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(Scene 4)

The wedding has started and everyone is seated, the music plays as Lauren walks down Aisle. Flic, Bryony, Amy and Sarah stand up and sing)

Doom
Doom
Doom for the rest of your life!
Doom
Doom
Doom if you become his wife
Doom
Doom
(Flic harmonizing) Dooooooom

Lauren: (gets up to alter where Chad is standing)
Chad: MWAHAHAHA! I mean, hi you look beautiful!
Lauren: (surprised he is being nice) really?
Chad: Meh
Lauren: (angry, under breath) bastard…
Minister: We are gathered here today…etc. etc.

(In seats)
Flic: (whispers to Amy) So why is she marrying the jerk again?
Amy: Duh cos Mikey is locked in a dungeon duh.
Flic: And why have none of us gone to save him yet so he can come rescue her?
Amy: DAMMIT! (leans over to Bryony) Bryony, we forgot the save Mikey part.
Bryony: Bugger
Daisy: You always forget one tiny detail don’t you?
Bryony: I never said this was a good musical!
Joy: (joining in) Re-write it then!
Bryony: Cant be arsed, lets just go now, no one will notice.
Sarah: (also joining in) Yeah cos no one will spot the girl in a giant bumblebee costume…
Bryony: Just ditch Frances she wont notice anyway she is way too caught up in the moment
(All look over at Frances who wipes tear away from eye)
Daisy: Okay lets go!
(All get up, immediately fall over and cause huge noise, get up and try again)