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(Scene 6)

Back at wedding scene

Lauren: (Looking at watch) When are they going to burst in to save me I can only stall for so much longer (Carries on juggling act on a unicycle)
Chad: Lauren is this the time! Marry me dammit I don’t have all day! If you don’t do it right now I will have that Mickey Friend of yours killed
Lauren: (drops stuff) NOOO! AND ITS MIKEY!
Chad: Whatever, he will be dead I don’t need to know his name
Minister: As I was saying… if anyone present knows any just cause or impediment why these two may not be joined together in holy matrimony speak now or forever hold your peace!

Frances: (phone that Sarah gave her rings) Yello?
Sarah: What is going on
Frances: Minister just said speak now or forever hold your peace. It was so beautiful you should have seen it!
Sarah: Yeah.. That’s great… (Tells others)
Sarah: Just stall the damn wedding okay!
Frances: Whatever you say (hangs up)

Minister: Okay so…
Lauren: WAIT!
Chad: (taps foot) Oh good lord will you drop it already, you are really starting to get on my nerves
Frances: Lauren! I have been told to stall the wedding! How do you suppose we do that?
Lauren: I know I will sing!

Oh it is my wedding day
Tra la la la la la
Maybe someone will burst in
Perhaps a member of MCR?
Who know what could happen
I really don’t have a clue!
Well lets just wait and see
If my love comes who is true!
(Frances: LALALALALALALALALA)

Chad: You know I really don’t like this whole song business
Lauren: You are in a bloody musical!
Chad: just because you go to a musical doesn’t mean you have to like the singing!
Lauren: Then why bother going?
Chad: Laugh at all the ponces in tights?
Lauren: Yeah…
Frances: (sobbing) This is such a magical moment!
Minister: Do you Chad take Lauren to be your lawfully wedded wife?
Chad: Sure whatever…
Minister: Do you Lauren take Chad to be your lawfully wedded husband?
Lauren: umm… err… IF ANYONE CARES NOW WOULD BE A GREAT TIME TO BURST IN RIGHT NOW!
Minister: Lauren?
Lauren: (sadly) I d---