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Big Bad Hinata... this is going to be so funny....




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Hinata woke up dazed in her bed, in the Hyuuga house hold. She turned and looked at her clock, and it said 9am. "It is late
" she said. She sat up in her bed, blinking trying to adjust her eyes to the light shining in her room. She got out of bed and went into the bathroom. "Hurry up Hinata!!" Hanabi was banging on the bathroom door. "This seems very familiar." Hinata said referring to a dream she had. "Hinata hurry up!!! stop looking in the mirror, You might break it you ugly bitch!!!! now hurry up!!! Then something snapped inside of Hinata. The door opened. "Finally... took you long enough Hin-" Hanabi was cut off, by a hand grabbing her throat. She was lifted in the air and pulled inside the bathroom and her head shoved inside the toilet. "Grrgl!" Hanabi tried to scream but she could not due to no air. Finally Her head was pulled out of the toilet and she fell on the ground. Hinata was standing at the bathroom door. "If you tell anybody i'll beat your ass, bitch.." Hanabi could not believe her soaking wet ears. "Since when is Hinata like this." she asked herself. After Hinata got dressed (in her usual outfit) she walked out the door. She saw Neji sitting on the steps on the left of her. "Hi Neji!" Hinata said enthusiastic. Neji looked over surprised by Hinata's attitude and he did not answer...big mistake. Hinata glared at him, then she activated the caged bird seal on his forehead. "AAAAAAAARRRRGH!!!!!" Neji was screaming uncontrollably. "You better respond next time bitch or there won't be a next time. Remember Neji you are my bitch!!" Hinata said as Neji was on the groun screaming and rolling. She deactivated it and walked away. Neji was on the ground gasping for air and shocked at what had just happened.

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Hinata walked through the streets of Konoha thinking to herself. "I can't believe i just did those things to my family... but it felt so good. Hey maybe I can tell Naruto how i really feel about him." With that said she ran to find Naruto. She came to a beach and saw Naruto, Sasuke, Kiba, Shikamaru, Kakashi and JAraiya standing in a circle with smoke around. "There is my beloved Naruto but...is he smoking? She walked over to the group. "Naruto that is not how you roll a blunt!" Kiba said. "Oh shit, here comes Hinata." Shikamaru said. "Hey what are y'all doing?" Hinata asked. "Nothing." Said Sasuke. "Y'all are smking aren't you? cigarettes are bad man." She said. "Cigarettes? this is weed!" Kiba said. "Damn Kiba can't you just keep your fucking mouth closed!!" Kakashi said. "Well let me hit some of it." They all were shocked at the remark."Are you feeling okay, Hinata?" Jaraiya asked. "Alright what is going on here?" Hinata turned around and saw Tsunade standing behind her. "Shit its the Godainme!" Jaraiya said. Kakashi and Jaraiya disappeared. "They were trying to get Naruto-kun to smoke pot, but he refused so they forced him to." Hinata said. "WHAT!!!!" Sasuke screamed. "Everybody follow me except Hinata and Naruto!" said Tsunade "Why ,Hinata.?" Shhikamaru said. they all left with Lady Tsunade. "Wow thanks Hinata!" Naruto said. "Anytime." Replied Hinata. Then she grabbed him and kissed him. Her lips smothering his. It lasted for 30 seconds and then she pulled away. "W-wow..." And there's plenty more of theat if you follow me..." She said