(#) twistyguru 2011-06-05foflmao!
Short, sweet, and to the point. This piece is nigh-perfect just as it is. I have to disagree with a previous reviewer who wanted an expansion of the lover's actions, as well as more ministry bashing--those would be nice (maybe as a one-shot, or 'prequel'), but don't belong in Harry's letter.
Nope, having written a few 'fornicate you very much' letters myself, I think that this one is just about exactly right.
Good on you, Harry!
- I'd say they were already fucked. And as Harry said " Sucks to be you! " I hope one of those that the new dark lord kilols is Skeeter. One less muck raker in Britain the better. I liked this as it shows how Harry SHOULD deal with the British wizarding world after killing Moldy. Just get the hell out and let them deal with their next dark lord on their own. If you read the books they ( the British wizarding public ) treated Harry like gold one day and the next like shit. So leaving them to get along without him is for the best.
(#) Staryfury0901 2017-06-19Well as Harry told them " SUCKS TO BE YOU " ! It's only to be expected really. The Wizengamot elects a weak minister so they can buy their way out of anything. When Harry won they new he was too powerful for them to control so threw him away. Now they need him to destroy the next Dark Lord and he's simply told them to do it yourself. And if they stopped being sheeple they wouldn't likely have a hard time of it. After all, they do out number the dark forces.
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