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A collection of one-shots that show how different situations could occur in the real world, rather than the clichéd world of fanfiction. Warning! Parody ahead.
Harry'd hoped to have some sort of an awesome animangus form, like a phoenix or a massive dragon. Even something more mundane would have been fine. But this? Seriously?
5FunnyHarry wanted a new trunk. And not just any trunk, but one with multiple compartments that he could use to train in over the summer. Too bad the need to breathe got in the way.
5FunnyThe plan was perfect. All he needed to do was runaway from his relatives house so that he could finally be free. And it would have worked too, if it hadn't been for one little detail: Voldemort.
5OriginalNo matter how you look at it, having a troll get into a school is never a good thing.
5InsightfulUsually giant squid could only survive in salt water, but the Hogwarts' squid was special. Yes, special.
3BoringHarry was determined to find books that were written in parsletongue. It didn't matter that they probably didn't exist, because he was Harry Potter, and he /would/ find them.
4Funny