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"Hic," said Kirito, jumping a bit. He paused for a moment. "/Hic/," he said again, this time with more feeling.

Brett snickered. "You're such a great conversationalist."

"Shut hic up!"

"Did you try holding your breath?" Cailin asked.

"I tried twi-/hic/."

"How about drinking water while upside-down?" Brett suggested.

"He'll drown!"

"He's a telekinetic. He can make the water go up," Brett pointed out.

"I don't hic want to /hic/."

"We could try scaring you?"

Crawford chose that moment to peer into the room. "Schuldig's cooking tonight. And we're all eating home."

Kirito's eyes widened in horror.

The hiccups stopped.