Categories > Celebrities > Fall Out Boy > This looks like a job for A.
Pete learns the truth about A.'s behavior and is blinded by something else than his beautiful reflection in the mirror. Enter Mommy Wentz.
4Funny
Reviews
This looks like a job for A.
(#) patrickdance4me 2006-12-04
love it! pete's mom is the bomb heheAuthor's response
Of course. She doesn't have the Wentz genes.This looks like a job for A.
(#) whatkatydid 2006-12-04
III. This chapter is garbage
End of.
Seriously. Are you for real??Author's response
How I always answer rhetorical questions: ...This looks like a job for A.
(#) MMMramen 2006-12-04
HA, I rated your story! Take my rating point and like it! Aw, now I only have four. I miss it. Oh well, it was for a good cause. I like how "A's" boyfriend is Andy's creepy stalker boy. I also love how Pete call's his mother "mommy." All the boys are so stereotyped, it's great. Looove it.Author's response
Yeah, I finally have a "thing" for each of them boyz. A really shallow stupid thing. But it just looked like a job for FG.This looks like a job for A.
(#) MusicxisxHearts 2006-12-04
That bitch took a picture of me when I looked out of the window and she robbed me off my eye sight,"
Oh Pete, there are worse things in the world. Like sitting through a physics lesson in science. I hate phsyics...Author's response
Or try chemistry. Chemistry is the worst. At least it was when I was still in high school.
I'm so happy you don't mind the stench coming from Pete's trash cans and you're still reading my story. :)This looks like a job for A.
(#) pixied_secrets 2006-12-04
i think we should have a special spot on the Official DoJ Website for the "Favorite Alex Footnote of the Week" - /A language that allows for a far wider and more essential range of conversation topics such as "how to pimp your ride" or "how to pimp your bike" or "how to pimp your bitch".**
**An experimental show whose target audience includes terriers, bloodhounds, poodles, huskies and Snoop Doggy Dogg./ wowza. I love it.
And HOW could she not be a fan of Pet- Fall out Boy?" wentz in all of his modest glory.
Peterus Ignoramus inquiredus. also, we should have a section on the Official website for favorite nicknames of the week. this one owns.
/"And that doesn't strike you as particularly odd?" Pete asked further.
"Not more than the fact that Patrick is staring at my ear and licking his lips,"/ my chest hurts from laughing so hard. seriously. my eyes watered with this one.
"What happened?" Patrick's voice was full of sympathy. But I'm not really good at interpreting people's tone of voice so maybe it was just hunger. the narrator is fantastic. seriously.
I was gonna prepare some pot roast with hot dogs and fried bacon as an aside for the boys and myself." i'm pretty sure that andy's head would explode at that point. i'm not sure. but spontaneous combustion sounds like a good idea for the next chapter.
you are a funny bitch, alex. i mean that in the nicest way possible.Author's response
Thank you for sharing my language humor. We all know how much I LOVE American English so we really know I'm a terrible hypocrite with that comment.
Drastic situations require drastic measures. Just like me, Patrick seems rather liberal on cannibalism.
Yeah, the narrator is ok. Not as bad as the author at any rate.
Yeah, Andy is not gonna like this. But, don't worry, he'll have something to eat. Mommy Wentz will make sure.
Thank you for taking the time for all this pasting, copying, inserting , commenting and calling me a bitch. :) You are such a rewarding reader and reviewer (and rater coughs). :)This looks like a job for A.
(#) CodeWordLove 2006-12-04
All hail the Drama King Pete! Worship at his feet...okay reality check. Kind of like a paycheck except no money involved oh boohoo. well I do have to say humor is deffinatly your forte! Wellz I gotts to be going but loved the story.Author's response
Why, thank you. :) And I gotta say leaving FG reassuring reviews is definitely your forté! Speaking of paychecks, yours will be in the mail by Thursday.This looks like a job for A.
(#) luckysgc921 2006-12-05
dies
...no seriously...dies
that was absolutly hysterical. I esspecially loved the focus on Patrick (of course I did) and Pete's flair for the dramatic.
Mommy Wentz was probably the funniest though. oh! and A's boyfriend driving Andy over. and Pete falling down. and and...yea. diesAuthor's response
You ah eva so kind, dahling. :)
If you ask me (I know, I know) everybody's insane BUT Pete...This looks like a job for A.
(#) rawrlittledino 2006-12-05
Crap author.
Crap narrator.
Crap broccolli sandwi-
Wait, What?
But amazing story. FG has actually come past 'Kill yourself and flush self down the toilet' and improved to 'Kill yourself but preserve yourself nicely for 653 years.'
I say, you've done well.
I think even Sheena would enjoy this one. Thats if Mr Meatball hasn't flushed her down the toilet yet.
We love you Alex.
I mean A.
I mean, Xela.
I mean- Oh, GOD DAMNIT.
DONT CONFUSE ME ANYMORE.Author's response
Why would Mr. Meatball do that? Her hair would only clog the tubes.
Thanks for the r&r. :)
Sign up to review this story.