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"This meeting shall now begin! The jury please stand" said the judge, aka: Hephestous. "we the jury, consisting of: Hera, Zeus, Posidon, Persephone and Hades are ready to hear the pillow wackers story" Hera said, she sat down and Theresa went to the stand, her lawyer (Atlanta) behind her.
"Theresa Mardelle, you have been accused with atempted murder of a fellow titans, your weapon of choice: a pillow, what is your opinion to these charges?" asked Jay's lawyer (Odie, he's accusing her and trying to get info)
"I think that is bullox" Theresa said simply
"Funny, we have 4 willing to speak witnesses to your act of violence, what do you say to this?" Odie asked,
"i say; their blind" she said,
"sinse when did this place become a court room?" Teresa asked Atlanta to the side
"Sinse god's made it so" Atlanta said,
"We have 4 very well seeing witnesse here, including myself, What do you have to say to that?" Odie asked, he was looking like a frog standing infront of the podium that was in the air which Theresa was standing on.
"I say you should have you eyes checked" Theresa said
"What if my eyes were absolutly fine?" Odie pressed on
"I would say that your dilusional" Theresa said
"we have 3 other well seeing witnesses! Are you saying that none of us can see?!" Odie asked annoyed,
"yes, i am" Theresa said, Atlanta was near laughter.
"I CAN SEE JUST FINE!" Odie yelled "Guards! Control him! Jay please get yourself a new lawyer" Hephestous (aka judge) said "Alright, Archie" Jay said, Archie was out of the room in a flash "no way man! I hate law!" Archie said running "That's cause you break it to much!!!" Atlanta yelled after him. "Okay, Herry" Jay said, Herry got up, his sandwhich in hand.
"Theresa, i saw you with a pillow trying to hurt Jay, ultra big time bad!" Herry said
"Yes, and i have already said; your blind" Theresa said, Herry looked dumstrucked as he swallowed "well i have to go" Herry said "why?" Jay asked "to get my eyes checked! Duh" Herry said "that guys as dumb a a doornob" Atlanta whispered "shush" Theresa shushed her.
"um, okay, Neil" Jay said, Neil jumped up
"Alright miss your-all-blind-cause-i-didn't-do-anything i believe my eye sight is perfect like the rest of me! Now please tell me what happened last night" Neil said, he had a small bubble pipe in his mouth, he blew threw it, releasing bubbles, he also had a detective hat on and harry potter glasses.
"um, well, you were taking to long in the bathroom, so i screamed at you and you opened the door and i ran cause you had nothing on, then Jay came in and said i needed mental help, so i threw a pillow at him, he went on, so i chassed him, just hitting him slightly, next thing i knew he had me pinned ot the ground! Isn't that molesting?" Theresa asked
"my client says it was inself defence, you needed to be controlled" Neil said
"did not! he was the one fighting harder! i was just hitting him with a pillow!" Theresa said angrily
"No further questions you honor" Neil said and walked back over to Jay,
"Jay shall now come to the stand" Hephestous (aka judge) said slamming his mallot down like judges do.
"Jay Marrow, you have been charged with molestation, how do you react to these accusations?" Atlanta asked
"I think that's retarded" Jay said simply
"and the 4 willing to speak eye witnesses? Have they no matter in this?" Atlanta asked
"they weren't the one being killed with a pillow" Jay said defencively
"Yes, but pining her down as if you were about to sexually harrass her was out of the question" Atlanta said
"no, that's the proper method of pining your oponant" Jay said
"also the proper way of pining down someone in order to sexually harass her" Atlanta pointed out
"that's retarded" Jay said, Atlanta went on
"did Theresa not ask for you to let her go?" Atlanta sked
"more like screamed it" Jay said
"then why, if not to sexually abuse her, did you not let her go?" Atlanta asked
"i feared for my physical health" Jay said
"If you would have not been meaning to sexually harass her, you would have allowed her to go, so what do you say to this?" Atlanta asked
"i agree with Theresa, ya'll need to visite the eye doctor" Jay said,
"no further questions" Atlanta finished.
"The jury shall review, and comeup with the charges or releases" Hephestous said (aka judge).
"We better not have to do this everytime Atlanta and Archie fight, this is all giving me major stress lines!" Neil said looking inhis mirror. "Good jobnEil, how do youknow all this stuff?" Jayasked "duh! Law and order you nincompoop!" Neil said not looking away from his mirror. Theresa was congradulating Atlanta for her spectacular display of lawyernessity.
"The judges have come to an agreement, Jay shal..."
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findout in the next chapter of 'law and order (class of the titans version) that is when i say
TO BE CONTINUED...
later aligators!
"Theresa Mardelle, you have been accused with atempted murder of a fellow titans, your weapon of choice: a pillow, what is your opinion to these charges?" asked Jay's lawyer (Odie, he's accusing her and trying to get info)
"I think that is bullox" Theresa said simply
"Funny, we have 4 willing to speak witnesses to your act of violence, what do you say to this?" Odie asked,
"i say; their blind" she said,
"sinse when did this place become a court room?" Teresa asked Atlanta to the side
"Sinse god's made it so" Atlanta said,
"We have 4 very well seeing witnesse here, including myself, What do you have to say to that?" Odie asked, he was looking like a frog standing infront of the podium that was in the air which Theresa was standing on.
"I say you should have you eyes checked" Theresa said
"What if my eyes were absolutly fine?" Odie pressed on
"I would say that your dilusional" Theresa said
"we have 3 other well seeing witnesses! Are you saying that none of us can see?!" Odie asked annoyed,
"yes, i am" Theresa said, Atlanta was near laughter.
"I CAN SEE JUST FINE!" Odie yelled "Guards! Control him! Jay please get yourself a new lawyer" Hephestous (aka judge) said "Alright, Archie" Jay said, Archie was out of the room in a flash "no way man! I hate law!" Archie said running "That's cause you break it to much!!!" Atlanta yelled after him. "Okay, Herry" Jay said, Herry got up, his sandwhich in hand.
"Theresa, i saw you with a pillow trying to hurt Jay, ultra big time bad!" Herry said
"Yes, and i have already said; your blind" Theresa said, Herry looked dumstrucked as he swallowed "well i have to go" Herry said "why?" Jay asked "to get my eyes checked! Duh" Herry said "that guys as dumb a a doornob" Atlanta whispered "shush" Theresa shushed her.
"um, okay, Neil" Jay said, Neil jumped up
"Alright miss your-all-blind-cause-i-didn't-do-anything i believe my eye sight is perfect like the rest of me! Now please tell me what happened last night" Neil said, he had a small bubble pipe in his mouth, he blew threw it, releasing bubbles, he also had a detective hat on and harry potter glasses.
"um, well, you were taking to long in the bathroom, so i screamed at you and you opened the door and i ran cause you had nothing on, then Jay came in and said i needed mental help, so i threw a pillow at him, he went on, so i chassed him, just hitting him slightly, next thing i knew he had me pinned ot the ground! Isn't that molesting?" Theresa asked
"my client says it was inself defence, you needed to be controlled" Neil said
"did not! he was the one fighting harder! i was just hitting him with a pillow!" Theresa said angrily
"No further questions you honor" Neil said and walked back over to Jay,
"Jay shall now come to the stand" Hephestous (aka judge) said slamming his mallot down like judges do.
"Jay Marrow, you have been charged with molestation, how do you react to these accusations?" Atlanta asked
"I think that's retarded" Jay said simply
"and the 4 willing to speak eye witnesses? Have they no matter in this?" Atlanta asked
"they weren't the one being killed with a pillow" Jay said defencively
"Yes, but pining her down as if you were about to sexually harrass her was out of the question" Atlanta said
"no, that's the proper method of pining your oponant" Jay said
"also the proper way of pining down someone in order to sexually harass her" Atlanta pointed out
"that's retarded" Jay said, Atlanta went on
"did Theresa not ask for you to let her go?" Atlanta sked
"more like screamed it" Jay said
"then why, if not to sexually abuse her, did you not let her go?" Atlanta asked
"i feared for my physical health" Jay said
"If you would have not been meaning to sexually harass her, you would have allowed her to go, so what do you say to this?" Atlanta asked
"i agree with Theresa, ya'll need to visite the eye doctor" Jay said,
"no further questions" Atlanta finished.
"The jury shall review, and comeup with the charges or releases" Hephestous said (aka judge).
"We better not have to do this everytime Atlanta and Archie fight, this is all giving me major stress lines!" Neil said looking inhis mirror. "Good jobnEil, how do youknow all this stuff?" Jayasked "duh! Law and order you nincompoop!" Neil said not looking away from his mirror. Theresa was congradulating Atlanta for her spectacular display of lawyernessity.
"The judges have come to an agreement, Jay shal..."
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findout in the next chapter of 'law and order (class of the titans version) that is when i say
TO BE CONTINUED...
later aligators!
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