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Things We Learned From Delilah and Julius
1.If the handcuffs are cheap, don't by them- they'll "mysteriously" come off
2.Villians are idiots
3.You know you're in the past when people always say "Man" and "Kiddo"
4.Al and Scarlett need to get with the times
5."You, sir, have an appointment with justice" is a cry for help. It means God help me, I can't even make up my own saying
6.When you're a spy, no matter how bad things look, you always win
7."Pony up" means...who the hell knows or cares
8.If someone has an evil laugh or an idiot...they're audomaticly the villian
9.Don't trust no one...exspecally the kid with the golden teeth
10.When you're a spy, you can go anywhere if you just put your mind into it
11.Kiss the villian, just for the hell of it...even if she's trying to kill you
12.If you think your partners dead, who cares...you got a lady on the line. She's dead, right?
13.Bobby pins are very handy
14.Love can really screw up your insight, exspecally when you're Julius
15.It's ok to be curious of the other gender...even in Delilahs case when she had to undress Julius
16.Always do the opposite of what Julius says
17.Delilah will get you in trouble
18.You can fall down a cliff, and only have a broken arm
19.Villians apparently like taking clothes off of spies, like Wednesday did to Julius
20.Things "magicly" appear. Just like that cliff Julius fell on
21.Don't tell a girl/boy your feelings for him/her unless you're about to die
22.Cheesey lines will always get the girl
23.Don't go on airplanes-they always crash
24.If you like a guy, only bring on parachute onto the airplane-works every time
25.Orphans always have exciting adventures
26.Never under-estimate the short kids
27.Julius can't fly an airplane...he always crashes them
28.Men aren't supposed to fly-that's why planes always crash
29.Girls can be better than guys
30.Some things are better left unsaid
31.Space man underwear is now in style
32.It's ok to talk about your underwear to your crush
33.If you're on a plane with your crush, pray it crashes-then he'll/she'll tell you their feelings for you
34.Never under-estimate girly-girls
35.Look out for squirrels-it might be the gate to a secret entrance
36.Apparently all doctors and nurses are evil
37.If they run funny...they're a villian
38.Nurses like to take off guys shirts off for them. Why else do you think the Nurse took of Julius' shirt off for no reason? Well tried to...ahhhhhh...
39.Julius doesn't like keeping his shirt on
40.If you thought you were going to die and you told your crush your feelings for them, and you end up not dying...just pretend you hurt your head and don't remember. It'll save the embarressment
41.Julius gots to learn how to flirt
42.Julius likes any girl that comes up to him
43.Delilah likes any guy that comes up to her
44.Villians are villians because they like who the spies are
45.It's worth being a spy-you got everything-the gadgets, adventure, and your crush
46.A person can actually fit in a manacan...even Scarlett
47.Kidnapping is easier than it looks
48.Makes you appreciate family...even if they are annoying
49.Delilahs so good at bombs that Julius always has to de-actuvate them
50.When your fencing, screw the sword-tackle them
51.It's hard to put on make up when you're driving
52.Always icnore the ovious-sooner or later things will be alright
53.Always tell spies your plan for world domination to build suspence...give them a hint to help them out
54.Safetly driving is the key lesson in this show
55.Bad things always happen to Canadians
56.CANADA ROCKS!
57.Canadians don't always say "eh?"
58.When in doubt...run!
xxDarkness' Kidxx
1.If the handcuffs are cheap, don't by them- they'll "mysteriously" come off
2.Villians are idiots
3.You know you're in the past when people always say "Man" and "Kiddo"
4.Al and Scarlett need to get with the times
5."You, sir, have an appointment with justice" is a cry for help. It means God help me, I can't even make up my own saying
6.When you're a spy, no matter how bad things look, you always win
7."Pony up" means...who the hell knows or cares
8.If someone has an evil laugh or an idiot...they're audomaticly the villian
9.Don't trust no one...exspecally the kid with the golden teeth
10.When you're a spy, you can go anywhere if you just put your mind into it
11.Kiss the villian, just for the hell of it...even if she's trying to kill you
12.If you think your partners dead, who cares...you got a lady on the line. She's dead, right?
13.Bobby pins are very handy
14.Love can really screw up your insight, exspecally when you're Julius
15.It's ok to be curious of the other gender...even in Delilahs case when she had to undress Julius
16.Always do the opposite of what Julius says
17.Delilah will get you in trouble
18.You can fall down a cliff, and only have a broken arm
19.Villians apparently like taking clothes off of spies, like Wednesday did to Julius
20.Things "magicly" appear. Just like that cliff Julius fell on
21.Don't tell a girl/boy your feelings for him/her unless you're about to die
22.Cheesey lines will always get the girl
23.Don't go on airplanes-they always crash
24.If you like a guy, only bring on parachute onto the airplane-works every time
25.Orphans always have exciting adventures
26.Never under-estimate the short kids
27.Julius can't fly an airplane...he always crashes them
28.Men aren't supposed to fly-that's why planes always crash
29.Girls can be better than guys
30.Some things are better left unsaid
31.Space man underwear is now in style
32.It's ok to talk about your underwear to your crush
33.If you're on a plane with your crush, pray it crashes-then he'll/she'll tell you their feelings for you
34.Never under-estimate girly-girls
35.Look out for squirrels-it might be the gate to a secret entrance
36.Apparently all doctors and nurses are evil
37.If they run funny...they're a villian
38.Nurses like to take off guys shirts off for them. Why else do you think the Nurse took of Julius' shirt off for no reason? Well tried to...ahhhhhh...
39.Julius doesn't like keeping his shirt on
40.If you thought you were going to die and you told your crush your feelings for them, and you end up not dying...just pretend you hurt your head and don't remember. It'll save the embarressment
41.Julius gots to learn how to flirt
42.Julius likes any girl that comes up to him
43.Delilah likes any guy that comes up to her
44.Villians are villians because they like who the spies are
45.It's worth being a spy-you got everything-the gadgets, adventure, and your crush
46.A person can actually fit in a manacan...even Scarlett
47.Kidnapping is easier than it looks
48.Makes you appreciate family...even if they are annoying
49.Delilahs so good at bombs that Julius always has to de-actuvate them
50.When your fencing, screw the sword-tackle them
51.It's hard to put on make up when you're driving
52.Always icnore the ovious-sooner or later things will be alright
53.Always tell spies your plan for world domination to build suspence...give them a hint to help them out
54.Safetly driving is the key lesson in this show
55.Bad things always happen to Canadians
56.CANADA ROCKS!
57.Canadians don't always say "eh?"
58.When in doubt...run!
xxDarkness' Kidxx
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