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Chapter 14
“Well,” I sighed while carrying a huge bag of stuff. “I think we have everything,” I looked down at Tibby. I had bought him a backpack so he could carry stuff back to my house with us. It was cute, I must admit. I looked at her Purugly (whose name is now “Paule” [which is feminine by the way]).; she had some stuff wrapped around her tail. I looked at Maylene. “Hey, would you like to come over for some perry?” I asked.
“What is that?” She asked, looking at me.
“Fermented pear juice,” I replied.
“I have to go to college tomorrow though,” she sighed. “But I’ll stay for a little while!” She grinned cutely.
“Alright, that’s fine with us!” Marie nodded.
“Thanks guys, you’re my best friends!” She nodded. I felt… loved once again.
“Thank you…!” We both said in unison. What was this feeling…? It felt fuzzy on the inside…
“You’re our best friend,” I smiled.
She blushed slightly. “T-thank you!” She grinned. I could tell she was feeling the same thing as me. Even with my hands full I was somehow able to get the keys out of my pocket… and somehow unlocked the door with only three fingers. We all walked in and nearly collapsed… Somehow we did all make it to the kitchen. Poor Tibby and Paule were exhausted.
“I almost broke my tail…!” Paule complained.
“I almost broke my arms and back!” Tibby complained.
“Oh guys, hush, you’re fine,” I replied.
“I-I think I understood them,” Marie blinked.
“I already can understand Pokemon, especially Lucario,” Maylene spoke up.
“I think if one lives with them for awhile, one can understand them,” I nodded.
“True,” the two said in unison.
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A/N: I’m going to fast-forward a little; because there’s a REALLY funny chapter in Lucian… your head will blast off into space… (it’s an American Dad! Reference... XD
And BTW, they got married on December 15, 2008. And I believe it’s supposed to be at least March 23, 2009… (Whoops, I forgot, Stan is now 23 :D! Yay!)
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“I’m bored…,” I yawned while reading a magazine.
“Aye, so am I…,” Marie looked at me.
“Do you still have that tracking device?” It was the only thing I could think of right the top of my head.
“I believe I do somewhere…”
“Is that tracking device still in Lucian? I’d love to visit him. We haven’t seen him since he broke his arm because of Cyrus…” (A/N: If you’re wondering what happened; Cyrus somehow combined Marie’s drug and produced a strange hybrid of many different Pokemon and injected it into him. Lucian taunts him and he bites down on Lucian’s arm so hard that his arm broke; and also, Lucian was “kidnapped” by Cyrus while making love with Cynthia.).
“I shall look for it,” she said. “Hang tight,” she walked off. I nodded. She finally came back about fifteen minutes later. She brought it over and showed me something… her eyes were as wide as saucers.
“Why the hell is Lucian at Galactic base? He is also walking, too…”
“I see...,” I looked at the device, too. Something fishy is going on…
“Should we go check it out?” She looked at me.
“Yes. That would be a great idea.”
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A week later… (They’re busy practicing for the Ping-Pong competition.)…
We finally had the courage to walk up to the building I most hated… We both gulped and walked in. There was Cynthia as soon as we turned the corner.
“Hic… ooh this mead and LSD go together…,” Lucian hiccoughed.
“Yeah… it’s so pretty…,” Cynthia mumbled. “Colours….” The two finally spotted us.
“Umm… who are you…?” He said. “Oooh rainbow ponies and yellow-skinned Marie and Stan…,” it took him a while to realise it was us. “Stan…? Marie…?”
“Yes, Lucian,” I replied sternly.
“What the fuck,” Marie nearly blurted. “Are you doing, Lucian?”
“What?” He collapsed and then Cynthia did, too.
“Lucian, wake up!” I tried to shake him but he was out cold. The two were out for about three hours… We just decided to look around instead maybe. We snuck back into the room and he finally woke up.
“What?!” He snapped. “Oh sorry… hi Stan, hi Marie.”
“What the hell are you doing here?” I looked at him sternly. He was probably too damn high to notice what I was saying. I looked over at Cyrus, whom was somehow balancing on his head. I mentally chuckled but was still a little upset.
“Umm, excuse me, gotta take a piss...,” he ejaculated and walked off to the bathroom.
“I will go talk to him…,” I huffed and followed him. For some odd reason, I had remembered where it was. I entered with the biggest scowl on my face (I could see it in the mirror).
“Dammit, do you mind?” He huffed and groaned. His eyes widened and he let out a small “Ow…” I looked down to see that his Luvdisc had somehow frozen his own urine mid-stream. I stared at him in amusement, slightly snickering. He glared and growled at me – he obviously thought it wasn’t funny.
I snickered even more. “Wow Lucian, seems you’re in a pickle!” I snickered even more.
“Dammit, shut up... you are NOT being funny...”
“But-”
He interrupted me with a retort. “This is not funny...”
“Oh… OK,” I turned around. Damn… I can’t even manage to be funny without someone else getting angry.
“Could you help me…?” He started to scream. “IT REALLY HURTS!!!” Marie and Cynthia rushed in… The two snickered along with me. “Shit shit shit shit,” he said like a million times. He then started to laugh at this. We stopped snickering and realised that the situation was worse than we thought.
“My member is about to fall off you know,” he growled but it was directed towards the Luvdisc.
“Cool! Anatomy, anatomy!” The Luvdisc said in sing-song. She froze even more of him. He almost tipped over.
“SHIT!!!” He growled again. “I really have to pee again...” We had been standing there for what felt like two hours... though it was only like a few minutes. He started to laugh like a maniac. He was still high, because obviously I have not excreted all of the acid. He took out a bottle of acid and ripped open the lid and swallowed to more of them. He was definitely high now. “...Red walls and green tiles... oh... what could possibly be wrong with my member? Ohhhh... it is frozen...” At this point, he collapsed - cracking the urine icicle.
“Lucian...,” Cynthia shook him. She was still giggling.
“Ehh...,” he woke up in a puddle of drool and urine, and a little bit of blood from my forehead. He slowly got up. “What happened? Where am I?” He then noticed my pants were still down and pulled them back up. I mentally laughed at this.
“Your urine was frozen mid-stream, we all laughed, you swallowed some more acid pills and you fainted,” Cynthia giggled some more. “And you smell odd.”
“I suppose I could take a shower... Cynthia, would you like to join me?” He then looked at us. “You two can wait... I have some important business to attend.” he directed that towards Cynthia. I walked out of the bathroom as nothing happened. The others followed.
“You two make yourselves at home,” he looked at us.
“Thank you!” We said in unison.
“No problem!” He said and the two walked off.
“What should we do?” I asked Marie while walking to the kitchen.
“Maybe we can battle again… we haven’t done that in so long!” She replied. We sat down.
“Maybe so… but I’m a bit sleepy from practising for the Ping-Pong competition…”
“I know… so am…,” she closed her eyes. I thought that was a good idea. We both woke up an hour later to see that Cynthia and Lucian still weren’t back. I was a bit frustrated. They finally came back!
“There you two are!” I tapped his foot, pointing at the clock.
“You two okay?” Marie asked.
“How long were we in there?” He asked, stupefied.
“An hour,” I replied.
“Ohhh,” the two said in unison and looked at each other. He had the weirdest smirk on his face. He kissed her smack-dab on the lips. Real smooth… He looked as funny because the two of us were still a little bit ticked off at him.
“Hmph,” we both said in unison while waiting for them to explain why they were there…
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A/N: Just wait until a little while longer... it'll get interesting... :D
“Well,” I sighed while carrying a huge bag of stuff. “I think we have everything,” I looked down at Tibby. I had bought him a backpack so he could carry stuff back to my house with us. It was cute, I must admit. I looked at her Purugly (whose name is now “Paule” [which is feminine by the way]).; she had some stuff wrapped around her tail. I looked at Maylene. “Hey, would you like to come over for some perry?” I asked.
“What is that?” She asked, looking at me.
“Fermented pear juice,” I replied.
“I have to go to college tomorrow though,” she sighed. “But I’ll stay for a little while!” She grinned cutely.
“Alright, that’s fine with us!” Marie nodded.
“Thanks guys, you’re my best friends!” She nodded. I felt… loved once again.
“Thank you…!” We both said in unison. What was this feeling…? It felt fuzzy on the inside…
“You’re our best friend,” I smiled.
She blushed slightly. “T-thank you!” She grinned. I could tell she was feeling the same thing as me. Even with my hands full I was somehow able to get the keys out of my pocket… and somehow unlocked the door with only three fingers. We all walked in and nearly collapsed… Somehow we did all make it to the kitchen. Poor Tibby and Paule were exhausted.
“I almost broke my tail…!” Paule complained.
“I almost broke my arms and back!” Tibby complained.
“Oh guys, hush, you’re fine,” I replied.
“I-I think I understood them,” Marie blinked.
“I already can understand Pokemon, especially Lucario,” Maylene spoke up.
“I think if one lives with them for awhile, one can understand them,” I nodded.
“True,” the two said in unison.
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A/N: I’m going to fast-forward a little; because there’s a REALLY funny chapter in Lucian… your head will blast off into space… (it’s an American Dad! Reference... XD
And BTW, they got married on December 15, 2008. And I believe it’s supposed to be at least March 23, 2009… (Whoops, I forgot, Stan is now 23 :D! Yay!)
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“I’m bored…,” I yawned while reading a magazine.
“Aye, so am I…,” Marie looked at me.
“Do you still have that tracking device?” It was the only thing I could think of right the top of my head.
“I believe I do somewhere…”
“Is that tracking device still in Lucian? I’d love to visit him. We haven’t seen him since he broke his arm because of Cyrus…” (A/N: If you’re wondering what happened; Cyrus somehow combined Marie’s drug and produced a strange hybrid of many different Pokemon and injected it into him. Lucian taunts him and he bites down on Lucian’s arm so hard that his arm broke; and also, Lucian was “kidnapped” by Cyrus while making love with Cynthia.).
“I shall look for it,” she said. “Hang tight,” she walked off. I nodded. She finally came back about fifteen minutes later. She brought it over and showed me something… her eyes were as wide as saucers.
“Why the hell is Lucian at Galactic base? He is also walking, too…”
“I see...,” I looked at the device, too. Something fishy is going on…
“Should we go check it out?” She looked at me.
“Yes. That would be a great idea.”
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A week later… (They’re busy practicing for the Ping-Pong competition.)…
We finally had the courage to walk up to the building I most hated… We both gulped and walked in. There was Cynthia as soon as we turned the corner.
“Hic… ooh this mead and LSD go together…,” Lucian hiccoughed.
“Yeah… it’s so pretty…,” Cynthia mumbled. “Colours….” The two finally spotted us.
“Umm… who are you…?” He said. “Oooh rainbow ponies and yellow-skinned Marie and Stan…,” it took him a while to realise it was us. “Stan…? Marie…?”
“Yes, Lucian,” I replied sternly.
“What the fuck,” Marie nearly blurted. “Are you doing, Lucian?”
“What?” He collapsed and then Cynthia did, too.
“Lucian, wake up!” I tried to shake him but he was out cold. The two were out for about three hours… We just decided to look around instead maybe. We snuck back into the room and he finally woke up.
“What?!” He snapped. “Oh sorry… hi Stan, hi Marie.”
“What the hell are you doing here?” I looked at him sternly. He was probably too damn high to notice what I was saying. I looked over at Cyrus, whom was somehow balancing on his head. I mentally chuckled but was still a little upset.
“Umm, excuse me, gotta take a piss...,” he ejaculated and walked off to the bathroom.
“I will go talk to him…,” I huffed and followed him. For some odd reason, I had remembered where it was. I entered with the biggest scowl on my face (I could see it in the mirror).
“Dammit, do you mind?” He huffed and groaned. His eyes widened and he let out a small “Ow…” I looked down to see that his Luvdisc had somehow frozen his own urine mid-stream. I stared at him in amusement, slightly snickering. He glared and growled at me – he obviously thought it wasn’t funny.
I snickered even more. “Wow Lucian, seems you’re in a pickle!” I snickered even more.
“Dammit, shut up... you are NOT being funny...”
“But-”
He interrupted me with a retort. “This is not funny...”
“Oh… OK,” I turned around. Damn… I can’t even manage to be funny without someone else getting angry.
“Could you help me…?” He started to scream. “IT REALLY HURTS!!!” Marie and Cynthia rushed in… The two snickered along with me. “Shit shit shit shit,” he said like a million times. He then started to laugh at this. We stopped snickering and realised that the situation was worse than we thought.
“My member is about to fall off you know,” he growled but it was directed towards the Luvdisc.
“Cool! Anatomy, anatomy!” The Luvdisc said in sing-song. She froze even more of him. He almost tipped over.
“SHIT!!!” He growled again. “I really have to pee again...” We had been standing there for what felt like two hours... though it was only like a few minutes. He started to laugh like a maniac. He was still high, because obviously I have not excreted all of the acid. He took out a bottle of acid and ripped open the lid and swallowed to more of them. He was definitely high now. “...Red walls and green tiles... oh... what could possibly be wrong with my member? Ohhhh... it is frozen...” At this point, he collapsed - cracking the urine icicle.
“Lucian...,” Cynthia shook him. She was still giggling.
“Ehh...,” he woke up in a puddle of drool and urine, and a little bit of blood from my forehead. He slowly got up. “What happened? Where am I?” He then noticed my pants were still down and pulled them back up. I mentally laughed at this.
“Your urine was frozen mid-stream, we all laughed, you swallowed some more acid pills and you fainted,” Cynthia giggled some more. “And you smell odd.”
“I suppose I could take a shower... Cynthia, would you like to join me?” He then looked at us. “You two can wait... I have some important business to attend.” he directed that towards Cynthia. I walked out of the bathroom as nothing happened. The others followed.
“You two make yourselves at home,” he looked at us.
“Thank you!” We said in unison.
“No problem!” He said and the two walked off.
“What should we do?” I asked Marie while walking to the kitchen.
“Maybe we can battle again… we haven’t done that in so long!” She replied. We sat down.
“Maybe so… but I’m a bit sleepy from practising for the Ping-Pong competition…”
“I know… so am…,” she closed her eyes. I thought that was a good idea. We both woke up an hour later to see that Cynthia and Lucian still weren’t back. I was a bit frustrated. They finally came back!
“There you two are!” I tapped his foot, pointing at the clock.
“You two okay?” Marie asked.
“How long were we in there?” He asked, stupefied.
“An hour,” I replied.
“Ohhh,” the two said in unison and looked at each other. He had the weirdest smirk on his face. He kissed her smack-dab on the lips. Real smooth… He looked as funny because the two of us were still a little bit ticked off at him.
“Hmph,” we both said in unison while waiting for them to explain why they were there…
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A/N: Just wait until a little while longer... it'll get interesting... :D
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