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Help is on the way
16 reviewsJoe discusses last night's meeting with his... dawgs and gets help.
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Canine Cupid
(#) riaryder 2007-01-10
Ok, so maybe she's a super-hero and Brenda is her mysterious alter ego, who stalks the park at night waiting for afro-wearing dog owners to get into trouble? No? Oh, ok I'll just be quiet now............ :-)Author's response
Well, Katy, for instance. And Sarah. Don't forget Kyle and Emma. CeCe, too. Crystal as well. Alex is at home, playing with her stupid Nintendo DS though.
That's alright though. :)Canine Cupid
(#) El_Zorro 2007-01-11
im actually really really scared of dogs.
funny story. made me laughAuthor's response
I am not really a dog person either. Not scared but I don't need an animal to lick my face and sniff my butt.
Glad you found it amusing. Thanks for reviewing!!! You are the PLINK!Canine Cupid
(#) whatkatydid 2007-01-11
Getting sick of not being able to rate! So you get an extended ( for me anyway ) review:
1./Andy had gotten into weight training and Pete either acted as his personal trainer, spent hours online to leave cryptic comments on about 20 websites (the result of mixing individual lines of several poems by contemporary writers together) or got on the nerves of Kayne West, Travis Gym Class Hero or Jay-Z.
/ do you just pull these lines out your ass ( in a good way??) they're amazing.
2./Patrick chuckled./ I was prepared to rate it as hot for that right there.....
3./"One of my sister's friends trains dogs. I don't think she's a professional but Valerie said that she's really good at it. I could get her number if you want," Andy suggested. / You just made a new best friend, but she's mine. Know Dat.
4./Caroline Neverwinkle/ sorry, what?
5. On the phone it was really hard to tell he had a stunning fro. Are you sure, cos I think it would interfere with the signal....
6./Joe really needed help in the dog department./ You know, i loved this line. I don't know why, I felt it should have had the words - "and Dax too" after it....
Another amazing chapter my wife.
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Yay, extended reviews! (They are cooler than rating points anyways because they're self-made.)
All day long you think about my ass, I know. Manly Patrick is very hot. I just have never come across him.
Not all of us can't have last names like a Simpson's character. Blame Stu.
Ha ha. Good point about the fro and the signal.
Thanks for taking the time and kissing my ass. :) You know I like it.Canine Cupid
(#) pixied_secrets 2007-01-14
again, sorry i'm late for the party. however, i do want to say that i am naming my next animal Caroline Neverwinkle, because it's so terribly perfect. and who would have thought that joe has no idea how to train a beagle? not that i can fault him, they have a tendency to howl at ridiculous things and sleep too much. not my favorite breed, but surprisingly it does fit joe...
i'm printing off the next chapter as we speak...Author's response
Thank you. For some weird (British) reason Katy found "Caroline Neverwinkle" weird or something. We need to take her to the doctor, dude.
Thanks for catching up and all. DoJhuggageCanine Cupid
(#) torpedooo 2007-04-27
sweet second chapter!
is Brenda or Caroline the heroine in this story? (Heroine for lack of better word) anyway, you did a great job, you're so funny when you write. seriously.
favorite line: As if people cared about that when he had such a stunning fro to offer. But that is silly Joe for you.Author's response
Well, at this point in the story that's still a "secret". You know, mediocre writers like myself have to resort to replies like that. ;)
Your compliments will get you everywhere with me. Thank you so much.Canine Cupid
(#) ssketchator 2007-06-15
I stopped reading in the middle of this chapter because I have something very important to tell you.
You're the absolute hoopiss.
That is to say, I love you and all you do and we should be friends and have a watermelon farm together. Maybe not.
Also...
We all know he was hoping to see Brenda again but only I know that this was not going to happen. was too stinking good.
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