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Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor

by cloneserpents

A special book helps Harry tap into the power the Dark Lord knows not. Of course it's a book on sex magic and rituals... but Harry's not complaining. Spurned on by the ghost of a pervert founder,...

Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica, Humor - Characters: Godric Gryffindor, Harry, Hermione - Warnings: [!!!] [X] - Chapters: 34 - Published: 2006-04-29 - Updated: 2011-02-19 - 270436 words - Complete

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  • Harry gets a helping Hand

    by cloneserpents

    Harry receives a surprise visitor, who tells him about a magical object that can be used to hunt and destroy the Horcruxes. But first, Harry needs the help of his friends in order to accomplish thi...

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica, Humor - Characters: Godric Gryffindor, Harry, Hermione - Warnings: [!!!] [X] - Published: 2006-04-29 - Updated: 2006-04-29 - 4782 words - Complete

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  • Blackmail and Disgusting Visuals

    by cloneserpents

    Harry and Hermione try to make their way to Hogwarts.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica, Humor, Romance - Characters: Dumbledore, Fred, George, Harry, Hermione, Professor McGonagall - Warnings: [!!!] [X] - Published: 2006-05-11 - Updated: 2006-05-11 - 6113 words - Complete

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  • Budding Skills

    by cloneserpents

    Harry and Hermione spend time studying... and they happen to read a book or two as well

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica, Humor, Romance - Characters: Harry, Hermione - Warnings: [!!!] [X] - Published: 2006-05-14 - Updated: 2006-05-15 - 7352 words - Complete

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  • Screamming Blessings

    by cloneserpents

    Harry and Hermione head to the Burrow for the Wedding.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica, Humor - Characters: Harry, Hermione, Lupin, Ron, Tonks - Warnings: [!!!] [X] - Published: 2006-05-17 - Updated: 2006-05-18 - 7602 words - Complete

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  • Hermione's Cup(s)

    by cloneserpents

    Things get revealed at the reception... along with Harry and Hermione's relationship.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Humor - Characters: Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Lupin, Ron, Tonks - Warnings: [!!!] [X] - Published: 2006-05-21 - Updated: 2006-05-21 - 7596 words - Complete

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  • Remember These?

    by cloneserpents

    The Scavenger Hunt... err... the search for the Horcruxes begins! In order to locate the Horcruxes, Harry and Hermione use their inner-eye, that and Hermione gets something in her eye.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica, Humor - Characters: Godric Gryffindor, Harry, Hermione - Warnings: [!!!] [X] - Published: 2006-05-25 - Updated: 2006-05-25 - 7080 words - Complete

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  • Brainy birds are naughty!

    by cloneserpents

    Brainy birds are naughty!

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica, Humor - Characters: Harry, Hermione, Lupin, Professor McGonagall, Ron, Tonks - Warnings: [!!!] [X] - Published: 2006-05-28 - Updated: 2006-05-28 - 9081 words - Complete

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  • Harry goes on the ride of his life!

    by cloneserpents

    Harry goes on the ride of his life!

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica, Humor - Characters: Harry, Hermione, Ron - Warnings: [!!!] - Published: 2006-06-03 - Updated: 2006-06-04 - 7546 words - Complete

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  • Meow!

    by cloneserpents

    Hermione proves that Crookshanks isn't the only one with claws!

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica, Humor - Characters: Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Ron - Warnings: [!!!] [X] - Published: 2006-06-17 - Updated: 2006-06-17 - 8447 words - Complete

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  • House-Elf Spanking Inferno

    by cloneserpents

    Things get revealed in the bathroom... well more revealed than they already are that is.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica, Humor - Characters: Dobby, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Molly Weasley, Ron - Warnings: [!!!] [X] - Published: 2006-06-29 - Updated: 2006-06-29 - 6977 words - Complete

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  • Shhh be Vewy Vewy Quiet

    by cloneserpents

    We're hunting howcwuxes

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica, Humor - Characters: Harry, Hermione, Mrs. Black, Ron - Warnings: [!!!] [X] - Published: 2006-07-23 - Updated: 2006-07-23 - 10237 words - Complete

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  • Typical First Date Jitters

    by cloneserpents

    Harry receives some letters. And Ron goes on a date. Taking his recent luck with witches into consideration, what will go horribly wrong with the date?

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica, Humor - Characters: Harry, Hermione, Luna, Ron - Warnings: [!!!] [X] [Y] - Published: 2006-07-29 - Updated: 2006-07-29 - 9603 words - Complete

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  • Hooters Galore!

    by cloneserpents

    Luna lends her hand to the Hunt!

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica, Humor - Characters: Harry, Hermione, Luna, Ron - Warnings: [!!!] [X] [Y] - Published: 2006-08-11 - Updated: 2006-08-12 - 6100 words - Complete

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  • Places a bra... err... abroad.

    by cloneserpents

    Harry, Hermione, Ron, and Luna go on a shopping trip, and then Harry and Hermione perform the han... the ritual once more.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica, Humor - Characters: Harry, Hermione, Luna, Ron, Tonks - Warnings: [!!!] [X] [Y] - Published: 2006-08-25 - Updated: 2006-08-25 - 7183 words - Complete

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  • Happy B-Day to the Erection Killer!

    by cloneserpents

    The gang goes to Ginny's birthday party where Harry and Hermione get their revenge on the twins!

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica, Humor - Characters: Colin Creevey, Fred, George, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Luna, Molly Weasley, Neville, Poppy Pomfrey, Professor McGonagall, Ron, Tonks - Warnings: [!!!] [X] [Y] - Published: 2006-09-06 - Updated: 2006-09-07 - 8875 words - Complete

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  • "... on a very special episode of..."

    by cloneserpents

    Prepare to shout "IT'S ABOUT TIME!" or "IT TOOK THEM LONG ENOUGH!"

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica, Humor - Characters: Harry, Hermione - Warnings: [!!!] [X] - Published: 2006-09-24 - Updated: 2006-09-24 - 8868 words - Complete

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  • It's Not Easy Being Green

    by cloneserpents

    It's amazing what one can stuff in a broom cupboard.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica, Humor - Characters: Dumbledore, Harry, Hermione, Luna, Professor McGonagall, Ron, Tonks - Warnings: [!!!] [X] - Published: 2006-11-08 - Updated: 2006-11-09 - 7765 words - Complete

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  • Pass the Salt and the Awkwardness, Please.

    by cloneserpents

    "Doctor, Doctor, give me the news..."

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica, Humor - Characters: Hagrid, Harry, Hermione, Luna, Professor McGonagall, Ron - Warnings: [!!!] [X] - Published: 2006-11-19 - Updated: 2006-11-20 - 8019 words - Complete

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  • It's So Very Hard Being Sorry

    by cloneserpents

    Harry and Hermione fight while Ron gets the point.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica, Humor - Characters: Ginny, Godric Gryffindor, Harry, Hermione, Ron - Warnings: [!!!] [X] [Y] - Published: 2006-11-29 - Updated: 2006-11-29 - 6289 words - Complete

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  • Train Rides and Mad Monkeys

    by cloneserpents

    Harry and Hermione face off against the Death Eater Threat and then face off against their dry spell.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Erotica, Humor - Characters: Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Luna, Neville, Professor McGonagall, Ron - Warnings: [!!!] [X] [Y] - Published: 2007-02-04 - Updated: 2007-02-04 - 4262 words - Complete

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  • School work and oral exams

    by cloneserpents

    Term starts and Harry's workload bogs him down. Thankfully a friend gives him an idea on how to relieve his stress.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica, Humor - Characters: Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Luna, Neville, Professor McGonagall, Ron - Warnings: [!!!] [X] [Y] - Published: 2007-02-16 - Updated: 2007-02-16 - 7814 words - Complete

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  • What's a Tree?

    by cloneserpents

    The ultimate male fantasy gets a booster shot from one of Harry's classmates and Another Horcrux Hunt!

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica, Humor - Characters: Dobby, Harry, Hermione, Luna, Ron - Warnings: [!!!] [X] [Y] - Published: 2007-04-30 - Updated: 2007-04-30 - 7758 words - Complete

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  • Grime and Punishment

    by cloneserpents

    Snape reveals the truth that everybody already knew.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Humor - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Luna,Ron,Snape - Warnings: [!!] [X] [Y] - Published: 2007-11-14 - Updated: 2007-11-15 - 7217 words - Complete

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  • Dim-witted Theories and Troubles Abound

    by cloneserpents

    The Talk of the Castle.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Humor - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Luna,Ron - Warnings: [!!] [X] - Published: 2007-11-26 - Updated: 2007-11-26 - 9835 words - Complete

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  • Did Someone Mention Plural?

    by cloneserpents

    Tempers flare and a shocking revelation or two... perhaps three.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Humor - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Luna,Ron - Warnings: [!!] [X] - Published: 2007-12-13 - Updated: 2007-12-14 - 6245 words - Complete

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  • 2, 3, 4, give me more.

    by cloneserpents

    Harry and Hermione make up for lost time.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Humor - Characters: Godric Gryffindor,Harry,Hermione,Luna,Ron - Warnings: [!!] [X] - Published: 2008-01-02 - Updated: 2008-01-02 - 9059 words - Complete

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  • Christmas Shopping, Returns, and Other Headaches

    by cloneserpents

    Christmas Shopping, Returns, and Other Headaches... and pains in the arse.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Humor - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [!!] [X] - Published: 2008-01-12 - Updated: 2008-01-13 - 10817 words - Complete

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  • Showtime at Hogwarts!

    by cloneserpents

    Harry and Hermione return to the castle.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Humor - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Luna,Neville,Ron - Warnings: [!!] [X] - Published: 2008-01-21 - Updated: 2008-01-21 - 7169 words - Complete

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  • Threats, Boobies, and Fake Names

    by cloneserpents

    Draco makes his move!!!

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Humor - Characters: Draco,Harry,Hermione,Luna - Warnings: [!!] [X] [?] [Y] - Published: 2008-02-22 - Updated: 2008-02-23 - 10897 words - Complete

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  • Tootsies and Booksies

    by cloneserpents

    Harry and Hermione’s book gets printed and an old threat returns to loom over our hero’s head.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Humor - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Luna,Ron - Warnings: [!!] [V] [Y] - Published: 2008-04-01 - Updated: 2008-04-01 - 8795 words - Complete

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  • Book Signings and Doe Signs

    by cloneserpents

    The book goes on sale under a cloud of protest and Harry follows the doe.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Horror - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [!!] [X] [?] [Y] - Published: 2008-06-08 - Updated: 2008-06-08 - 10477 words - Complete

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  • Spelunking in Dark, Dirty Places.

    by cloneserpents

    The gang discovers the location of the missing Horcrux.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Humor - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [!!] [X] [?] - Published: 2008-08-05 - Updated: 2008-08-06 - 11191 words - Complete

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  • And the Walls Come Crumbling Down

    by cloneserpents

    It’s time for Harry to face his destiny!

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Humor - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Luna,Professor McGonagall,Snape,Voldemort - Warnings: [!!] [V] [X] - Published: 2008-12-11 - Updated: 2008-12-12 - 10589 words - Complete

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  • Nineteen years Lat—err... I mean Fifteen...

    by cloneserpents

    Look everybody! It’s an epilogue!

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Humor - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Luna,Ron - Warnings: [!!] [X] - Published: 2008-12-26 - Updated: 2008-12-26 - 2796 words - Complete

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