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the pillow molester

by frenchfish 4 reviews

ORDER IN THE COURT! There's trouble at the titans mad house they call their 'dorm'. We have revelry in the ranks, pillows, and molesters are showing themselves for what they are! Jay and Theresa ar...

Category: Class of the Titans - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2007-02-17 - Updated: 2007-02-17 - 628 words

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"NEIL!!!"-Theresa
"THERESA!!!"- Jay
"JAY!!!"- Atlanta
"LANTA!!!"- Archie
"SHUT UP ARCHIE!!!"- Herry
"HERRY!!!!!"- Odie
"what? did i start this?" Neil asked from within the bathroom
"YES!" the all yell at the oblivious blondy. They were all in their rooms other then Theresa and Neil, Theresa had yelled at Neil for taking so long in the bathroom, Jay had yelled at Theresa for yelling, Atlanta had yelled at Jay for yelling, so on so forth. Then Neil discovers it's his fault. DUH!

"OPEN THIS DOOR!" Theresa yelled slamming her fist into the wooden door
"sure, if you wanna see me naked" Neil said opening the door, Theresa yelled and ran away,
"What? Your the one who wanted to see me!" Neil yelled after her. Theresa was near tears in her room.
"that was the most terrifying thing ever, I'd take Crounos any day to take that back!" Theresa said, she was stuffing her face into a fluffy pillow.
"Couldn't have been that bad" said a laughing voice outside,
"Trust me you have no idea" Theresa assured him, Jay raised an eyebrow (Jay's a boy if your slow enough to forget)
"i think Theresa is having some gender issues" Jay said, Theresa fell back
"Sorry-" she started till Jay cut her off
"it's alright, it's probably genetic" Jay said, Theresa tossed a pillow at him
"a good therapist should do the trick" Jay went on, Theresa was now chassing him
"and maybe an anger managment class" he added fending her off with a sofa pillow
"JAY!!!!" Theresa was yelling
"THERESA!" Archie yelled
"NOT THIS AGAIN!!!" Atlanta yelled
"IT WASN'T MY FAULT THIS TIME!!!" Neil screams happily.
"Then why'd you scream?" Herry asked Neil
"Cause, all of you were, doesn't seem fair that i can't" Neil told him, Neil and Herry walk in to find Jay holding Theresa down, Theresa trying to get out
"Now i really think you need mental help" he said smiling
"NOT FAIR!! YOUR A GUY!!!" Theresa was yelling
"JAY! Thatis sexual abuse! Theresa can sue you" Odie said walking in
"I think i can sue her for trying to kill me with a pillow, it was purely self defence" Jay said getting up keeping Theresa's arms securely behind her back.
"He's right, Okay theresa, everything you say, can and will be used against you in a court of law" Odie said grabbing to rubber bands and tieing her hands up like handcuffs.
"This is retarded" Theresa said
"No hunny, it's law" Jay said, Theresa smiled
"Hunny?" she asked
"exactly, were out of hunny" Jay said, looking at the small empty jar of hunny
"Molester" Theresa spat
"Pillow wacker" Jay retorted.
"Fruits" Atlanta called them both
"Why is Theresa tied up?" Atlanta asked noticing the rubberbands
"Your arresting her? about time! She's a danger to the public" Archie said happily
"what'd she do?" Atlanta asked
"Tried to murder Jay with a pillow" Herry said
"Ouch, that's cold Theresa, even for you" Archie said
"What are we? CSI?" Theresa asked, everyong laughed
"No hunny, were the law" Jay repeated
"Hunny?" Theresa asked again
"ya, were all out" Jay said showing the empty bottle again.
"This should be brought to the big guys" Odie said.

"These are some serious accusations your making, pillow assassin and a molester...hum...i guess we should make a case of it, both of the subjects in this matter need a lawyer and such, please have this all ready by tommorow, i'll gather a jury" Hera said,
"This is so retarded" Atlanta said dryly
"asking gods to put up a trial? I thought you guys liked each other?" Archie said
"NO WAY!" They both said
"Let Theresa go" Atlanta said, Herry did, Theresa automatically slammed Jay down.
"This is gonna be interesting" Atlanta sighed
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