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Shit My Family Says
(#) BipolarUnicorn 2012-08-14
Hehe this is funny! Damn, I wish there was more lesbians around here in Michigan...there is like none! Like maybe I know 4 including me? It sucks cause they are all in relationships and I'm like man...im gonna be forever alone with my kittys and guitar just singing Adele songs all day...Even though I have not one single clue on playing the guitar.
You have a cool family... :p mine enjoys doing nothing and being annoying assholes all day.
I sit and have conversations with my corgi named Riley, he listens pretty well. I enjoy telling squrriel and elephant jokes to him...and I think he likes the joke, "What's brown and sticky?" 'A stick.' I believe he enjoys that the best!
Yeahhh.
Abby xxAuthor's response
That was when I was on holiday in Aus XD-
OH MY GOD 'INNOCENT HIGH' IS ON MY IPAD I GOTTA DANCE OH MY GOD.
Okay yeah, I'm obsessed with BOTDF right now.
And I'm bisexual-but-leaning-more-towards-the-lesbian side.
-Claire, Dahvie and Jayy xxShit My Family Says
(#) BipolarUnicorn 2012-08-14
Ha! BODTF FTW! I'm also bi leaning towards it cause I'm like, Some guys are really icky and mean! And all the guys at my school are either players or complete nerds!
When I came out first to my lesbian friend like during a class called catechism at church she decided to make a joke 'your a windshield wiper' and I'm all like -da fuq face- and then I got it when she said 'cause you swing both ways!' and I'm like HAHAHA! NO.
I enjoyed sing Candyland, Sexting, and S My D by BOTDF under my breathe when I was forced to go church. It was like my message to God, ya know? He needs to know that i enjoy listening to these amazingly dirty sings!
Again, BOTDF FOR THE MOTHERFUCKING WIN!
Abby whom obsesses over BOTDF xxxAuthor's response
I'm getting together a collection of amazingly dirty songs to sing on the bus to camp.
Oh yeah. -high five-
All the dudes here will either cheat on you or yeah. They're all awful.
But yeah, swinging both ways works, well, for me it does. In the same day as I broke up with my girlfriend, I got a new one. A-HA! -does odd dance-
BOTDF FTW, definitely. You and I need to talk more, Abby :3
-Dahvie, Jayy and Claire xxShit My Family Says
(#) XEvil_AngelX 2012-08-14
I laughed so hard; your family sounds hilarious ya'know? 'Cause all my family does is make fun of each other and take jokes too far...but holy shit,, IMMA MAKE A FIC INVOLVING A DOGUIN AND MCR, -nods- yes that is what I will doAuthor's response
Definitely. And put BOTDF in that fic too. Mmm. Dahvie.
Yeah, my family is awesome.
-Claire xoxoShit My Family Says
(#) BipolarUnicorn 2012-08-14
True, dudes are mostly all assholes, I do enjoy checking out adorable girls when I go shopping...
My longest relationship I have had is with me and my iPod. I do like my best friend who is a lesbian and I absolutely hate her girlfriend..she's a stupid bitch...
ANYWAYS, we should talk more! :3
Abby who prefers Jayy c: xxAuthor's response
Dudes are just assholes, problem solved.
-nods-
My longest relationship ended yesterday. Yeah. I liked my best friend for a while. That was odd.
We should. Do you have Twitter? And if you wanna email me, I'm:
claires.chemical.romance@gmail.com
-Claire who prefere Dahvie xxShit My Family Says
(#) BipolarUnicorn 2012-08-14
I do have a twitter! Just so I can stalk my favorite celebrities! I think its BipolarUnicorn...my email is on my info page cause honestly it's:
Imazombieandilikeeationgoreos@hotmail.com
I came up with that cause my old emailed was mad at me -.- my mom saw that when I was logged into facebook once, and shes like, 'Oreos?' and she is old and understands nothing but the news and working in retail...
ANYWAY, I ramble lots...yeah :3
Abby who is currenly and listening to BOTDF and arguing with her imanginary friends xxx
Author's response
Wicked! I love Twitter and I live my life in my email inbox so yeah. You can see that I don't get out much.
I don't go outside much. Mainly because all the people that make my life shit live in the same place as me and I don't wanna go there. Except for today coz I ish gonna go take (hopefully) really epic emo-looking photos.
I'm a bit odd. And -sighs in defeat- more than a bit emo.
Ah well. Labels are bullshit.
Alice: You're an odd person, Claire.
Shush, go fuck Jared.
Jared: I like that.
See?
-Claire who is currently downloading BOTDF songs and fangirling over the perfection of Andy Biersack xxShit My Family Says
(#) BipolarUnicorn 2012-08-14
I never go outside anymore, except when I dance in the rain! Which I did yesterday, I hate the sun, it make you get all hot and sweaty and suburnded -shudders- outside is the real world which is a cruel place...AND OUTSIDE HAS SPIDERS. there is a spider currently stuck in my window and I'm kinda staring at it until it dies...cause I don't trust it...
Labels are bullshit. Homophobes are assholes which need to rot in a hole full guys having sex with guy and girls having sex with girls. Yeah.
Email me :D
Abby who know obsesses with All Time Low :3 xx
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