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The Uneventful Period of Time

by mayzy167 0 reviews

The Author's thoughts on the matter.

Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres:  - Published: 2012-03-23 - Updated: 2012-03-23 - 290 words

Now I, as the soul interviewer, detective, note taker, and compiler of all of these snapshots into the life of, mainly, our young Miss Lily Luna Potter and gave both the world of magic and the world of muggles access to my recreation, in written form, of what transpired throughout Ms Potter's life, must admit a most regrettable misfortune. I am not to blame for this most worrisome event; on the contrary, it is our own sweet little Lily Luna Potter who is indeed at fault. Here is my entirely truthful explanation of what occurred and why you, my dear reader and seeker of the truth, should read this chapter and respect how indispensable it is to what I have written in this manuscript. So, without any further ado, I present to you:

The Truth of the Matter

I, as a very hardworking and dedicated compiler of the truth, searched old Hogwarts records, I found, read, and annotated every surviving note passed by Lily Luna Potter, Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy, and the rest of those that were residing at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry right after Winter Holidays had ended and on into the last days of the final term of Lily Luna Potter's third year at Hogwarts. I did all I could to find something scandalous that happened over the Summer Holiday exactly prior to Lily Luna's fourth year. But, with much regret I must inform you my dear readers that, up until the fourth time she goes to King's Cross Station and sits in her usual compartment with Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy, Lily Luna Potter didn't do shit*.
*shit is defined here as anything exciting, writable, readable, and does not put the writer and/or the reader to sleep.
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