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Uncle Julius
3 reviewsDelilah and Julius are top spies, right? They can do anything... But that was changed after a mission. A mission of watching children. Uh-Oh.
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Daddy, Where Do Babies Come From?
By Darks
Chapter 1: Uncle Julius
(A/N: Hey everyone, how’s it going? Okay, let’s get to the point. So, I was reading my old Delilah and Julius fanfictions. The whole time I was smiling, thinking how fun it was. Then frowned when I saw quite a few I didn’t finish. For that, I am deeply sorry, it just means I lost motavation. I got my most motavation when I wrote my humour stories. So I thought, hell, why not? So, I’m aiming in the dark, trying something new, so if it sucks, I’m sorry if I hit you hard in the head. LOL.)
“I wasn’t trained to be a nanny, Delilah, I was trained to be a spy.”
I sighed. “Julius, I lost track how many times you said that.”
“This is almost as bad as when Nosey got his head stuck in the toilet!” Complained Julius.
“Tell that to Al, not me. I’m not sure who I’m babysitting, you, or the baby and the five-year-old!” I cried out.
A ‘Nanny Job’ is what Julius called this ‘mission’. Me? I guess it’s just a precaution. The baby boy, Kyle, and the five-year-old girl, Maggie, where a famous scientist’s children. Their father was named Professor Fawn. Their single-father has been getting death threats by mail. He was working on a secret experiment, that Al and Scarlett wouldn’t even tell us what it was. Professor Fawn was blackmailed, that if he didn’t give this myerstious villian his ‘secret experiement’, he would kill what he most valued- his own children.
I did agree with Julius on one thing- this mission wasn’t fair. Ursula and Emmet got to be Professor Fawn’s ‘bodygaurds’. What do Julius and myself get? The easier job.
This was hard for Julius and me to chew. Julius and myself are use to getting the life-threating missions, the ones that give you a rush. Ursula and Emmet getting the easier job. When Julius complained about this, Al took a whole fork-full of noodles into his mouth, and said,
“Come on, Kiddios. Delilah and you always get the harder jobs. Ursula and Emmet are getting jealous of you guys. Let them have some spotlight.”
I hate to admit it, but I was jealous. I mean, Julius is right- we aren’t nannies. Scarlett kept on saying,
“Come on, Children. Those children need protection, too. What is this mysterious fella goes after the children, you dig?”
I checked my watch. Professor Fawn should be home any moment now. Now, let’s see if I got everything done...
Dishes clean? Check.
Toys put away? Check.
Kyle in bed? Check.
Maggie in bed? Chec...Hey, wait a second...
“Julius, where is Maggie?” I asked him.
Julius shrugged. “I don’t know. I thought you had her.”
“Julius! I told you to look after Maggie while I put Kyle to bed!” I cried out.
Julius gave his famous nearvous laughter. I grunted.
“Julius, why do I always have to do the work?
I heard Professor Fawn come in. Julius and me gasped. We had to find the kid.
I saw Julius putting mouse traps around the house with cheese on them.
“Julius, what are you doing?” I questioned.
Julius, not evening bothering to look up, said, “I saw this on the Nature Channel before. The kid will come and grab the cheese. Then we will have her back again.”
“JULIUS! That mice, you idiot!” I cried out.
Julius laughed. “Delilah, I’m kidding, I’m kidding!”
By his laugh, I knew he was. I mean, who could be that stupid?
“How can you joke at the time like this?” I asked him.
“Don’t worry. We will find the kid.” Julius said. “I’ll distract- you find the kid.”
“Why me?” I said, pointing to myself in a squeeky voice.
“Because remember? You’re the, ‘Mature One’, Julius said, making his fingers into quatation marks, “you’re better with kids then me.”
Professor Fawn, a small, pale man with dark brown hair entered. He took off his leather coat, and approched Julius and myself. Besides the Professor, was Ursula and Emmet.
“How was it?” Asked the professor.
“Piece of cake,” lied Julius.
“Good,” said Professor Fawn, looking pleased as he looked around, “you tidied the house for me! Thanks a lot.”
“No problem,” I said, giving a nearvous smile. “How was work?”
“I was fine with Ursula and Emmet,” Professor Fawn said with a pleasent smile, then he frowned- “but so far the blackmailer hasn’t contacted me.”
A akward silence, then Professor Fawn spoke again in a happier tune, “I better go wake up Maggie. If I don’t, she will wake up mad at me that I didn’t wake her up to say good night.”
He giggle at how silly his daughter could be.
Julius and me, remembering we didn’t know where Maggie was, both cried out the same time, “no!”
Professor Fawn, Ursula and Emmet raised an eyebrow.
Ursula spoke, “what’s your problem, De and J? I mean, are you hiding something? How hard to look after two kids is it?”
She was pushing my temper. Julius put his hands on my shoulders, trying to calm me down to not attack Ursula.
“Let’s go get Maggie for him, Delilah,” he said, putting on a false smile while pushing me to Maggie’s room, “Don’t worry, Professor, Delilah and me will get Maggie for you.”
“Yeah,” I added, also putting on a false smile.
Julius pushed me into Maggie’s room.
“Okay, Ursula and Emmet will hopefully keep him busy. Where is that kid?!” Cried out Julius, “we have to find her, or it’s our jobs!”
“This wouldn’t have happened if you listened to me!” I told him harshly.
“Delilah, you should be a mother. You would be so good at it, especailly the nagging part,” smiked Julius before whispering adding, “and a hot soccer mom.”
“What was that, Julius?” Thinking I miss heard him.
“Nothing,” he said, giving another false smile.
“Okay- JULIUS! There’s Maggie!”
I pointed out of the window. Unfortunately, a teddy bear was in front of it. Julius went up to the squishy, soft teddy bear, and picked it up.
Julius tapped the bear. “Are you in there, Maggie?”
I was about to say something, when Julius bursted out laughing. “How dumb do you think I am? I’m joking.”
“You are willing to joke when Maggie’s outside on the roof?! Are you heartless?!”
“No. Just bad experiances.”
“You get the kid,” I told Julius.
“Why me?”
“Be a gentlemen.” I said, smirking.
“Be a gentlemen,” mocked Julius.
I pushed him towards the window. Soon enough, Julius also seen Maggie outside the window, ontop of the roof. We were lucky she didn’t fall off. Julius grabbed the stuff teddy behind him, and showed it to the small brunette girl before him, and shook it.
Nearvously and carefully, Julius crawled towards the girl. “Maggie, come to Uncle Julius...”
Maggie laughed. “You can’t catch me!”
“Maggie...” Said Julius in a warning tone.
Maggie, deciding to test Julius’ patience, went to the end of the roof.
She smirked, as she got closer and closer to the edge. So did Julius. “Maggie, don’t do this...Let’s go see Auntie Delilah inside, okay? Daddy’s home...”
Maggie took another step- then slipped. She screamed as she was about to hit the ground. I closed my eyes with my hands. I couldn’t watch. But I heard Maggie gasp, and Julius sigh with relief. I removed my hands to see Julius holding the poor little girl by her feet...
Meanwhile, downstairs:
Ursula screamed in surprise when she saw Maggie from the window. But she wasn’t falling- she was just hanging there. But what or who was holder her?
She put two and two together. She knew De and J were hiding something.
“Ursula, what’s the matter?” Asked Emmet in concern.
Emmet gasped in surprise when he also saw Maggie hanging.
Lucky for the spies. Professor Fawn had his back towards where Maggie was hanging upside down.
He also must have been almost deaf not to hear Julius saying, “Don’t fall, don’t fall, don’t fall!”
“I got to go use the washroom,” cried out Ursula, thinking of an exuse.
Then Ursula whispered to Emmet, “I’ll help Delilah and Julius- you distract him.”
Hey, no, Ursula doesn’t have a nice side. But if Al and Scarlett knew that Ursula did nothing to help, it would cost her her job. So she ran out the door.
“Doesn’t she know the bathroom’s INSIDE?” Asked the Professor suspiciously.
“Erm, she’s old fashioned,” Emmet lied, smiling nearvously, “she’s use to outhouses.”
Thank the Lord that Ursula got out when she did. Julius’ grip got sweaty. He dropped the kid. Luckily, Ursula caught her. “You don’t tell Daddy, and I will buy you a chocolate bar, okay?”
I couldn’t help but laugh, seeing this from the roof. I got off on the roof when I noticed Julius having troubles, but I was too late. I mean, who knew Ursula was good at bribing children? Adults, maybe. But I must admit, that was smart and witty of her to think of that.
“Okay!” Maggie said happily.
BACK AT THE ACADEMY, AL’S OFFICE:
Al showed Julius and me the tape again.
“You don’t tell Daddy, and I will buy you a chocolate bar, okay?” Ursula said in in the video tape.
“Okay!” Said Maggie.
Al turned it off, burried his face in his hands. “You guys are the best agents. The reason why we bugged you with a camera was to check on any hints if the blackmailer came to get the kids, Man. The best agents, yet you can’t look after two kids, kiddos!”
“It was Julius’ fault!” I blurted.
“What?” Julius said, “I am good with kids.”
“That’s why you were making jokes when the kid was on the roof, kitten?” Scarlett asked, trying to hide a smirk. “And let me tell you, watching you change Kyle’s diper, Julius, wasn’t much better.”
I noticed Julius almost vomit in his mouth. I couldn’t help but giggle.
“Good thing that Scarlett got something to help you with kids, Kiddo’s,” said Al, rolling to face us in his big office chair, “Scarlett, if you please...”
“Sure, Big Al,” Scarlett said.
She went to Al’s closet, and pulled something out. What she pulled us out surprise us.
It was a robot baby.
Uh-Oh. I knew what was coming...
TO BE CONTNUED...
XxDarkness’ KidxX
By Darks
Chapter 1: Uncle Julius
(A/N: Hey everyone, how’s it going? Okay, let’s get to the point. So, I was reading my old Delilah and Julius fanfictions. The whole time I was smiling, thinking how fun it was. Then frowned when I saw quite a few I didn’t finish. For that, I am deeply sorry, it just means I lost motavation. I got my most motavation when I wrote my humour stories. So I thought, hell, why not? So, I’m aiming in the dark, trying something new, so if it sucks, I’m sorry if I hit you hard in the head. LOL.)
“I wasn’t trained to be a nanny, Delilah, I was trained to be a spy.”
I sighed. “Julius, I lost track how many times you said that.”
“This is almost as bad as when Nosey got his head stuck in the toilet!” Complained Julius.
“Tell that to Al, not me. I’m not sure who I’m babysitting, you, or the baby and the five-year-old!” I cried out.
A ‘Nanny Job’ is what Julius called this ‘mission’. Me? I guess it’s just a precaution. The baby boy, Kyle, and the five-year-old girl, Maggie, where a famous scientist’s children. Their father was named Professor Fawn. Their single-father has been getting death threats by mail. He was working on a secret experiment, that Al and Scarlett wouldn’t even tell us what it was. Professor Fawn was blackmailed, that if he didn’t give this myerstious villian his ‘secret experiement’, he would kill what he most valued- his own children.
I did agree with Julius on one thing- this mission wasn’t fair. Ursula and Emmet got to be Professor Fawn’s ‘bodygaurds’. What do Julius and myself get? The easier job.
This was hard for Julius and me to chew. Julius and myself are use to getting the life-threating missions, the ones that give you a rush. Ursula and Emmet getting the easier job. When Julius complained about this, Al took a whole fork-full of noodles into his mouth, and said,
“Come on, Kiddios. Delilah and you always get the harder jobs. Ursula and Emmet are getting jealous of you guys. Let them have some spotlight.”
I hate to admit it, but I was jealous. I mean, Julius is right- we aren’t nannies. Scarlett kept on saying,
“Come on, Children. Those children need protection, too. What is this mysterious fella goes after the children, you dig?”
I checked my watch. Professor Fawn should be home any moment now. Now, let’s see if I got everything done...
Dishes clean? Check.
Toys put away? Check.
Kyle in bed? Check.
Maggie in bed? Chec...Hey, wait a second...
“Julius, where is Maggie?” I asked him.
Julius shrugged. “I don’t know. I thought you had her.”
“Julius! I told you to look after Maggie while I put Kyle to bed!” I cried out.
Julius gave his famous nearvous laughter. I grunted.
“Julius, why do I always have to do the work?
I heard Professor Fawn come in. Julius and me gasped. We had to find the kid.
I saw Julius putting mouse traps around the house with cheese on them.
“Julius, what are you doing?” I questioned.
Julius, not evening bothering to look up, said, “I saw this on the Nature Channel before. The kid will come and grab the cheese. Then we will have her back again.”
“JULIUS! That mice, you idiot!” I cried out.
Julius laughed. “Delilah, I’m kidding, I’m kidding!”
By his laugh, I knew he was. I mean, who could be that stupid?
“How can you joke at the time like this?” I asked him.
“Don’t worry. We will find the kid.” Julius said. “I’ll distract- you find the kid.”
“Why me?” I said, pointing to myself in a squeeky voice.
“Because remember? You’re the, ‘Mature One’, Julius said, making his fingers into quatation marks, “you’re better with kids then me.”
Professor Fawn, a small, pale man with dark brown hair entered. He took off his leather coat, and approched Julius and myself. Besides the Professor, was Ursula and Emmet.
“How was it?” Asked the professor.
“Piece of cake,” lied Julius.
“Good,” said Professor Fawn, looking pleased as he looked around, “you tidied the house for me! Thanks a lot.”
“No problem,” I said, giving a nearvous smile. “How was work?”
“I was fine with Ursula and Emmet,” Professor Fawn said with a pleasent smile, then he frowned- “but so far the blackmailer hasn’t contacted me.”
A akward silence, then Professor Fawn spoke again in a happier tune, “I better go wake up Maggie. If I don’t, she will wake up mad at me that I didn’t wake her up to say good night.”
He giggle at how silly his daughter could be.
Julius and me, remembering we didn’t know where Maggie was, both cried out the same time, “no!”
Professor Fawn, Ursula and Emmet raised an eyebrow.
Ursula spoke, “what’s your problem, De and J? I mean, are you hiding something? How hard to look after two kids is it?”
She was pushing my temper. Julius put his hands on my shoulders, trying to calm me down to not attack Ursula.
“Let’s go get Maggie for him, Delilah,” he said, putting on a false smile while pushing me to Maggie’s room, “Don’t worry, Professor, Delilah and me will get Maggie for you.”
“Yeah,” I added, also putting on a false smile.
Julius pushed me into Maggie’s room.
“Okay, Ursula and Emmet will hopefully keep him busy. Where is that kid?!” Cried out Julius, “we have to find her, or it’s our jobs!”
“This wouldn’t have happened if you listened to me!” I told him harshly.
“Delilah, you should be a mother. You would be so good at it, especailly the nagging part,” smiked Julius before whispering adding, “and a hot soccer mom.”
“What was that, Julius?” Thinking I miss heard him.
“Nothing,” he said, giving another false smile.
“Okay- JULIUS! There’s Maggie!”
I pointed out of the window. Unfortunately, a teddy bear was in front of it. Julius went up to the squishy, soft teddy bear, and picked it up.
Julius tapped the bear. “Are you in there, Maggie?”
I was about to say something, when Julius bursted out laughing. “How dumb do you think I am? I’m joking.”
“You are willing to joke when Maggie’s outside on the roof?! Are you heartless?!”
“No. Just bad experiances.”
“You get the kid,” I told Julius.
“Why me?”
“Be a gentlemen.” I said, smirking.
“Be a gentlemen,” mocked Julius.
I pushed him towards the window. Soon enough, Julius also seen Maggie outside the window, ontop of the roof. We were lucky she didn’t fall off. Julius grabbed the stuff teddy behind him, and showed it to the small brunette girl before him, and shook it.
Nearvously and carefully, Julius crawled towards the girl. “Maggie, come to Uncle Julius...”
Maggie laughed. “You can’t catch me!”
“Maggie...” Said Julius in a warning tone.
Maggie, deciding to test Julius’ patience, went to the end of the roof.
She smirked, as she got closer and closer to the edge. So did Julius. “Maggie, don’t do this...Let’s go see Auntie Delilah inside, okay? Daddy’s home...”
Maggie took another step- then slipped. She screamed as she was about to hit the ground. I closed my eyes with my hands. I couldn’t watch. But I heard Maggie gasp, and Julius sigh with relief. I removed my hands to see Julius holding the poor little girl by her feet...
Meanwhile, downstairs:
Ursula screamed in surprise when she saw Maggie from the window. But she wasn’t falling- she was just hanging there. But what or who was holder her?
She put two and two together. She knew De and J were hiding something.
“Ursula, what’s the matter?” Asked Emmet in concern.
Emmet gasped in surprise when he also saw Maggie hanging.
Lucky for the spies. Professor Fawn had his back towards where Maggie was hanging upside down.
He also must have been almost deaf not to hear Julius saying, “Don’t fall, don’t fall, don’t fall!”
“I got to go use the washroom,” cried out Ursula, thinking of an exuse.
Then Ursula whispered to Emmet, “I’ll help Delilah and Julius- you distract him.”
Hey, no, Ursula doesn’t have a nice side. But if Al and Scarlett knew that Ursula did nothing to help, it would cost her her job. So she ran out the door.
“Doesn’t she know the bathroom’s INSIDE?” Asked the Professor suspiciously.
“Erm, she’s old fashioned,” Emmet lied, smiling nearvously, “she’s use to outhouses.”
Thank the Lord that Ursula got out when she did. Julius’ grip got sweaty. He dropped the kid. Luckily, Ursula caught her. “You don’t tell Daddy, and I will buy you a chocolate bar, okay?”
I couldn’t help but laugh, seeing this from the roof. I got off on the roof when I noticed Julius having troubles, but I was too late. I mean, who knew Ursula was good at bribing children? Adults, maybe. But I must admit, that was smart and witty of her to think of that.
“Okay!” Maggie said happily.
BACK AT THE ACADEMY, AL’S OFFICE:
Al showed Julius and me the tape again.
“You don’t tell Daddy, and I will buy you a chocolate bar, okay?” Ursula said in in the video tape.
“Okay!” Said Maggie.
Al turned it off, burried his face in his hands. “You guys are the best agents. The reason why we bugged you with a camera was to check on any hints if the blackmailer came to get the kids, Man. The best agents, yet you can’t look after two kids, kiddos!”
“It was Julius’ fault!” I blurted.
“What?” Julius said, “I am good with kids.”
“That’s why you were making jokes when the kid was on the roof, kitten?” Scarlett asked, trying to hide a smirk. “And let me tell you, watching you change Kyle’s diper, Julius, wasn’t much better.”
I noticed Julius almost vomit in his mouth. I couldn’t help but giggle.
“Good thing that Scarlett got something to help you with kids, Kiddo’s,” said Al, rolling to face us in his big office chair, “Scarlett, if you please...”
“Sure, Big Al,” Scarlett said.
She went to Al’s closet, and pulled something out. What she pulled us out surprise us.
It was a robot baby.
Uh-Oh. I knew what was coming...
TO BE CONTNUED...
XxDarkness’ KidxX
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