After the events of Clockwork Island, Sanji is somewhat the worse for wear, and Zoro finds out. Nakama-ship, rated for language and description of injuries.
A tale of sea-cooks, stubborn swordsmen, challenges and the sense of taste (Sanji, Zoro, but only a very faint flavor of yaoi, if any)
"What does that actually taste like, Sanji?" Luffy finds out the hard way.
Sanji hears a voice. He's probably crazy, right?
Sanji's back goes out during a fight.
Luffy must win Sanji back after a villain woos him away with a harem of beautiful ladies. Crossdressing, farce, a whole heap of other warnings. Please note warnings.