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Things We Learned From The Villains
3 reviewsThis is what we learned from Dr.Dismay, The Nurse, Wednesday, Ice, Con Man, DJ Hook and Ms.Deeds.
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Things We Learned From The Villains
1.Never, ever, be stupid enough to leave Delilah and Julius alone when you finally catch them. They'll just escape, you idiots!
2.Make a fashion statement. A mask, spikey hair...anything to make you look evil and can be remembered by
3.Evil laughs are the key to being a successful villain
4.They need to work on better plans
5.They need better henchmen
6.Preppy girls shouldn't be aloud to be villains
7.If a doctor, nurse or sciencetist comes up to you...run like hell!
8.Needles are very bad. Expecally when they have posion in them and they're trying to stab you with it
9.Villains should really take away Delilah's bobbypin
10.Villains never learn..they make the same stupid mistake everytime
11.Flirting always helps. Look what Ice did to Julius!
12.If you're chained to a table by a villain...shut up, or you're going to get yourself killed!"
13.Villain + Lipstick = Explosion
14.Always know where your car keys are if you have to make a quick get away.
15.Always bring a video-recorder. Who knows, video tape the heros death, and show it to the other hero
16.Never leave keys in the ignition, idiot!
17.Apparently merry-go-rounds are evil
18.Never go to carnivals...a deadly virus might be there. Villains always attack the carnivals
19.Stealing an emotional items worth from the hero will work...and besides, it looks better on the villain
20.It helps if the heros an idiot. What about the time Julius met the Nurse in the first aid tent on "Fun For All?" He knew her, yet he didn't do anything! IDIOT!
21.You always need a good catch-phrase
22.If the hero burns you, burn them back
23.Ropes are handy...so are chairs
24.Be faster than the heros
25.It helps to be in good shape. Watch your weight, buddy!
xxDarkness' Kidxx
1.Never, ever, be stupid enough to leave Delilah and Julius alone when you finally catch them. They'll just escape, you idiots!
2.Make a fashion statement. A mask, spikey hair...anything to make you look evil and can be remembered by
3.Evil laughs are the key to being a successful villain
4.They need to work on better plans
5.They need better henchmen
6.Preppy girls shouldn't be aloud to be villains
7.If a doctor, nurse or sciencetist comes up to you...run like hell!
8.Needles are very bad. Expecally when they have posion in them and they're trying to stab you with it
9.Villains should really take away Delilah's bobbypin
10.Villains never learn..they make the same stupid mistake everytime
11.Flirting always helps. Look what Ice did to Julius!
12.If you're chained to a table by a villain...shut up, or you're going to get yourself killed!"
13.Villain + Lipstick = Explosion
14.Always know where your car keys are if you have to make a quick get away.
15.Always bring a video-recorder. Who knows, video tape the heros death, and show it to the other hero
16.Never leave keys in the ignition, idiot!
17.Apparently merry-go-rounds are evil
18.Never go to carnivals...a deadly virus might be there. Villains always attack the carnivals
19.Stealing an emotional items worth from the hero will work...and besides, it looks better on the villain
20.It helps if the heros an idiot. What about the time Julius met the Nurse in the first aid tent on "Fun For All?" He knew her, yet he didn't do anything! IDIOT!
21.You always need a good catch-phrase
22.If the hero burns you, burn them back
23.Ropes are handy...so are chairs
24.Be faster than the heros
25.It helps to be in good shape. Watch your weight, buddy!
xxDarkness' Kidxx
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