you so long?" KY asked Bradley over the phone. Cornell, RG, Reggie, Brian and Stewie all stand by.
"What?!?! What do you mean you were in Quahog Rhode Island, stealing books?" KY shouted into her cellphone. An alarming feeling passed over both Brian and Stewie.
"Ask him where he is!" said Brian. "Where are you?" asked KY. "You're in the back room of Double U Electronics! OKay, sure! I'll be there. Mind if I bring some friends and my brother along?" KY said.
"Can't fathom this it all. Your boyfriend who were so excited to meet is the instigator who stole all my copies!" Brian outraged.
"Come on, let's go. I know where the back room is. Our Dad, Barry used to take me there to play blackjack with his friends!" Cornell says offering to lead the way.
Barry and Debbie see Brian, Stewie, KY, Cornell, RG, and Reggie all run by to the back room. "If you're looking for the backroom, I don't gamble there anymore!" Barry shouted out. "Forget that, what the hell are Brian and Stewie doing here?" Debbie observes.
Making their way into the backroom. Filled with unopened cardboard boxes. Sure enough, there was KY's so-called boyfriend Bradley Sharken was standing in the middle of the backroom. He had some dynamite in his hand and looked like he was about to blow up Brian's copies of Faster Than The Speed of Love. The song Carry on Wayward Son By Kansas was playing on the radio.
"Holy shit! What the duece? What mad bomber uses Carry On Wayward Son?" Stewie said astounded. "What were you excepting Petunia Clark's Downtown?" Brian said with sarcasm.
RG demands Brian and Stewie to stop spouting off, "DAMN! This is no time for you to have a back and forth at each other!"
Reggie joins in, "That's right! Don't you want to get your books back?!"
KY says, "Let me handle this." As she tries to reason with Bradley. "Bradley! Sweetheart! Why are you doing this?"
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KY took a cautious step forward, hands raised as if trying to calm an agitated animal. “Bradley, please! This is nonsense! You don’t have to do this. What’s this really about?”
Bradley clenched his fists, the dynamite wobbling slightly in his grip. “It’s about revenge, KY! Years ago, in high school, I had to do a book report. I picked Faster Than The Speed of Love because I thought, ‘Hey, this guy's a talking dog, it might be good.’” Bradley let out a hollow chuckle. “I flunked the report, KY. Straight-up failed. You ever been laughed at by a whole class of teenagers? That book ruined me. I’ve hated Brian Griffin ever since!”
Brian scoffed. “You flunked because of my book? That sounds like a you problem, assfuck!”
Stewie rolled his eyes. “Yes, let’s blame the author instead of your own inability to comprehend garbage literature.”
Cornell speaks out, "Damn this asshole is insane! You even went so far as to future fake my older sister just so you can go across the country and ruin Brian!"
KY turned, giving them both a sharp glare before refocusing on Bradley. “Bradley, listen to me—blowing up a pile of books isn’t going to undo the past. You have me now, okay? Maybe instead of revenge, you focus on us?”
Bradley hesitated, his grip loosening just enough.
Meanwhile, Cornell, RG, Reggie, Brian, and Stewie exchanged glances and huddled in whispered discussion.
“I say we snatch the dynamite,” Cornell suggested.
“I say we let him set it off—it’d be doing the world a favor,” Stewie muttered, earning a slap on the arm from Brian.
RG smirked. “I got a better idea. We hit him with the ol’ ‘fake-out distraction’ move.”
Within seconds, they put their plan into action.
Cornell suddenly gasped dramatically. “Bradley! Look! It's your high school teacher!” He pointed wildly behind Bradley.
Bradley turned, eyes wide. “Mr. Fitzpatrick?!?”
RG and Reggie sprang into action, tackling Bradley to the ground while Brian snatched the dynamite and tossed it into a bucket of mop water, extinguishing the fuse.
Bradley groaned under the weight of RG and Reggie. “Ugh, I can’t believe I fell for that—”
“Damn man! Yeah, you did,” Cornell said smugly.
Barry and Debbie rushed into the backroom, eyeing the scene.
“What the hell is going on in here?” Barry asked.
“Oh, just another day in Quahog,” Brian sighed.
Bradley was arrested and then eventually put into the Witness Protection Program as part of a plea deal. In the meantime, KY decided to find a more reliable and another boyfriend more compatible with her down the road.
Later, at Mayor Leonard Jenkins' birthday party.
The group gathered at Jenkins’ mansion, where Barry and Debbie presented the mayor with his brand-new microwave. The mayor, wearing a ridiculous sequined vest, looked thrilled.
“This is exactly what I needed! Now I can heat up my leftover meatloaf and rule the city!”
Brian, wanting to get attention from the crowd, cleared his throat. “Speaking of essential life necessities, I have copies of Faster Than The Speed of Love if anyone’s interested.”
A collective silence fell over the party. Then, in perfect unison, every guest—including KY, Cornell, RG, Reggie, Barry, and Debbie—turned their backs and busied themselves with drinks, hors d’oeuvres, or pretending not to hear.
Brian sighed. “This town has no taste.” "You should've pulled and Oprah! You Get Faster Than The Speed of Love....You Get Faster Than the Speed of Love."
Feeling sad and rejected, Stewie patted Brian on the shoulder. “It’s alright, Brian. You’ll always have my support. And by support, I mean unwavering mockery.”
Brian groaned. “Thanks, Stewie.”
Brian and Stewie will be the characters Cornell, RG, and Reggie meet in this.
In Walla Walla Washington. The first day of spring break has finally arrived. Out of school for a week. Cornell, RG, and Reggie decide to embrace the day. Snow has melted all over!
"Damn! Won't you smell that clean spring air!" Cornell said with confidence. "Yes, even the roads won't have snow anymore!" Reggie exclaimed. "We can ride our bikes! What should we do first!" asked RG.
Walking down the road in their neighborhood. Cornell, Reggie, and RG really didn't know what to do. "hmm, this is odd. I thought for sure we would be having fun today." Cornell tells his friends.
"Yeah, why is it we're so bored, suddenly?" asked RG. "Probably because we're too attached to our devices like our parents always say we are?" shrugged Reggie.
Cornell soon finds a hopscotch game spraypainted in the road. With the words, "GO AMY" written above. "Hey, I think I found something, guys!"
RG and Reggie run to see that Cornell found a hopscotch game. "GO AMY?" asked RG all confused. "Yeah, I remember now. When we were kids this spraypainted hopscotch game belonged to that bully bitch who used to beat us named Amy Mandow!" Cornell says.
"Didn't she move and her family move to Hailey Idaho?" asked Reggie. "Yeah, her Dad was in the Navy I think." said Cornell.
"Now that she's gone, maybe we can ruin it!" Reggie giggles! "Yeah, let's do it! That cunt was worse than all those cheerleaders from Bring It On!" recalls RG. "I know, let's use some black stones to turn the G into a C!" laughs Cornell.
"You're onto something there! This spring day is getting fun already!" laughs RG. "It'll say CO AMY! If the brat ever comes back she'll say, 'CO AMY'!?!?!? I can just see it now!" Reggie giggles. "It'll be a bigger vandal stunt than that one in Donnie Darko!" Cornell says.
As Cornell, RG, and Reggie were about to get some black stones to destroy the hopscotch, Barry, Debbie, and KY were all in a car and came to pick up Cornell.
"MOM? DAD? Where are you going?" asks Cornell.
"We're going to that newly opened electronics store." Debbie announces. "It's called Double U Electronics! We'd love to have you come! There's a sale going on during their Grand Opening!" "Don't mind me, I'm just going there to visit my boyfriend who works as a cashier." KY implies.
"You have to come with us, Cornell! We don't feel right leaving you alone." Barry says. "Why do I have to go? Can't I stay with my friends? We planned to do something fun together. After all, it is Spring Break." Cornell protests.
"We need you to be there. You're good at picking out microwaves." Debbie tells her adopted son. "Whatever for?" Cornell wanting to know. "If you must know, we're buying a birthday present for Mayor Leonard Jenkins. " Answers Barry. "Say, you can bring your friends if you want." offers Debbie. "Ahhh, Electronic Stores are so fucking boring. " Cornell says. "Yeah, we have better things to do." agrees RG.
"Okay, if you guys get bored the Electronics Store is just 2 miles away. You know where to find us." Barry said driving away, leaving Cornell, RG, and Reggie behind.
"YES! AWESOME! WE GOT THE DAY TO OURSELVES!" Cornell, RG, and Reggie cheer. "Come on, we have nothing to lose, we have some hopscotch art to ruin!" Reggie reminds his friends.
As Cornell, RG, and Reggie were about to ruin the hopscotch art spraypainted on their neightborhood road, a truck drives by them with incredible speed. The black stones Cornell was going to use flew out of their hands by force.
"DAMN! That Son Of A Bitch blew away out stones!" Cornell said with anger.
"This is supposed to be the best day of our lives, and it's already becoming the worst!" Reggie yelled.
Not far behind them, a Prius stopped in the middle of the Walla Walla Washington neighborhood. Out came a white laborador retreiever and a football headed baby with a yellow shirt and red overalls. It was Brian and Stewie.
"Wow! What a beautiful day for an adventure, hey Brian! Dont you just love this spring day! And to think it's still snowing back in Quahog!" Stewie exclaims. "Remember why we drove across the country." Brian told Stewie in a spiteful manner.
"Yeah, yeah I know. Someone in a truck stole all your copies of your novel Faster Than The Speed Of Love." Stewie rolls his eyes.
"Where the hell are we? We've been on the road trying to get my books back for 4 days." asked Brian.
"According to this," Stewie begins reading his iPAD. "We're in Walla Walla Washington."
"How the fuck did we end up here?" Brian was stunned and downfounded as to how he and Stewie lost track chasing that truck and ending up in Walla Walla Washington.
"Maybe we were so focused on getting your novels back, we lost our sense of direction." Stewie guessed. "Makes sense. Okay, here's the game plan. We'll find some people who live here in Walla Walla and ask them if they'll help us track down the truck that stole my novels." Brian says with self assurance.
"All right. Heaven help us if you plans goes wrong! That'll be on YOU!" Stewie yells. "Understood." Brian gives in.
Walking to try to find someone who will help them. Brian and Stewie spot Cornell, RG, and Reggie.
"How about them!" Brian pointed. "I say, I know who they are." Stewie spoke out.
"You do?" Brian asked with bewilderment. "Yeah, that's Cornell, RG, and Reggie. They're from the cancelled Adult Swim show The Jellies. Cornell was adopted by a family of jellyfish. I have vast knowledge on Adult Swim shows." Stewie says. "We used to be on there until Disney bought out FOX." Brian spoke.
"Come on, let's go introduce ourselves." Stewie demanded.
"Well, it's worth a shot to ask them for help. Let's do it." Brian concedes.
Calling out to Cornell, RG, and Reggie. "Hey excuse us! Excuse us!"
Cornell, RG, and Reggie looked to see who was calling them. The three run to Brian and Stewie.
"You need something?" RG asks. "Holy shit! It's Brian and Stewie from Family Guy! We love your show!" Cornell says. "Damn, I've never been so star struck in my life!" Reggie says.
Stewie asks, "Uh, yes. Did you happen to see a truck go by?" "You bet your asses we did. That truck blew away some stones we were going to use." Reggie explains.
"We were after that truck for days. " Brian annouces. "How come?" Cornell says with curiousity.
"That truck back in Quahog stole copies of my book Faster Than The Speed of Love. Stewie and I have been on the road for days chasing down that truck." Brian tells the story.
"We want to know if you'd like to help us catch up to that truck that stole Brian's books. You in?" asked Stewie.
"Yeah, I am!" Cornell says. "Me too!" "Sure, I can use a good challenge!" says both RG and Reggie.
"So it's settled. We'll even have some fun along the way." Brian speaks out. "Awesome! Helping Brian and Stewie! Kids at our school won't believe it!" Cornell exclaims.
"I know right!" agreed RG. "Think our spring break adventure has just begun!" Reggie cheers.
Cornell, RG, and Reggie's day has gotten a lot better now that they were going to help out Brian and Stewie get copies of Faster Than The Speed of Love from a truck.
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Now Cornell, RG, and Reggie are finding themselves going inside Brian's Prius. "Wow! Awesome wheels you have there, Brian!" Cornell complemented as he and RG and Reggie go inside the car with Brian and Stewie.
"It's a Prius." Brian explains. "Yeah, Brian got it because he thought he was doing his part for the envoirnment! You would not BELIEVE that libreal douche he is." Stewie informs Cornell.
"We watch your show so I think we already know." RG laughs. "So guys. How are we going to track down that truck?" asks Cornell.
"The same way we've been doing it for the past 3 days. My lastest invention, the GPS Trucking Device. It only tracks down the whereabouts of trucks!" Stewie explains. "You Da Man, Stewie!" RG replies. Driving off after the truck. Brian starts the engine and follows the GPS Trucking Device.
After an hour or so, using the GPS Trucking Device, Brian and Stewie keep driving. "No luck so far! At this rate we'll never get my copies back." said Brian.
"You guys would've believe how many gas station pit stops we all had to make on the way over here." said Stewie.
As luck would have it, Cornell points to the truck which happened to be at the Electronics store called Double U Electronics. On the parking lot.
"Yes! That's the truck! I recognize it!" Brian sighs with relief. Stewie looks at the sign of the Electronics Store. "Ah, Double U Electronics, the pinnacle of mediocrity! Their selection is so outdated, I half expect their best-seller to be a stone wheel and a fire-starting kit. Bravo, truly inspiring levels of incompetence." Brian stops the Prius and parks it next to the truck.
"What should we do first?" Cornell wondered. Brian said, "Let's sneak inside the truck and see if copies of my novel are still in there." "Sounds easy, but how do we open the back of it?" asked Reggie. Stewie uses a gun and shoots the lock on the truck. The back of the truck was open. "Wow! Stewie! We sure can use someone like you in our school!" RG says.
The door to the back of the truck opened. Unfornately for Brian, all the copies of his novel were all gone. "SHIT! THAT FUCKING SON OF A BITCH!" Brian says with his anger levels rising! Then the dog continues to rant. "MY NOVELS ARE GONE AND THIS COCKSUCKER ISN'T GOING TO GET AWAY WITH THIS!"
Cornell wanted to know, "What were you going to do with those books?" "Oh, he was going to have a book signing at a Barnes and Noble in Providence. Then this bullshit happens. "Stewie tells their story.
RG asked, "Well do you all think the culprit could be inside the building?" "Good thinking. We should go inside, just as long as my parents don't see me." Cornell tells RG.
With Brian and Stewie leading the way, Cornell, RG, and Reggie followed them inside. Above them was a sign slogan reading: Your Ultimate Upgrade Starts Here. Stewie scoffed at it, "Even their slogan sucks!" Brian drags Stewie inside. "This is no time for witty insults. My future as a writer is at stake!" Brian gives Stewie the thrid degree.
Searching high and low for whoever it was that stole Brian's copies of his novel. Cornell bumps into his adoptive parents. Debbie and Barry.
"Well, well, well. Look who decided to show up." Barry says with sarcasm. "You're too cool for us but not your friends. Bored already?" Debbie jokes.
"No, you don't understand. Some dudes from out of town had a copy of novels stolen from them and we're trying to find out who did it. " Cornell says. RG and Reggie walk up to Barry and Debbie to prove Cornell wasn't lying.
"It's true." said RG. "We're in on the case, too!" said Reggie. "Okay fine. We don't need your help looking for a microwave." said Debbie. "Go ahead and play your imaginary detective game." Barry said as he walks off with Debbie.
On the other side of Double U Electronics. Brian and Stewie try to find someone who may look like a truck driver.
"The thing is, we know what the truck looks like but we never caught a glimpse of who was driving it." speaks Stewie. "Good point. Maybe those Jellyfish know something." Brian says spotting Barry and Debbie.
"You obviously don't know anything about the Jellies! Those are Cornell's adoptive parents dumbass!" Stewie snarked. "Well I got so caught up with this caper, I totally forgot. Okay! Cut me some slack!" Brian lambasted back at Stewie.
Cornell, RG, and Reggie caught up with Brian and Stewie. "No luck so far." said RG. "I ran into my adoptive parents." Cornell explains.
Reggie asks, "So what do we do now?" KY was at the TV section. Looking at her cellphone, sighing in sadness. "Hey, my sister KY is supposed to be here with her boyfriend." Cornell says spotting his adoptive older sister.
"Hey, I know maybe we can include her in on this." RG says. "Sure. We're fine with it." Brian and Stewie said together. "It's not like she has a date. " Cornell says with a tone of uneasyness. Cornell never liked to see KY unhappy.
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Brian, Stewie, Cornell, RG, and Reggie go to the TV Section. Brian and Stewie introduce themselves to KY. "Greetings. Cornell's sister." Stewie extended his hand. "We're Brian and Stewie from Family Guy. I'm sure you've heard about us." says Brian to KY.
"Yeah, I have. I was never one for adult animation. I'm more into soap operas, romance flicks, and medical shows." KY said. "We noticed you were sad, big sis." Cornell says. "What's the problem, dawg?" RG asks.
"It's like I can never have a steady boyfriend." KY begins. "What happened to that boyfriend of yours who had the bread slice for a head?" asked Reggie. Recalling their time on a school field trip to a cow farm.
"You mean, Freddy Breadslice? His parents divorced and he moved in with his Dad in South Dakota." explained KY. "Then I found someone new and he told me to meet him here for a date." KY explains.
"Sounds to me like you've been stood up." said Brian. "You'd get along great with my sister, Meg. You have no idea how many dates she went on and failed." Stewie says.
"It's no laughing matter. I've been waiting here, even embarrassing myself coming with Mom and Dad. He still doesn't even have the common decency to at least give me a call?" KY questioned.
"Who's the name of the dawg that stood you up?" asked RG. "Bradley Sharken." KY answers. "All I want is a boyfriend who will stay with me so I can finally move out, get married, and have a family of my own." KY tells them all.
"No college?" asked Brian. "Hey, what young people want to do with their lives is nunya buzznezz!" Stewie snarked at Brian.
KY's luck has finally come, her cellphone rings and it's her boyfriend. "Bradley! Finally! Since we met on the corner of parking lot at the Walla Walla Mall! What took you so long?" KY asked Bradley over the phone. Cornell, RG, Reggie, Brian and Stewie all stand by.
"What?!?! What do you mean you were in Quahog Rhode Island, stealing books?" KY shouted into her cellphone. An alarming feeling passed over both Brian and Stewie.
"Ask him where he is!" said Brian. "Where are you?" asked KY. "You're in the back room of Double U Electronics! OKay, sure! I'll be there. Mind if I bring some friends and my brother along?" KY said.
"Can't fathom this it all. Your boyfriend who were so excited to meet is the instigator who stole all my copies!" Brian outraged.
"Come on, let's go. I know where the back room is. Our Dad, Barry used to take me there to play blackjack with his friends!" Cornell says offering to lead the way.
Barry and Debbie see Brian, Stewie, KY, Cornell, RG, and Reggie all run by to the back room. "If you're looking for the backroom, I don't gamble there anymore!" Barry shouted out. "Forget that, what the hell are Brian and Stewie doing here?" Debbie observes.
Making their way into the backroom. Filled with unopened cardboard boxes. Sure enough, there was KY's so-called boyfriend Bradley Sharken was standing in the middle of the backroom. He had some dynamite in his hand and looked like he was about to blow up Brian's copies of Faster Than The Speed of Love. The song Carry on Wayward Son By Kansas was playing on the radio.
"Holy shit! What the duece? What mad bomber uses Carry On Wayward Son?" Stewie said astounded. "What were you excepting Petunia Clark's Downtown?" Brian said with sarcasm.
RG demands Brian and Stewie to stop spouting off, "DAMN! This is no time for you to have a back and forth at each other!"
Reggie joins in, "That's right! Don't you want to get your books back?!"
KY says, "Let me handle this." As she tries to reason with Bradley. "Bradley! Sweetheart! Why are you doing this?"
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KY took a cautious step forward, hands raised as if trying to calm an agitated animal. “Bradley, please! This is nonsense! You don’t have to do this. What’s this really about?”
Bradley clenched his fists, the dynamite wobbling slightly in his grip. “It’s about revenge, KY! Years ago, in high school, I had to do a book report. I picked Faster Than The Speed of Love because I thought, ‘Hey, this guy's a talking dog, it might be good.’” Bradley let out a hollow chuckle. “I flunked the report, KY. Straight-up failed. You ever been laughed at by a whole class of teenagers? That book ruined me. I’ve hated Brian Griffin ever since!”
Brian scoffed. “You flunked because of my book? That sounds like a you problem, assfuck!”
Stewie rolled his eyes. “Yes, let’s blame the author instead of your own inability to comprehend garbage literature.”
Cornell speaks out, "Damn this asshole is insane! You even went so far as to future fake my older sister just so you can go across the country and ruin Brian!"
KY turned, giving them both a sharp glare before refocusing on Bradley. “Bradley, listen to me—blowing up a pile of books isn’t going to undo the past. You have me now, okay? Maybe instead of revenge, you focus on us?”
Bradley hesitated, his grip loosening just enough.
Meanwhile, Cornell, RG, Reggie, Brian, and Stewie exchanged glances and huddled in whispered discussion.
“I say we snatch the dynamite,” Cornell suggested.
“I say we let him set it off—it’d be doing the world a favor,” Stewie muttered, earning a slap on the arm from Brian.
RG smirked. “I got a better idea. We hit him with the ol’ ‘fake-out distraction’ move.”
Within seconds, they put their plan into action.
Cornell suddenly gasped dramatically. “Bradley! Look! It's your high school teacher!” He pointed wildly behind Bradley.
Bradley turned, eyes wide. “Mr. Fitzpatrick?!?”
RG and Reggie sprang into action, tackling Bradley to the ground while Brian snatched the dynamite and tossed it into a bucket of mop water, extinguishing the fuse.
Bradley groaned under the weight of RG and Reggie. “Ugh, I can’t believe I fell for that—”
“Damn man! Yeah, you did,” Cornell said smugly.
Barry and Debbie rushed into the backroom, eyeing the scene.
“What the hell is going on in here?” Barry asked.
“Oh, just another day in Quahog,” Brian sighed.
Bradley was arrested and then eventually put into the Witness Protection Program as part of a plea deal. In the meantime, KY decided to find a more reliable and another boyfriend more compatible with her down the road.
Later, at Mayor Leonard Jenkins' birthday party.
The group gathered at Jenkins’ mansion, where Barry and Debbie presented the mayor with his brand-new microwave. The mayor, wearing a ridiculous sequined vest, looked thrilled.
“This is exactly what I needed! Now I can heat up my leftover meatloaf and rule the city!”
Brian, wanting to get attention from the crowd, cleared his throat. “Speaking of essential life necessities, I have copies of Faster Than The Speed of Love if anyone’s interested.”
A collective silence fell over the party. Then, in perfect unison, every guest—including KY, Cornell, RG, Reggie, Barry, and Debbie—turned their backs and busied themselves with drinks, hors d’oeuvres, or pretending not to hear.
Brian sighed. “This town has no taste.” "You should've pulled and Oprah! You Get Faster Than The Speed of Love....You Get Faster Than the Speed of Love."
Feeling sad and rejected, Stewie patted Brian on the shoulder. “It’s alright, Brian. You’ll always have my support. And by support, I mean unwavering mockery.”
Brian groaned. “Thanks, Stewie.”
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