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Chapter 42

“Émile… why are you grinning?” Cassidy looked at me.

“Mainly because I feel great,” I stretched but a million different joints popped. “Ow…!” I groaned.

“Are you all right?” She asked and rubbed my back with her hands.

“Y-yeah…,” I purred. I got up and put on some clothes. Someone knocked on the door. “Quick, hide in the bathroom, you’re naked!” She nodded and quickly walked to the bathroom. I looked through that little peephole on the door and saw that it was Stan with our clothes (he took them to the local self-service laundry for us). I unlocked the deadbolt and opened the door. “Hi, Stan,” I grinned sheepishly. “Sorry, didn’t have enough time to put pants on by the time you came to the door.”

“Hi, Dad, it’s OK, I understand,” he grinned and handed us our clothes.

“Thank you so much, how can I repay you?”

“There’s no need to!” He nodded and smiled. “However, I did stop by to see Rico and he told me that the doctors had seen build-up of too much ear wax in his ears so they had to drain it. He’s in terrible pain right now; I suggest maybe we go see him before we liberate Havoc’s headquarters.”

“Actually, we should have gotten a warrant to search the place,” I walked up and picked up my cell phone. I quickly dialled the number for the Oriss International Police.

“This is Oriss International Police, how may I help you?”

“Hello, this is Émile; you may know me as Looker. Anyway, we need a search warrant for the old abandoned just outside of Starry Sky City. We also got permission from the IP of Sinnoh to investigate; however, I think it would be better if we got a warrant this time.”

“Is that all for you, sir?”

“I would like to have some bullet proof vests that we could use? I left mine back in my office in Veilstone.”

“Yes we do, is that all for you, sir?”

“No thank you, that’s it. Thank you so much,” I grinned.

“We’ll be there just as soon as we can.”

“It’s dangerous, you might need a shitload of guns,” I said seriously. “This is your last warning.”

“Right on, sir. Have a nice day.”

“Bye, thank you very much,” I hung up. I looked at patient Stan and grinned. “I assume you heard everything that we said?”

“Yeah, I’m glad. Where’s Mum, by the way?”

I thought I heard the shower turning on. “Taking a shower, apparently.”

“Oh! I never even heard it. I’ll leave you two alone. Bye.”

“Thank you so much Stan,” I hugged him tightly. “I appreciate it.”

“You’re welcome Dad, meet me in the lobby soon as you can. I may go swimming while waiting…,” he grinned and I opened the door. “Bye!” He waved.

“Bye,” I smiled and waved. I slowly shut the door and locked the deadbolt. Ipicked up our clothes and walked up to the bathroom and knocked. “Cassidy, is it locked? I have to go badly…”

“You can come in!” She called. I slowly opened the door and sat down on the toilet.

“Thank you,” I could see her shadow through the curtains.

“No problem… anyway… I see you’re on the toilet. I have a question, if it doesn’t offend you.”

“Shoot away,” I replied. She stepped out of the shower while wrapping a towel around her. I blushed slightly.

“Why do men take so long to sit on the toilet?”

I sniggered. “I certainly don’t!” I sneered. “I mean, I used to masturbate while sitting on the toilet but I certainly don’t anymore nor do I sit and read like some men do.”

“Ooh… all right,” she winked and took off her towel. My eyes widened while I drooled and she turned me on immediately. She purred and sidled over to me and sat down on my lap.

“Unless I have sex with you…” I’m not sure what happened next, except the fact that I did penetrate. “Oh… m-my God…,” I shuddered like crazy. “W-why are we h-having sex while I’m taking a crap?” I realised this was very awkward.

“Shh… just hush and thrust, all right?”

“R-right…,” I relaxed and did what she said. “I-I’m r-really enjoying this…,” I moaned. She kissed me deeply and rubbed my back. This caused me to orgasm like there’s no tomorrow. I kissed her deeply back while thrusting hard and it did the same to her. This was the best, most orgasmic, intimate, awkward, stimulating and sexiest sex I had ever had. I never would have known I would have sex while sitting on the toilet taking a crap. I didn’t want to her to fall off so I wrapped my arms around her. (I am stronger and taller than she is). We reached the climax and she slowly moved off me. It felt… I don’t know, I can never describe it. The closet word to what I felt would be ‘orgasmic’. She stood up and looked in the mirror while I just sat there and blinked. We were both breathing hard and our hearts were pounding. “Thank you for that,” I stood up and flushed the toilet. “That was great, I appreciate it,” I put on my pants.

“No problem hon… I just thought you looked hot sitting on that toilet.”

“We should try that again,” I smirked. She nodded and grinned. “Here are your clothes,” I handed them to her.

“Why thank you,” she grinned and slowly put them on.

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We walked down to the lobby to see that Stan wasn’t there. I guessed that he was swimming. “He must be swimming, then,” I smiled. We both walked out to see Stan, Marie, Roark and Maylene all playing Marco Polo.

“Marco!” Stan called.

“Polo,” I replied sarcastically. He opened his eyes and everyone looked at us.

“Dad! You made me cheat…,” he mumbled.

“Oh sorry. Anyway, we’re going to the hospital for a while. Since you said you had already been there, there are warrants there waiting for someone, Cassidy, you or me. Therefore, you can go ahead and go if you want or you can wait for us and go to the hospital. They need your help, Stan.”

“Right,” he nodded. “I’ll go ahead and go,” he swam to the steps and got out. He shivered slightly and grabbed a towel.

“Bye,” we all said to each other.

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Stan’s POV

“I’ll see you guys later all right?” I looked at them. “I’ll be back soon.” They all got out of the pool and hugged me. Marie kissed me deeply and I did the same to her. “Bye, have fun.”

“Bye, Stan,” they all grinned and said in unison.

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Following everyone’s including my scent; I was able to find the building. (I also followed the faint blood trail that Rico and the faint urine trail that Rico, Cassidy and Dad had left behind). There were police of every sort, including FBI, NCIS, and IP (International Police) there.

“Hello, how may I help you?” A woman asked. “We’ve just arrived, so we are checking out the place. Are you a police officer?”

“Yes ma’am,” I nodded. “My badge hasn’t been made yet but I work for my dad. You may know him as Looker.”

“Oh I know who he is,” she replied. “I’m Mitternacht; I work for the International Police as well.”

“D-did you say you were Mitternacht?” I blinked.

“Umm… yeah, why, is that a problem?”

“’ I had sex with my cousin, her nickname is Mitternacht… but her real name is Maykala. You promise not to tell anyone?’” I thought about what my dad had said to me. “Y-you’re my dad’s cousin!” I blinked. “He told me about you, but it’s personal. He wouldn’t want me to tell you.”

“I know what you mean Stan,” she nodded. “I guess you already know.”

“Yeah… I do,” I nodded. “I’m his son, by the way,” I held out my hand. “I’m Stan, nice to meet you.”

“Nice to meet you too, I’m Maykala but you can call me Mitternacht if you want,” she shook my hand.

“So… anything interesting happening lately?” I looked at her.

“Eh… not really, what about you?”

“I have an excellent sense of smell and I can see through walls, basically. I can show you where your food is.”

“Sorry, I haven’t eaten since midnight; I’m going into surgery tomorrow to remove a diverticulum removed from my large intestine tomorrow. Technically, I was supposed to be off but they had to call me because of the lack of police force this afternoon. My surgery was cancelled because of this.”

“It takes up to 75 hours for food to digest, depending on what it is.”

She blushed slightly. “Well, you’re right.”

“Heh, no need to blush; can I take a look?” I looked at her belly. She nodded and I pointed to her left side, just below the last rib. “I say your food is right there, getting very close to your large intestines.”

“All right then,” she looked at me. We looked over at the other police and they gave us the signal to go ahead and go in. I withdrew my gun from my holster and cocked it.

“Let’s go,” I grinned. She too had a gun and cocked hers. We both walked up to the door and entered slowly, both looking around. I could smell blood, death, urine and vomit all over. I was a bit sick to my stomach but I sucked it in. We came to our first room to see a dead body lying on the floor. “Clear!” I could smell that Dad, Rico and Cassidy had been in here. Two coroners and a police officer walked up. “This is my dad’s work, the Sinnosian IP told him to investigate here. From what Dad said, I think he was forced to shoot because this person was about to chop the head off an Ambipom.” I could somewhat pictured what had happened in my mind (like in all of the CSI shows).

“Hmm… I see,” the officer replied. “I understand that completely. Oriss is extremely strict about inhumane treatments of living things. If this person was still alive he would have faced about 20 years in jail.”

“Wow…,” I blinked. “Anyway, there is blood e-everywhere. I overheard my dad say that he wanted to bomb this place. I can see w-why,” I walked out while the officer and Mitternacht followed me. We came to another room. “Clear!” There was nothing there, so we all walked out. We came to a third room only to see another dead person lying on the ground. “My dad did this, too… from what he said, he had to shot the person because the person was slicing through a Growlithe… he had to put the creature down,” I pointed to the blood on the wall. “It’s Growlithe and human blood.”

“Hmm…,” the officer nodded. Two more coroners stepped in and examined the body. We walked out and to the last and largest room in the whole building. There was some many Pokémon I could never count them all, as well as some chickens. I had to hold my nose because of its sensitivity. There was the body of the person that nearly killed Rico.

“My mum did this…,” I blinked. “The person jabbed a sword clean through my dad’s partner, Rico. My mum shot him in the face. I saw the-the whole thing…,” I shuddered. “If-if Rico hadn’t pushed my dad out of the way, he would have been d-dead… and-and if we hadn’t made it-it R-Rico would have been d-dead…” I fell to my knees.

“S-Stan… are you OK?” She looked at me.

“I can’t even imagine my life without my dad…”

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Émile’s POV

I had heard everything Stan had said. I looked over to see my cousin Maykala of all people! I kneeled next to Stan and patted him on the back. “T-thank you,” was all I could muster. I stood up and looked at Mitternacht. “Mitternacht… r-remember me?”

“Émile…?” She blinked at me. I nodded. She walked up and hugged me tightly. “I missed you… I haven’t seen you in a long time.”

“I know… so how have you been?”

“Great thanks, what about you?”

“Awesome, thank you,” I nodded. Stan stood up and walked up to some of the cages. He barred his teeth and he was to slash the bars of the cages. I blinked. He was like Wolverine almost!

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Stan’s POV

“Whoa…!” I blinked. “Where did I get this power?” I looked at my fingernails, which I could retract. The only thing I could think of was those beers that turned me into a Purugly.

“I call upon Dialga to help us…,” Maykala had said. What in the world, did I just hear? I stopped slashing and turned around while looking at her. Out of nowhere, Dialga (presumably the one we messed with so long ago) appeared out of a bluish-black portal that was floating above us. My eyes widened as the huge beast just stood there, looking at her. She jumped up and sat on its head. “Dialga here will tell us what happened. I mean, it’s the only thing I can think of that will help us.” Dialga spotted and roared at me. I ducked and lied down on the ground.

“W-whoa! It must still hate me for what we did to it six years ago…,” I shivered. Dad walked up to me.

“I forgot to mention she can summon legendaries at will.”

“You should have told me that before!” I flinched as it roared at me again.

“Dialga… calm down…,” Mitternacht said calmly. It stopped roaring at me and calmed down. She looked at me. “W-what happened that could have caused it to have done this?”

“It-it’s embarrassing…,” I flushed a deep red. “You’ll probably hate me for the rest of my life…”

“W-why would I hate you?” She blinked.

“I was a former member of Team Galactic…,” I shuddered. She blinked and grinned.

“Stan, that’s not a reason to hate you,” she nodded. “Now… Dialga… tell us what happened here in this building…” The bar running down Dialga’s neck glowed blue as we went back in time. I could see Dad shoot at the person that was about to chop off that poor Ambipom’s head, I saw him shoot the other person that was repeatedly stabbing that Growlithe. I also saw him picking up the Growlithe and putting it down by shooting it in the back of the head.

“D-dad… you never said you put it down by shooting it in the back of the head…”

“S-sorry… it was the only thing I could think of at the time…” I nodded and understood. I relived the part that I had already seen: Rico being stabbed and nearly dying on the scene. I shuddered and closed my eyes. When I opened them, I saw that we were back in the present. I sighed and collapsed to my knees. I was still in utter shock from what had happened yesterday.

“Go home, Dialga,” she said. I looked up to see Dialga disappearing in the same portal it came out of before. I sighed and looked at Dad; he sat down next to me. “I’ll take care of the rest!” I looked up again and saw that she let out a huge Luxray. “Shix, Signal Beam on the cages please!” The Luxray (he, for obvious reasons) opened its mouth and fired a multi-coloured beam at all of the cages. They all broke and the Pokémon and chickens jumped out. A small Turtwig walked up to me.

“Thank you,” she brushed up against me. She had somehow found a poke ball and she tapped it. It clicked and I picked it up.

“Cool,” I grinned. A bunch of others came up to me: an Aipom, a Rhyhorn, Gallade, Gible, Chimchar, Piplup, Shinx, and a Glaceon walked up to me. “You… want me to catch all of you?” They all nodded and made their respected sounds. “B-but why?” I was confused. “Well, I supposed I did slash all of your cages open.” They all grunted and noticed I didn’t have enough poke balls. “Looks like I’m going to have to buy some more?”

“Well well, seems we have a cacophony here,” Dad said sarcastically. He walked up and rubbed the Rhyhorn’s head. I smiled and looked at him. “So, shall we go now?”

“Yeah,” I nodded. “Bye Mitternacht, see you some other time?” I smiled. She smiled back.

“Bye, Stan, nice meeting you and nice to see you Émile,” she grinned. We all shook hands with her.

“Nice seeing you again, too,” he grinned. We both walked out with the Pokémon following us. This was an interesting day.

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A/N: For the lemon… don’t ask how I got the idea. Cocks gun I would have to kill you if you found out. As for all the Pokémon, he may let Jasper borrow them for a while. I don’t know what to do really. For Dialga taking them back in time, I didn’t want it to be repetitive! Wouldn’t be so fun, would it? Cya later. P.S. can anyone tell me which forensic show uses a flashback (not a normal type of flashback, though), in which the characters just stand there and create their own scenes in their minds without actually going to the crime scene… I think it’s Cold Case but I could be wrong. Okay… that didn’t make much sense but eh! Forget it.

P.S.S. could sure use a review... :( I can't tell if anyone's reading this... :(