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KY and Cornell try to break up Topher Bus and Joan of Arc who transfered to their school.
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My family and I are going on our Pickle Tour. So this will be my last fanfic for a while. It's a crossover with The Jellies and Clone High. I wanted to post 2 of these fanfics before I go.
At the Walla Walla Mall. Inside of the GAP clothing store. KY was waiting for Cornell to get out of the dressing room. Ordering her adoptive brother to come out of the dressing room impatiently. KY commands, "Will you hurry up? That's the fifth pair you've tried on!"
Cornell answers, "I want to see how I look in these yellow jeans!" Getting out to show off the yellow jeans he tried on. Cornell observes himself in a mirror. "Oh yeah! Sold! And bold!"
Joan of Arc walks out of the dressing room next door to the one Cornell was in. "Hey, Joan! You're that new transfer student!" Cornell introduces himself. "Uhhh, hi? Yes, I'm a transfer student. From Clone High. Do I know you?" Joan of Arc looked at Cornell with confusion. "It's Cornell! I spend a lot of time at the junior lockers staring at you!"
"Oh well. It's nice bumping into you." Joan of Arc says walking away from Cornell as if she were scared of him.
KY and Cornell go to the checkout counter. Cornell hands the price tag to his yellow jeans to The cashier. "I'm going to wear these out, dawg!" Cornell tells the cashier. Behind KY, Topher Bus formerly Christopher Colombus is bumps into KY by mistake.
"You must be one of the new transfer students from Clone High!" KY said to Topher Bus. "Why yes I am! Who might you be?" asked Topher Bus. "I'm KY." "Nice to meet you KY. I'm Topher Bus. Clone of Christopher Colombus!" The both shake hands.
"How are you liking Walla Walla High so far?" asked KY. "It's pretty cool. Except there's no Woke Studies classes around." Topher Bus explains himself. KY decides to ask out Topher Bus. "You know, maybe we can hang out sometime and....."
Joan of Arc causally walks up to Topher Bus to kiss him. Topher Bus and Joan of Arc walk away from KY. "Well nice meeting you." As Joan of Arc and Topher Bus were walking out of the GAP. Joan of Arc put her hand in Topher Bus's back pocket.
As the Jelly siblings were walking out of the GAP. KY and Cornell look on in contempt. "Did you just witness that? Topher Bus and I had a total connection!" KY tells Cornell. "Yeah, so did me and Joan of Arc!" Cornell sighs dreamily. "Topher Bus would be so much happier with me!" KY said. "What do you say we give them a little nudge towards happiness?" Cornell implied.
"You mean, break them up?" wondered KY. "For their own good." Cornell says with a sly. "For their own good." KY repeats with confidence.
"I hearby declare this: Operation Blue Valentine!" Cornell announced. "I like Operation 500 Days Of Summer better." KY insisted. "Whatever." Cornell sighs.
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It was a typical Monday in Gym Class at Walla Walla High School. Cornell sneaks away and goes into the boy's locker room and plants a pearl earring in Topher Bus's back pocket. An hour later, Gym Class was over. The students were all out in the hallway looking to go to their next class. KY sees Cornell walking to his locker.
"Were you able to sneak into Topher Bus's locker?" asked KY to Cornell. "Piece of Cake, dawg!" Cornell answers. Two yards away from where KY and Cornell were standing. They watch Topher Bus and Joan of Arc walk by. Joan of Arc was reaching into Topher Bus's back pocket. She found the earring.
"This isn't my earring! How did it get into your back pocket!" Joan of Arc confronted Topher Bus. "Uh, uh....I don't know!" Topher Bus exclaimed. KY and Cornell were pleased with what they had seen. "The seeds of mistrust have been sown!" Cornell vexed.
"Operation Marriage Story should be a complete success!" KY said. "You're calling our plan Marriage Story now? Why not call it Operation He's Just Not That Into you!" stunned Cornell. "Listen little brother. Does it matter what we call it?" KY spurted off.
"OKay, I guess not." Cornell said. "Let's not argue over the name of our plan. If we do, I'll never end up with Topher Bus, and you'll never end up with Joan of Arc." KY stands with reason.
"Fine, neither of us wants that to happen!" Cornell agrees.
The next day at Walla Walla High, KY and Cornell were huddled together in the cafeteria, seated at a sticky table littered with half-eaten tater tots and abandoned milk cartons. Their eyes were locked on Topher Bus and Joan of Arc, who sat across the room sharing a smoothie and laughing like they were the only two people in the world. Cornell narrowed his eyes, tapping his spoon against the table rhythmically.
“We need something bigger,” KY whispered, leaning in conspiratorially. “Something that’ll make Joan question everything about Topher. Not just a misplaced earring. We need drama. Emotional chaos.”
Cornell’s eyes lit up. “A love triangle. Or better yet—a love square. We make it look like Topher’s been texting another girl behind Joan’s back.”
KY grinned. “Perfect. We’ll need a burner phone. Something anonymous. I’ll pose as ‘Claudia,’ a mysterious girl from Topher’s supposed past. I’ll send flirty texts and cryptic messages. Stuff like ‘Last night was unforgettable. and ‘Can’t wait to see you again.’”
Cornell nodded, already pulling out his own phone to draft the messages. “And I’ll make sure Joan sees them. I’ll ‘accidentally’ drop the phone near her locker. She’ll pick it up, see the messages, and boom—instant suspicion.”
“But we need to make it believable,” KY added. “Topher’s clone origin is Christopher Columbus, right? Let’s say Claudia is from Spain. That adds flair. Maybe she calls him ‘mi explorador.’”
Cornell chuckled. “You’re evil. I love it.”
Later that afternoon, the plan was set in motion. KY had borrowed an old flip phone from their dad Barry's drawer and loaded it with fabricated texts. Cornell timed everything perfectly, slipping the phone into Joan’s path just as she was heading to her locker. She picked it up, curious, and her eyes widened as she scrolled through the messages.
“Who’s Claudia?” she muttered aloud, just loud enough for KY and Cornell to hear from behind a nearby vending machine. "She's the earring girl isn't she?"
Topher Bus, oblivious, was chatting with Gandhi near the water fountain. Joan stormed over, phone in hand, her expression a mix of betrayal and confusion.
KY and Cornell exchanged a victorious glance. The cracks were forming. Their next move? A fake meet-up between Topher and “Claudia” at the Walla Walla Mall food court. KY already had the wig and sunglasses ready.
"Operation Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind is officially underway." KY announced. "I see you changed the title of our scheme....again!" Cornell rolls his eyes.
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When the school day ended. Cornell and KY were home. Going into the attic. Cornell finds a voice modulator. "Look at that, Cornell! It's one of those things Dad uses at the office!" KY observes.
"Good thing I know how you use this!" Cornell says rubbing his hands against each other. Getting out his laptop and a record player. Cornell hooks up the laptop and the record player to the voice modulator. KY gets her cellphone ready.
"Did you see that outburst Joan Of Arc had on Topher Bus?" KY laughs. "Oh, yes. Now we'll really harvest the seeds of mistrust!" Cornell said in an evil sense. Putting on some headphones to his laptop. KY got her cellphone ready. Cornell points to KY is if it were her cue to ignite the sky with a symphony of fireflies, each one pulsing to the rhythm of a secret song only they could hear.
"Okay......and....ACTION!" Cornell shouted. KY said, "This time around, we'll make Topher Bus believe Joan of Arc has dumped him for a new lover!"
KY dials Joan of Arc's cellphone number. On the other end Joan of Arc answers, "Hello?" KY disguises her voice, "Mrs Of Arc! Just a couple of questions for a fitness survery! Where do you typically work out?"
"At the gym." answers Joan of Arc. "Good! And how do you get there?" asked KY. "On a school bus of course." answers Joan of Arc. "After you work out, how do you relax?" asks KY. "I take a shower." Joan of Arc answers. KY continues the charade, "And when your car is not on drive it's in....." "Park!" Joan of Arc answered in an annoyed sense.
"How do you say my explorer in Spanish?" KY asks. "Uhhh, let's see. I'm taking Spanish since I tranfered here. I guess mi explorador?" "And Superman's name is....." KY asks. "Clark Kent!" Joan of Arc answers in a tone of contempt.
"And if you're from Sweden. You're......" KY asks. "Swedish! Look? Is this a crank call?" Joan of Arc demanded. "Hold please!" Joan of Arc continued, "I can't wait around I'm leaving to meet Topher...." KY says into the cellphone pressing a button to end the conversation. KY asked Cornell, "Did you get all of that?" "Got it!" Cornell said with confidence.
Cornell uses the laptop, voice modulator and to dial Topher Bus's phone number. At Topher Bus's house. He gets out of the shower. He walks over to his land line phone. His answering machine says, "PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE." "Hello? Clark!" Startled, Topher Bus asks himself, "Who's Clark?"
Cornell uses the voice modulator to distort both KY's and Joan Of Arc's voices. "I....Can't.....Wait....To....Hold....You....In...Your.....Swedish.....Shower......Meet......Me.....At.....Three.....At.....The....."
Using the record player as a turntable, a part of the from song from Van Halen's I Can't Drive 55 plays. That says, "FIFTY FIVE!" Kent.....Road.....At.....The....Park......I'm.....Leaving......Topher Bus!" Cornell hangs up. Fifty Five Kent Road was the street where the park was at.
Falling to the floor, crying. Topher Bus sobs, "Joan Of Arc! How could you do this to me! Joan of Arc is cheating on me! She must've dialed my number by mistake!" KY and Cornell do a victory dance and cheer. Knowing soon and Joan of Arc will come running to Cornell's arms. And KY will be there to mend Topher Bus's broken heart.
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KY and Cornell were now at 55 Kent Road where the park is. hiding behind a bush. They see Topher Bus. Looking at his watch. KY tells Cornell, "Well this is it! Soon Topher Bus is going to come running to me!" "I know right! Damn, I'm so excited! I don't know what to say!" Cornell says with enthusiasm.
"Wow, I haven't seen you this eager and thrilled since you were little and you were on the local news talking to the news anchors during the Jerry Lewis Telethon!" KY commented. "OKay let's shut up now! Here comes Topher Bus!" Cornell piped.
Topher Bus was in the middle of the park waiting for Joan of Arc. "There he is!" KY witnessed. "Topher Bus thinks Joan of Arc is meeting Clark the Swedish Shower dude here!" snickered Cornell.
Joan of Arc appears in front of Topher Bus. "And there's Joan of Arc! She thinks Topher Bus is meeting Claudia the earring girl." Cornell responded. "Now let's watch them break up and we'll swoop in and comfort them!" KY said with a sly.
"I'M SICK OF YOUR LIES!" Topher Bus screamed at Joan of Arc. Then confronts her even more, "Where's that douchebag that owns a Swedish Shower!" "You're the liar, asshole! Where's your whore!" Joan of Arc shouted back.
As KY and Cornell were watching from behind the bushes. They predicted what their relationships with each of them would be like. "I really think Topher Bus and I have a future....." KY said with pride. "Damn, dawg! There's just something about Joan of Arc's soul that warms me...." Cornell sighs.
Joan of Arc pushes Topher Bus who loses his footing and falls face first into an outdoor grill. Topher Bus screams in pain. KY watches with fear, "HIS FACE!" Blinded from grill burns. He walks towards Joan of Arc who falls over backwards into a culvert where an alligator grabs her by the torso.
"DAMN! HER BOD!" screamed Cornell. The alligator spins with Joan of Arc in it's mouth while Topher Bus runs all over the park, not knowing what to do, chasing anyone he sees around.
Sneaking away from the bushes from which they were hiding. KY and Cornell both back away. "I'm out!" KY spoke. "Yeah, me too." Cornell opined.
"Hey Cornell!" "It's us!" "Over here, dawg!" said two familiar voice. Cornell turned around and it was his friends RG and Reggie.
"Oh, damn! RG! Reggie! You all didn't happen to see anything did you?" asked Cornell. "Cornell! No!" KY shushed.
"No, actually you didn't see something!" RG told Cornell. "What did I miss?" Cornell asked. "We got dates!" Reggie announced. "So who are the lucky ladies?" KY asked.
RG and Reggie introduced KY and Cornell to their dates. More transfer students from Clone High. Harriett Tubman and Cleopatra.
"Hey, girls! Nice to meet you!" Cornell said nervously. "Well, we gotta go!" "We'll let you know how it goes!" RG and Reggie walked by KY and Cornell. Who were stunned, stupefied, and bemused.
"I can't...believe....this....they got dates and we tried to break up a couple so we can have dates. That lead to their deaths. Now look what's happened." KY said aghast.
"There's one thing I gotta say about this.........OH SHIT!" Cornell said unnerved.
At the Walla Walla Mall. Inside of the GAP clothing store. KY was waiting for Cornell to get out of the dressing room. Ordering her adoptive brother to come out of the dressing room impatiently. KY commands, "Will you hurry up? That's the fifth pair you've tried on!"
Cornell answers, "I want to see how I look in these yellow jeans!" Getting out to show off the yellow jeans he tried on. Cornell observes himself in a mirror. "Oh yeah! Sold! And bold!"
Joan of Arc walks out of the dressing room next door to the one Cornell was in. "Hey, Joan! You're that new transfer student!" Cornell introduces himself. "Uhhh, hi? Yes, I'm a transfer student. From Clone High. Do I know you?" Joan of Arc looked at Cornell with confusion. "It's Cornell! I spend a lot of time at the junior lockers staring at you!"
"Oh well. It's nice bumping into you." Joan of Arc says walking away from Cornell as if she were scared of him.
KY and Cornell go to the checkout counter. Cornell hands the price tag to his yellow jeans to The cashier. "I'm going to wear these out, dawg!" Cornell tells the cashier. Behind KY, Topher Bus formerly Christopher Colombus is bumps into KY by mistake.
"You must be one of the new transfer students from Clone High!" KY said to Topher Bus. "Why yes I am! Who might you be?" asked Topher Bus. "I'm KY." "Nice to meet you KY. I'm Topher Bus. Clone of Christopher Colombus!" The both shake hands.
"How are you liking Walla Walla High so far?" asked KY. "It's pretty cool. Except there's no Woke Studies classes around." Topher Bus explains himself. KY decides to ask out Topher Bus. "You know, maybe we can hang out sometime and....."
Joan of Arc causally walks up to Topher Bus to kiss him. Topher Bus and Joan of Arc walk away from KY. "Well nice meeting you." As Joan of Arc and Topher Bus were walking out of the GAP. Joan of Arc put her hand in Topher Bus's back pocket.
As the Jelly siblings were walking out of the GAP. KY and Cornell look on in contempt. "Did you just witness that? Topher Bus and I had a total connection!" KY tells Cornell. "Yeah, so did me and Joan of Arc!" Cornell sighs dreamily. "Topher Bus would be so much happier with me!" KY said. "What do you say we give them a little nudge towards happiness?" Cornell implied.
"You mean, break them up?" wondered KY. "For their own good." Cornell says with a sly. "For their own good." KY repeats with confidence.
"I hearby declare this: Operation Blue Valentine!" Cornell announced. "I like Operation 500 Days Of Summer better." KY insisted. "Whatever." Cornell sighs.
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It was a typical Monday in Gym Class at Walla Walla High School. Cornell sneaks away and goes into the boy's locker room and plants a pearl earring in Topher Bus's back pocket. An hour later, Gym Class was over. The students were all out in the hallway looking to go to their next class. KY sees Cornell walking to his locker.
"Were you able to sneak into Topher Bus's locker?" asked KY to Cornell. "Piece of Cake, dawg!" Cornell answers. Two yards away from where KY and Cornell were standing. They watch Topher Bus and Joan of Arc walk by. Joan of Arc was reaching into Topher Bus's back pocket. She found the earring.
"This isn't my earring! How did it get into your back pocket!" Joan of Arc confronted Topher Bus. "Uh, uh....I don't know!" Topher Bus exclaimed. KY and Cornell were pleased with what they had seen. "The seeds of mistrust have been sown!" Cornell vexed.
"Operation Marriage Story should be a complete success!" KY said. "You're calling our plan Marriage Story now? Why not call it Operation He's Just Not That Into you!" stunned Cornell. "Listen little brother. Does it matter what we call it?" KY spurted off.
"OKay, I guess not." Cornell said. "Let's not argue over the name of our plan. If we do, I'll never end up with Topher Bus, and you'll never end up with Joan of Arc." KY stands with reason.
"Fine, neither of us wants that to happen!" Cornell agrees.
The next day at Walla Walla High, KY and Cornell were huddled together in the cafeteria, seated at a sticky table littered with half-eaten tater tots and abandoned milk cartons. Their eyes were locked on Topher Bus and Joan of Arc, who sat across the room sharing a smoothie and laughing like they were the only two people in the world. Cornell narrowed his eyes, tapping his spoon against the table rhythmically.
“We need something bigger,” KY whispered, leaning in conspiratorially. “Something that’ll make Joan question everything about Topher. Not just a misplaced earring. We need drama. Emotional chaos.”
Cornell’s eyes lit up. “A love triangle. Or better yet—a love square. We make it look like Topher’s been texting another girl behind Joan’s back.”
KY grinned. “Perfect. We’ll need a burner phone. Something anonymous. I’ll pose as ‘Claudia,’ a mysterious girl from Topher’s supposed past. I’ll send flirty texts and cryptic messages. Stuff like ‘Last night was unforgettable. and ‘Can’t wait to see you again.’”
Cornell nodded, already pulling out his own phone to draft the messages. “And I’ll make sure Joan sees them. I’ll ‘accidentally’ drop the phone near her locker. She’ll pick it up, see the messages, and boom—instant suspicion.”
“But we need to make it believable,” KY added. “Topher’s clone origin is Christopher Columbus, right? Let’s say Claudia is from Spain. That adds flair. Maybe she calls him ‘mi explorador.’”
Cornell chuckled. “You’re evil. I love it.”
Later that afternoon, the plan was set in motion. KY had borrowed an old flip phone from their dad Barry's drawer and loaded it with fabricated texts. Cornell timed everything perfectly, slipping the phone into Joan’s path just as she was heading to her locker. She picked it up, curious, and her eyes widened as she scrolled through the messages.
“Who’s Claudia?” she muttered aloud, just loud enough for KY and Cornell to hear from behind a nearby vending machine. "She's the earring girl isn't she?"
Topher Bus, oblivious, was chatting with Gandhi near the water fountain. Joan stormed over, phone in hand, her expression a mix of betrayal and confusion.
KY and Cornell exchanged a victorious glance. The cracks were forming. Their next move? A fake meet-up between Topher and “Claudia” at the Walla Walla Mall food court. KY already had the wig and sunglasses ready.
"Operation Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind is officially underway." KY announced. "I see you changed the title of our scheme....again!" Cornell rolls his eyes.
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When the school day ended. Cornell and KY were home. Going into the attic. Cornell finds a voice modulator. "Look at that, Cornell! It's one of those things Dad uses at the office!" KY observes.
"Good thing I know how you use this!" Cornell says rubbing his hands against each other. Getting out his laptop and a record player. Cornell hooks up the laptop and the record player to the voice modulator. KY gets her cellphone ready.
"Did you see that outburst Joan Of Arc had on Topher Bus?" KY laughs. "Oh, yes. Now we'll really harvest the seeds of mistrust!" Cornell said in an evil sense. Putting on some headphones to his laptop. KY got her cellphone ready. Cornell points to KY is if it were her cue to ignite the sky with a symphony of fireflies, each one pulsing to the rhythm of a secret song only they could hear.
"Okay......and....ACTION!" Cornell shouted. KY said, "This time around, we'll make Topher Bus believe Joan of Arc has dumped him for a new lover!"
KY dials Joan of Arc's cellphone number. On the other end Joan of Arc answers, "Hello?" KY disguises her voice, "Mrs Of Arc! Just a couple of questions for a fitness survery! Where do you typically work out?"
"At the gym." answers Joan of Arc. "Good! And how do you get there?" asked KY. "On a school bus of course." answers Joan of Arc. "After you work out, how do you relax?" asks KY. "I take a shower." Joan of Arc answers. KY continues the charade, "And when your car is not on drive it's in....." "Park!" Joan of Arc answered in an annoyed sense.
"How do you say my explorer in Spanish?" KY asks. "Uhhh, let's see. I'm taking Spanish since I tranfered here. I guess mi explorador?" "And Superman's name is....." KY asks. "Clark Kent!" Joan of Arc answers in a tone of contempt.
"And if you're from Sweden. You're......" KY asks. "Swedish! Look? Is this a crank call?" Joan of Arc demanded. "Hold please!" Joan of Arc continued, "I can't wait around I'm leaving to meet Topher...." KY says into the cellphone pressing a button to end the conversation. KY asked Cornell, "Did you get all of that?" "Got it!" Cornell said with confidence.
Cornell uses the laptop, voice modulator and to dial Topher Bus's phone number. At Topher Bus's house. He gets out of the shower. He walks over to his land line phone. His answering machine says, "PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE." "Hello? Clark!" Startled, Topher Bus asks himself, "Who's Clark?"
Cornell uses the voice modulator to distort both KY's and Joan Of Arc's voices. "I....Can't.....Wait....To....Hold....You....In...Your.....Swedish.....Shower......Meet......Me.....At.....Three.....At.....The....."
Using the record player as a turntable, a part of the from song from Van Halen's I Can't Drive 55 plays. That says, "FIFTY FIVE!" Kent.....Road.....At.....The....Park......I'm.....Leaving......Topher Bus!" Cornell hangs up. Fifty Five Kent Road was the street where the park was at.
Falling to the floor, crying. Topher Bus sobs, "Joan Of Arc! How could you do this to me! Joan of Arc is cheating on me! She must've dialed my number by mistake!" KY and Cornell do a victory dance and cheer. Knowing soon and Joan of Arc will come running to Cornell's arms. And KY will be there to mend Topher Bus's broken heart.
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KY and Cornell were now at 55 Kent Road where the park is. hiding behind a bush. They see Topher Bus. Looking at his watch. KY tells Cornell, "Well this is it! Soon Topher Bus is going to come running to me!" "I know right! Damn, I'm so excited! I don't know what to say!" Cornell says with enthusiasm.
"Wow, I haven't seen you this eager and thrilled since you were little and you were on the local news talking to the news anchors during the Jerry Lewis Telethon!" KY commented. "OKay let's shut up now! Here comes Topher Bus!" Cornell piped.
Topher Bus was in the middle of the park waiting for Joan of Arc. "There he is!" KY witnessed. "Topher Bus thinks Joan of Arc is meeting Clark the Swedish Shower dude here!" snickered Cornell.
Joan of Arc appears in front of Topher Bus. "And there's Joan of Arc! She thinks Topher Bus is meeting Claudia the earring girl." Cornell responded. "Now let's watch them break up and we'll swoop in and comfort them!" KY said with a sly.
"I'M SICK OF YOUR LIES!" Topher Bus screamed at Joan of Arc. Then confronts her even more, "Where's that douchebag that owns a Swedish Shower!" "You're the liar, asshole! Where's your whore!" Joan of Arc shouted back.
As KY and Cornell were watching from behind the bushes. They predicted what their relationships with each of them would be like. "I really think Topher Bus and I have a future....." KY said with pride. "Damn, dawg! There's just something about Joan of Arc's soul that warms me...." Cornell sighs.
Joan of Arc pushes Topher Bus who loses his footing and falls face first into an outdoor grill. Topher Bus screams in pain. KY watches with fear, "HIS FACE!" Blinded from grill burns. He walks towards Joan of Arc who falls over backwards into a culvert where an alligator grabs her by the torso.
"DAMN! HER BOD!" screamed Cornell. The alligator spins with Joan of Arc in it's mouth while Topher Bus runs all over the park, not knowing what to do, chasing anyone he sees around.
Sneaking away from the bushes from which they were hiding. KY and Cornell both back away. "I'm out!" KY spoke. "Yeah, me too." Cornell opined.
"Hey Cornell!" "It's us!" "Over here, dawg!" said two familiar voice. Cornell turned around and it was his friends RG and Reggie.
"Oh, damn! RG! Reggie! You all didn't happen to see anything did you?" asked Cornell. "Cornell! No!" KY shushed.
"No, actually you didn't see something!" RG told Cornell. "What did I miss?" Cornell asked. "We got dates!" Reggie announced. "So who are the lucky ladies?" KY asked.
RG and Reggie introduced KY and Cornell to their dates. More transfer students from Clone High. Harriett Tubman and Cleopatra.
"Hey, girls! Nice to meet you!" Cornell said nervously. "Well, we gotta go!" "We'll let you know how it goes!" RG and Reggie walked by KY and Cornell. Who were stunned, stupefied, and bemused.
"I can't...believe....this....they got dates and we tried to break up a couple so we can have dates. That lead to their deaths. Now look what's happened." KY said aghast.
"There's one thing I gotta say about this.........OH SHIT!" Cornell said unnerved.
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