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You Know You're Obsessed With D and J when...

by darks00 8 reviews

This is how you know if you're obsessed with Delilah and Julius

Category: Delilah and Julius - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor, Parody - Published: 2006-10-15 - Updated: 2006-10-15 - 487 words

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You Know You're Obsessed With D and J When...

1.You carry a bobby pin with you where ever you go "just because"

2.You think Delilah and Julius are real

3.Whenever you hear the world "ice" you scream

4.You hate Wednesdays

5.Your favorite drink is rootbeer, even if you don't like it just because it's Julius' favorite drink

6.You smile whenever you see a blond haired boy and a brunette haired girl together holding hands

7.You're training to be a spy

8.You move to Halifax for no reason

9.You name your kid "Delilah" or "Julius"

10.You bring up D and J in a coversation about ten times

11.You punch who ever makes fun of Delilah and Julius

12.You cry on episodes of D and J whenever Delilah or/and Julius are in trouble

13.You find yourself talking about "pony" and "justice" lots

14.You like spaceship underwear

15.You think Julius is "hot" and want to date him

16.You scream when you see lipstick, thinking it explodes...exspecially when it's pink

17.You keep on looking in atlas, globes and maps to find a "W" island

18.You're afraid of hunters

19.Whenever you see a boy named "Julius" or a girl named "Delilah" you ask for their autograph

20.You think the word "dismay" is only a name of a villain and nothing else

21.You believe no matter how bad the situation is, spies will come and save you

22.You learn more advance vocabulary from the show

23.You suddenly like the '70 exspecally the t.v. show "That '70 Show"

24.You want to be a spy when you grow up

25.You're locked in hand-cuffs because you thought they'd "magically" come off

26.You're in the hospital because you thought you could fall off a cliff and only have a broken arm

27.You always like sneakers. They have rocket boosters just incase a bad guys after you

28.You always feel like something bads going to happen

29.You're scared of plants...you think they'll come alive

30.You never trust the new guys

31.You suddenly appreciate cops

32.You quote lines from D and J all the time

33.You're suddenly scared of DJ's

34.You believe people can actually have a hook for a hand

35.You always write down and narrate your life...you never know when something interesting will happen to you, right?

36.You believe you're meet D and J someday

37.You're suddenly scared of Santa

38.You're suddenly scared of doctors, nurses and sciencetist

39.You suddenly like tennis, thinking you're meet Delilah and Julius

40.You think every person is a villain in disguise

41.When you're like Darks...writing a story like this

42.When you're like Darks and notice the little things on the show

43.When you're like Darks and you watch D and J all the time...even if you already saw it like five times

44.You're even more proud to be Canadian, even more proud than before

45.You never under-estimate the girly-girls...hell, you're scared of them!

xxDarkness' Kidxx
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