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Ginny and Veggie Tales!

by xcolorguardiex 0 reviews

The wedding day of Chloe and ferdinand. Yes, we are all sad, but we knew it was going to happen.

Category: Eragon - Rating: G - Genres: Humor,Parody - Characters: Arya - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2007-11-13 - Updated: 2007-11-14 - 273 words

NN: The gang is now in Ellesmera, where Arya and Hp are having their wedding--

Fangirl (weeping): NOOO!!! Fist Legolas' hair, now this!!! AHHH!!!

NN: As I was saying, they are having their wedding (you can hear fangirls weeping at this) and everyone except Roran, who, I am happy to say, made it out of the
area they left him ok, and is now in Farthen Dur, with his Dwarf wife, which is a story for later. As I was saying, everyone except Nasuada, Roran, and Murtagh
are there.

Hp: I do.

Random person in crowd: I object!!

HP: Monica? I mean, huh? Who are you?

Arya(defensively): Who’s Monica?

HP(thinking on feet): Uh, childhood friend! Continue!

Monica: Ha! I am not a childhood friend!! I am your beloved Ginny!

HP: Ginny?

Arya (confused): Who's Ginny? Isn't she Ron's little sister that you dated in the end of book 6?

HP: Ummm Yeah.

Arya: Oh ok.

Harry: Why are you objecting?

Ginny: I don't know...

Pastor that's Marring Arya and Harry: Can we continue? Ok Now for the vows...

Catie and Katrina: WE OBJECT!

Pastor: Why?

Catie: Cause its fun.

Katrina: Yeah. Plus, HP wasn't written in by Catie, right?

Catie: Right. Legally, you can’t get married if I didn’t write you in.

Hp: Ummm ok. -poofs away-

Arya(yelling): Ferdinand! Oh well.

Eragon: Now what?

Catie: We listen to Veggie Tales!! Cause it’s his cheese burger! His yummy cheeseburger!!

NN: The gang starts singing, and they don’t stop until they have sung every veggie tale song, from His cheeseburger to The Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything.
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