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What Now, Severus?
(#) ilex 2006-11-11
For someone who, not that long ago, was damn near dead, Severus has shown remarkable healing powers.
And he's one horny bastard, to boot.
Zelda's no slouch, either.
I wonder, when the final battle comes, will everyone have to wait for these two to come up for air, before the fighting can get started?
HE!HE!HE!Author's response
I just had a painful flash of inspiration. All the combatants are assembled, but suddenly a woman's voice hollers "Sevvie Poo! Hurry up!"
Snape Conjures up an everlasting teapot and a plate of crumpets, murmurs "I'll be right back" and strolls from the room, reacing for his zipper.
You're a wicked woman, Ilex, to make me have such visions! :D
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