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Things We learned From Delilah and Julius

by darks00 9 reviews

Things we learned from Delilah and Julius

Category: Delilah and Julius - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor,Parody - Published: 2006-10-14 - Updated: 2012-01-10 - 626 words

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Things We Learned From Delilah and Julius

1.If the handcuffs are cheap, don't by them- they'll "mysteriously" come off

2.Villians are idiots

3.You know you're in the past when people always say "Man" and "Kiddo"

4.Al and Scarlett need to get with the times

5."You, sir, have an appointment with justice" is a cry for help. It means God help me, I can't even make up my own saying

6.When you're a spy, no matter how bad things look, you always win

7."Pony up" means...who the hell knows or cares

8.If someone has an evil laugh or an idiot...they're audomaticly the villian

9.Don't trust no one...exspecally the kid with the golden teeth

10.When you're a spy, you can go anywhere if you just put your mind into it

11.Kiss the villian, just for the hell of it...even if she's trying to kill you

12.If you think your partners dead, who cares...you got a lady on the line. She's dead, right?

13.Bobby pins are very handy

14.Love can really screw up your insight, exspecally when you're Julius

15.It's ok to be curious of the other gender...even in Delilahs case when she had to undress Julius

16.Always do the opposite of what Julius says

17.Delilah will get you in trouble

18.You can fall down a cliff, and only have a broken arm

19.Villians apparently like taking clothes off of spies, like Wednesday did to Julius

20.Things "magicly" appear. Just like that cliff Julius fell on

21.Don't tell a girl/boy your feelings for him/her unless you're about to die

22.Cheesey lines will always get the girl

23.Don't go on airplanes-they always crash

24.If you like a guy, only bring on parachute onto the airplane-works every time

25.Orphans always have exciting adventures

26.Never under-estimate the short kids

27.Julius can't fly an airplane...he always crashes them

28.Men aren't supposed to fly-that's why planes always crash

29.Girls can be better than guys

30.Some things are better left unsaid

31.Space man underwear is now in style

32.It's ok to talk about your underwear to your crush

33.If you're on a plane with your crush, pray it crashes-then he'll/she'll tell you their feelings for you

34.Never under-estimate girly-girls

35.Look out for squirrels-it might be the gate to a secret entrance

36.Apparently all doctors and nurses are evil

37.If they run funny...they're a villian

38.Nurses like to take off guys shirts off for them. Why else do you think the Nurse took of Julius' shirt off for no reason? Well tried to...ahhhhhh...

39.Julius doesn't like keeping his shirt on

40.If you thought you were going to die and you told your crush your feelings for them, and you end up not dying...just pretend you hurt your head and don't remember. It'll save the embarressment

41.Julius gots to learn how to flirt

42.Julius likes any girl that comes up to him

43.Delilah likes any guy that comes up to her

44.Villians are villians because they like who the spies are

45.It's worth being a spy-you got everything-the gadgets, adventure, and your crush

46.A person can actually fit in a manacan...even Scarlett

47.Kidnapping is easier than it looks

48.Makes you appreciate family...even if they are annoying

49.Delilahs so good at bombs that Julius always has to de-actuvate them

50.When your fencing, screw the sword-tackle them

51.It's hard to put on make up when you're driving

52.Always icnore the ovious-sooner or later things will be alright

53.Always tell spies your plan for world domination to build suspence...give them a hint to help them out

54.Safetly driving is the key lesson in this show

55.Bad things always happen to Canadians

56.CANADA ROCKS!

57.Canadians don't always say "eh?"

58.When in doubt...run!

xxDarkness' Kidxx
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