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Love Potion #9
17 reviewsRon just won't give up on the love potion angle. He thinks he has finally found the right...mix. Weasley bashing ahead!
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Love Potion #9
(#) Aelfwine 2009-09-10
snort
That's the most utterly awful threesome I've ever heard of. Well done!
Personally, I don't hate Ginny, but the level of Umbridge-and-(mo)Ron bashing here is well worth it. And Draco's self-removal from the Pureblood gene puddle was a nice bonus.Love Potion #9
(#) cloneserpents 2009-09-12
I personally like Harry traveling toward the Bright Light at the end of the tunnel. Of course it turns out the Bright Light was Hermione's boobs. Perhaps that is what heaven is after all. It's just a place with breasts a plenty. Like a classy strip club without the meth addicts, crappy music, and burly bouncers.
The concept of playing nurse opens up so many wonderful innuendos – swelling, injections, tongue depressors, taking one's temperature rectally with a meat thermometer, full body checkups... wait, the second to last one went a litter too far. Sorry about that.
May Ron, Ginny, and Delores have many fat and physically deformed babies. I can imagine it now; Ron introduces his and Ginny's first born son to Harry. "This is Manny – it's short for /Manatee/. We named him that because he's got flippers for arms and legs."
Thanks for sharing,
Shawn (a.k.a. cloneserpents)Author's response
Naaaa.
Never to far..
Ok Hermione, turn your head and cough!Love Potion #9
(#) BelialDCLXVI 2010-08-06
Ron, Umbridge, and Ginny were funny. Nice idea; I enjoyed the Weasley bashing. If only you hadn't included the stomach-churning Harry/Hermione...Author's response
wait. what?
H/hr is stomach churning, but the ginger toad sammich is ok?
shiverLove Potion #9
(#) tricorvus 2010-12-05
I liked it. It was funny & strangely sexy. Keep up the good work as a writer.Love Potion #9
(#) dude35 2018-09-18
This was awesome! The thought of Umbridge going at it physically with anyone makes me want to bleach my brain, but the H/Hr part was incredibly funny and fun to read. I've always thought of either Hermione or Luna as Harry's true love and I don't care what fans of Romione say... I just don't know what Rowling was thinking putting those two in a relationship together, let alone a relationship that resulted in marriage and multiple children.
Something about wish fulfillment is what I think she said about it, which I can only take to mean that she wished for Ron and Hermione to be together at the end of the series and was determined to fulfill that no matter where the rest of the story took those characters. Ron uses her, degrades her and tries to manipulate her throughout the entire series (see the book on "charming" witches as a good example of that), and not only does she let him (possibly out of fear of losing Harry from her life if she doesn't), but she marries and procreates with him despite that. She's either a masochist or so controlled by her hormones that it overrides the part of her brain that would be telling her that getting together with Ron long-term is a ridiculously bad idea considering they can't even avoid major fights as "friends".Love Potion #9
(#) Ravenna_Dark_Elf 2020-04-21
I want to laugh, vomit and die all at the same time. In a good way. Though I'm not really sure how that could be perceived as good... Anyways, this is fantastic! The incest bit is maddeningly sick but the image of The Wicked Toad going at it is much worse.
I was happy with the way HP ended, with Ron and Hermione and Harry and Ginny together, but now I have seen the light.
Hermione and Harry do belong together, but I don't hate him and Ginny as a couple. But Ron... Oh, Ron. He needs to find an equally unintelligent woman to partner up with. He and Hermione are not meant to be.
I'll stop my babbling and close off. Love this sick tale, and Malfoy's self-removal from the messy gene pool we call Purebloods is a lovely bonus.
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