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First The Jellies meet Family Guy. Now they're meeting American Dad!


It was a Saturday morning in Walla Walla Washington. The Jelly family could not be any more happier. Barry, Debbie, KY, and Cornell all step outside and take a deep breath into the fresh air.


"Today is going to be the best ever!" Barry announces. "Really? how so?" asked Debbie. Barry holds out some tickets. "At the office, my boss gave me these tickets!" "What are the tickets for? Another lame family outing?" asked KY rolling her eyes.


"You guessed correctly, KY! All of us are going on a fishing trip with one of the Dads from the Seth McFarlane cartoons! " Barry said with excitement. "Which one Dad? Is it Cleveland by any chance?" asked Cornell.


"Nope! Stan Smith from American Dad!" Barry says. "Kids, pack your bags. We're going fishing with a very famous cartoon Dad." Debbie tells KY and Cornell.


KY sighs, "Wish you would not call us 'kids.'" "Well, I'm all for it!" Cornell says. Just as the Jellies were going inside to pack for their fishing trip. A lightning bolt hits their driveway.


"DAMN! WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT COME FROM!" said a freightened Cornell. Soon, a dark shadow bestowed upon the Jelly family.


Looking up in the sky, there was a hot air balloon. "SHIT! Are we on the set of Frankenstein Island!?" Barry shouted.


The hot air balloon stopped above the Jelly family's house. Then a huge net casted over Barry, Debbie, KY, and Cornell.


"Oh no! We're being kidnapped!" Debbie screamed.


"SOMEONE SAVE US! WE'RE BEING TOWED AWAY!!" Barry said.


"Who can do such a thing?" asked KY.


Evil laughter from the hot air balloon was heard. "This could be a stretch, but maybe Team Rocket and Meowth from Pokemon kidnapped us!" Cornell suggests.


"That's an anime set in an enterly different universe." reminded KY. "You're all wrong!" said the voice. Despite being caught in a net, Barry, Debbie, KY, and Cornell are able to see who their captors were.


Debbie caught a glimpse and saw it was former Presidents Bill Clinton and Joe Biden who were kidnapping them. "DAMN! Didn't I see you both in the White House once?"


"That's right!" said Bill Clinton! "And you guys are the perfect candidates to be our captive audience!" said Joe Biden with an evil cackle.


"Why are you doing this to us?" Cornell asked. "Let me handle this, son. I'm the man of the house." said Barry who then continued, "WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH US?!" "LET US GO! WHAT DID WE EVER DO TO YOU?" pleaded KY.


"Joe Biden and I are going to take you all on a trip around the world!" said Bill Clinton. 'You won't believe where we're sending you to!" Joe Biden added.



"Where? We have a right to know!" Debbie shouts. "We're gonna send you to Vladimar Putin!" reveals Bill Clinton. "Not only him, were going to introduce you to Volodymyr Zelenskyy! With two Ys!" laughs Joe Biden.


"After all is over and done, you will be our captives forever!" Clinton and Biden both said together in a demonic sense.


What Barry, Debbie, KY, and Cornell had thought was going to be an great day, had turned into a terrible one.



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A limo was driving down the neightborhood where the Jelly family lived. Agent Jackson was driving. "All right, Stan. This is be the place where the lucky Father is going to spend time with you going fishing!" Jackson exclaimed.



"Wow, I can't wait to meet this Barry Jelly! We can have some man to man time. Talk about work, sports, hunting, and other cool guy stuff! What better way to do it than going fishing, hey Jackson?" asks Stan. "Yes indeed! He's lucky to have won this contest to go with you." said Jackson.



As Jackson stopped the limo and drove to the curb of the Jelly family house. Stan and Jackson both knocked on the door. There was no answer. "The hell?" ponders Stan. "There's nobody coming." Jackson soon took notice. Stan's cellphone rang and he answered it. "Hello, Oh Hey Francine."


Francine on the other end says, "Stan! Did you know Roger and Klaus are missing?" "Oh no! Really? What could've happened?" Stan asked to Francine over his cellphone. "It's like they were here yesterday, and this morning they seem to have disappeared. " Francine exclaims.



"Well, I'm kind of in the middle of something here. I'll check it out when I come back." Stan tells Francine over the phone. "Yes, that's right. Some dude in Walla Walla Washington won a fishing contest with you. I forgot. Anyway, you need to come home soon and find out what happened to Roger and Klaus! Or else you know what will happen. " Francine says.



"I tell you what, Francine. Not only are Roger and Klaus missing in action, but the guy I'm supposed to go fishing with is too. Guess my fishing trip has now turned into a rescue mission." Stan tells Francine. "If anyone can get to the bottom of this it's you. Good luck." Francine says, "I love you!" "I love you too!" Stan tells his wife.



The cellphone conversation ended. "What was that all about and where is this Barry Jelly guy?" asks Jackson. "You won't believe this," began Stan not wanting Jackson to know that he was harboring Roger, the alien who lived with the Smiths for so many years. "My son and daughter went missing. That's what the phone call was all about." Stan tried his best to explain to Jackson.


"If the CIA does anything best it's tracking down missing people. Would you like my help?" asked Jackson. "Nah, I can handle this on my own. Clint Eastwood worked alone on In The Line of Fire. " Stan assures Jackson.


"Fine, I'll fly back to Langley Falls. Keep me and Bullock updated on everything." Jackson says as he departs. Stan decides to investigate the Jelly's house for any foul play. That was until Mayor Leonard Jenkins came to the house.


"Excuse me, sir?" calls out Leonard Jenkins. "Oh hello. I'm Stan Smith from the Langley Falls, CIA. The resident that lives here Barry Jelly has just won a fishing trip with me." Stan explains to the mayor. The men shook hands.


"That's what I came to tell you about. Leonard Jenkins says. "What's going on?" asks Stan. "You see, Barry Jelly and his family were all kidnapped by a hot air ballon! I got proof." Leonard Jenkins informs.



Pulling out his iPAD, he shows Stan a video of Barry, Debbie, Cornell, and KY getting kidnapped in a net with a hot air balloon above. "No wonder he never showed up." Stan says. "I'm the mayor of Walla Walla. I keep track of the people who live here." Leonard Jenkins says.



"Did you see who kidnapped them?" Stan asked the mayor. "Yes, it appears to be Bill Clinton and Joe Biden. Two former Presdients!" Leonard Jenkins says. "Clinton and Biden! Will they ever learn! Any idea of where Biden and Clinton were taking them?" Stan wanted to know.



"Yes, in the iPAD video I took, I heard them say they were taking them to Russia or maybe Ukraine!" said Leonard Jenkins "Oh no! There's a war going on there! Thank you so much for telling me this, sir!" Stan saluted Leonard Jenkins. "No problem. Maybe you can go look for them! Barry is a good friend of mine!" said Leonard Jenkins to Stan.



"I intend to. Now if you'll excuse me! I need to call my boss!" Stan Smith speaks out as Leonard Jenkins makes his depature. Going on his cellphone, Stan called Bullock. "Smith! What is it? Why are you in Walla Walla Washington?"


"I have no time to explain. I need you to send me a jet." Stan requested. "Okay very well. You have my approval, Smith. What is the occassion?" asked Bullock. "It's an emergency. I need to go to......Ukraine." Stan said with a squint eyed look.



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Stan Smith was now flying the CIA jet to Ukraine. "Wow! Look at me! I'm going 'Behind Enemy Lines'! laughs Stan as he was determined to find out what became of Roger, Klaus, and Barry Jelly and his family. Meanwhile, inside a prison cell. Barry, Debbie, Cornell, and KY now found themselves imprisoned in.


"So this is what it's like to live in a war zone." Cornell shook with fear. "I'm scared. What are they going to do with us?" sobbed Debbie. "I don't know what's worse. Spending time with you guys on stupid family outings, or being held prisoner with you guys." KY snarked. "Why the fuck were we captured for!" Barry yells angerly. Then Barry begins to pound on the walls. "HEY! HEY! HEY! GIVE US AN EXPLAINATION!"


"You think you have it bad. Take a look at us." said a voice from behind. Barry stops pounding on the walls while Debbie, KY, and Cornell turn to see who the voice was. It was Roger and Klaus.


"Damn! Roger and Klaus! Is that really you guys?" asked Cornell feeling starstruck. "Yeah, it's us. We too were kidnapped by Clinton and Biden." explains Roger. "Don't ask us why we were captured. We have no idea ourselves." Klaus tells the Jelly family.


"You sure know your Seth McFarlane cartoons very well." said KY to Cornell. "I'm a big fan that's why!" Cornell tells KY. "We've been here for 2 weeks waiting for Stan to save us." Roger cries out. "No sign of him yet." Klaus adds on.


Outside of their cell. There were explosions, soldiers running around shooting machine guns, and people screaming. Barry says, "Damn, it's like the movie Three Kings out there." "only difference is we're in Ukraine. Not Iraq." Roger speaks.


"Why hasn't anyone checked on us yet?" asked Debbie. "Ja, we get ignored too." said Klaus. "I haven't had a single pecan sandy or Rain Duck wine since I've been here." Roger said sadly.


Footsteps approach. "Shhh, here comes somebody." KY whispers. A soldier comes to unlock the door of their cell. "Come on out. Biden and Clinton wish to see you." the soldier announced.


Barry, KY, Cornell, and Debbie all get out of the cell as well we Roger who was carrying Klaus. The soldier was leading their way. "Where are you taking us!" Cornell yelled. "Heaven help you if there's no Schnapps!" Roger joins in.


The soldier continues to ignore the Jelly family and Roger and Klaus then the soldier opens the door and inside there was a huge stadium. With some bleachers where the audience sits. The Soldier points to the bleachers to command the Jelly family, Roger and Klaus to sit there. Soon lights begin to appear and a drumroll is heard.



"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!" said a booming voice. "PREPARE FOR THE BATTLE OF THE CENTURY...." "Ohhh, shit! I don't like where this is going." Cornell talks. "HERE AT KYIV UKRAINE SPORTS COMPLEX WE SO PROUDLY PRESENT........A BATTLE ROYALE LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE!"


"This is why we were kidnapped? To see a sports show?" Barry said with confusion. The voice continues, "IN THIS CORNER WE HAVE BILL CLINTON AND JOE BIDEN! GIVE THEM A BIG HAND!" "Uhhh, yay, I guess." Roger said with annoyance.


Bill Clinton and Joe Biden make their way to the stadium and walked into the middle. Both former Presidents took a bow. Barry, Debbie, Cornell, and KY didn't know what to think. Klaus and Roger were clueless as well.



"IN THIS CORNER WE HAVE VLADIMIR PUTIN AND VOLODYMYR ZELENSKYY!" Putin and Zelenskyy took their places on the stage as well. "I ask this once and I'll ask this again! Is this why we were captured?!?! To watch some stupid ass fight between political leaders?" Barry screams. "Why must people always find ways to shoehorn politics into everything?" KY sighed rolling her eyes.


The soldier who unlocked their cell was the refferee. "I miss Mills Lane right about now." said Klaus. "He was awesome!" Roger agreed.


"Now, may the best leaders win! Give it your all! Have a good clean fight!" the soldier says. Bill Clinton tells Joe Biden, "Awww, yeah! Prepare to lose mother fuckers!" "We're gonna clean your clocks assholes! " the former Presidents both say.


Putin and Zelenskyy ask together, "YOU AND WHAT ARMY?" Clinton uses his power, "SAXOPHONE POWER!" Joe Biden uses his, "ICE CREAM POWER" which has chocolate chocolate chip ice creams shooting out of his armpits. Putin and Zelenskyy use their powers. "IRON RESOLVE!" Putin said. Zelenskyy uses his powers, "UNBREAKABLE SHIELD!"


Clinton played the saxophone so poorly, Roger, Klaus, Barry, Debbie, KY, and Cornell all plug their ears. "What I would've give to listen to some David Sanborn right about now!" Barry yelled.


All the powers Clinton, Biden, Zelenskyy, and Putin used all backfired on each other. "Okay, time for Plan B!" said Bill Clinton. "Do we even have a Plan B?" asked Joe Biden.


"This reminds me of that scene from The Sand Pebbles. A movie we watched in school." said Cornell. "You mean that boxing match scene?" asks Roger.



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Clinton and Biden then unleash their most powerful of their superpower yets! "This is what i mean by Plan B!" Clinton said. "You mean the Morning After Pill?" asked Biden in a clueless way. "No, this! Going into our or in this case, MY most powerful abilities! Here is a power I used back in 1998! Horny Power!" Bill Clinton screamed that echoed startling Roger, Klaus, KY, Barry, Debbie, and Cornell.


Feeling the effects of Horny Power put Putin and Zelenskyy in a trance. "Awesome! Now here's my power. Scranton Surge!" Joe Biden yelled. His Scranton Surge power was a bunch of corncobs shooting out of his finger. Putin and Zelenskyy were now both bound and gagged.


"Why the fuck do they keep saying what type of powers they use before they use them?" asked Roger. "Maybe they're Digimon dude." Cornell whispers to Roger. Putin and Zelenskyy were subdued and felt extremely numb. Clinton shouts to Roger, Klaus, Barry, Debbie, KY, and Cornell.


"You're probably all why we're doing this! It's because we love you!" Biden chirps. Clinton gives Biden a shoulder punch, "No you dumbass son of a whore! It's because we want to prove to these fuckers that Democrats can stop the war between Russia and Ukraine so we Democrats can have the popular vote again!"


Clinton looks at Roger and Klaus, "And you two! The 2 of you were brainwashed by that evil Republic fuckass Stan Smith! What's why we kidnapped you!"


"That explains everything." Klaus sighed sadly.


Coming to his sense Biden says, "Oh yes sorry, I forgot. We want to prove to you and the whole world that we Democrats are the peace makers and the do gooders!"


Barry stands up, "HEY! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO TELL US WHO TO VOTE FOR!" "YEAH, RIGHT ON, BARRY! WE ALWAYS VOTE THIRD PARTY CANDIDATES!" Debbie said. "Ever heard of Freedom of Speech?" Cornell joins in.


"So this was the reason? We'll vote for them?" asked KY. "Come on, Stan! What's taking you so long?" Roger whined.


"After this, we're going to stop the war with our powers in Palenstine and Israel!!" Biden concedes. "That's right! We're taking you all with us and you'll all vote democrat! AND YOU'RE ALL GOING TO LIKE IT!" Clinton shouts out.


Just then, a jet is heard from above. The jet drops some super glue onto the Sports Complex. Clinton, Biden, Putin, and Zelenskyy were all covered in it from head to toe. The jet lands and out comes Stan Smith.


"I'm here to save you!" Stan Smith announces himself. "Yes! Finally!" "We're saved"! Roger and Klaus run up to Stan and hug and kiss him. "Uhhh, please stop. You're embarrassing me here!" Stan advised the alien and goldfish.



"Aww, man! What type of shit did you pour on them?" Cornell asks. "I used SHUT THE FUCK UP Super Glue! Only the CIA can use it!" Stan says. Klaus and Roger laugh, "That's the Stan we know and love!"


Stan walks up to Barry. "So. You won a fishing trip with me." "That's true. My boss at the office gave it to me for being such a hard worker." implies Barry. "Nothing more American than hard work. Now, what do you say we all get out of Ukraine." Stan tells them.


"Yes, please! " Roger said. "We never want to see this place again!" Klaus cries out. "I have a big empathy now for people who live through war." KY said.


Stan leading the way, Barry, Debbie, Cornell, KY, Roger and Klaus soon follow him into the jet as they all take off. "No offense Barry. I had no idea you were a Jellyfish." Stan tells Barry. "Oh that's fine. I get the a lot." Barry said. "Yeah, you won't believe all the crazyness we see in Walla Walla!" Cornell tells Stan.


"Try visiting Langley Falls!" laughs Stan. "Anyway, let's go fishing! I'll take all of you!" The jet Stan was flying takes off and goes back to the United States. As the jet was gone, Clinton, Biden, Putin, and Zelenskyy were struggling in the super glue goop and pleading for help.


"HEY! WHAT ABOUT US!" "YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE US HERE!" "WE HAVE COUNTRIES TO RUN!" "THIS IS WHAT I GET TO WIN BACK VOTERS!" "COME ON......MAAAANNNNN!"


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As the jet streaked across the sky, heading west, Stan cranked up some classic rock, much to Roger's immediate delight. "This is what I'm talking about, baby!" Roger shrieked, busting out some questionable dance moves in the aisle. Klaus, nestled in a small cooler filled with water that Stan had reluctantly provided, just grumbled about the lack of caviar.


Barry, surprisingly adept at tying fishing lures, hummed along. "You know, Mr. Smith," he said, holding up a perfectly knotted fly, "I actually used to tie flies for a local bait shop back in Walla Walla. Got pretty good at it."


Stan, mid-air biscuit with his invisible guitar, raised an eyebrow. "Is that so, Barry? Well, I'll be. Consider this your Golden Ticket!" "Like that Willy Wonka movie with Gene Wilder?" asked Barry. "You can say that." Stan tells Barry.



Cornell, who had been quietly sketching in a small notebook, looked up. "Walla Walla's got some surprisingly rich artisanal crafts, actually. Lots of hidden talents."


"Yeah, and a lot of crazy people," KY chimed in, still looking a bit shell-shocked from the Ukraine debacle. "Never thought I'd say this, but a fishing trip sounds pretty good right now."


Soon, the jet touched down at a private airfield in Montana, where a tricked-out fishing boat awaited them on a crystal-clear river. Stan immediately took charge, barking instructions about casting techniques and bait selection. Roger, of course, insisted on wearing a sequined fishing vest and a wide-brimmed hat adorned with plastic fruit.


"No, Roger, you're going to scare the fish with that getup!" Stan groaned.


"Relax, Stan," Roger said, winking. "They'll be too busy admiring my ensemble to notice the hook."

Despite Roger's antics, the day turned out to be surprisingly peaceful. Barry, with his unexpected fishing prowess, landed the biggest trout of the day. Cornell and KY even managed to reel in a few respectable catches, and even Klaus seemed to enjoy the gentle rocking of the boat. As much fun Cornell was having, he still longed to wish RG and Reggie can be here.


"What's wrong, baby?" asked Debbie. "I wish RG and Reggie were here. They'd love to meet Stan, Roger, and Klaus. answers Cornell. "You can always take pictures of our trip on your iphone and show your friends. I sure will!" KY tells Cornell.


"You're always with your friends, be with your family for once, Cornell!" Barry says. "Uhhh, okay." agrees Cornell.


As the sun began to set, painting the sky in fiery hues, Stan looked out over the water, a rare contented smile on his face. "You know," he said, casting his line one last time, "maybe some things are just… simpler. No superpowers, no political agendas. Just a good old-fashioned fishing trip."


Roger, perched on the bow, a half-eaten sandwich in hand, burped loudly. "Speak for yourself, Stan. My 'Horny Power' was just getting warmed up!" Barry, Debbie, KY, Klaus, and Cornell all laughed with Stan and Roger.


Stan sighed, but couldn't help but crack a small smile. Even with the chaos of Roger, Klaus, and the unexpected company of The Jellies, a day out on the water was a welcome change of pace from saving the world, or at least, stopping two former presidents from their misguided attempts to do so. As for Clinton, Biden, Putin, and Zelenskyy, still stuck in the super glue back in Ukraine, well, that was a problem for another day.



Hope you enjoyed my American Dad/ The Jellies crossover fanfic! Until next time!