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"Bert, your apartment is a mess." Lily stated, stepping over a carboard box and tip toe-ing around a pile of clothes,
"Where do I sit? There's stuff everywhere."
"Just push it off the couch, its not a big deal." Bert said, throwing his hands up in the air, walking into his bedroom.
She gingerly placed a large pile of berts belongings onto the carpet and sat down as bert lurked around in the dark.
"Nice...uh..place?" she ventured.
Bert popped back though the doorway,
"I guess..it's only while we're in town..." he said, lighting a cigarette,
"Its my bachelor pad." he whispered, raising his eyebrows and blowing out some smoke.
Lily chuckled as she watched bert take a drag off a marlboro red.
"It's fucking pitch black in here." she mumbled, standing up and walking across the room to flick on a light switch, "Bert the goth."
"Hey, I just fucking got here, and I needed a smoke..." he stopped mid sentence and reached into his pocket, taking out his pink cellphone, which vibrated in his hand,
"What the fuckk..." he mumbled, pushing some buttons, reading the screen in silence. He grinned and pushed more buttons.
Lily leaned against the kitchen counter, arms crossed
"What?"
Bert laughed softly as he text back,"He's going to love this.."