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starting off on our left foot.
7 reviewsIt's the week of friday the 13th@ And miss Hera has made them all go away to the middle of nowhere for a week with people they can't stand! So, what is Jay gonna do about this? Is this just the beg...
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Who's brilliant idea was it to invent friday the 13th? I mean, why not a sunday?....wait that's dumb, if you go to church on sundays and have a really boring priest, it's hell on ice all day long, every sunday (been there, done that, got elected as mayor). But, that isn't the point! Tommorow is friday the 13th (lovely, please note how sarcastic i just was) and the seven of us heroes are all going away...pretty far away come to think of it. I guess i'll tell you what you need to know (I'll spare you the snore worthy parts):
I woke up, i ate breakfast, i screamed at Neil to get up (not very smart), I screamed at Archie to get up (he rolled over and ignored me), i poored water on Archie (he didn't ignore me), told Herry that Athena had made Pancakes (he was outta the room in a flash!), told Atlanta to get the shower before Archie (she always races with him), told Odie we were late (he was up once i said the word 'late'! These guys are so gulable) and finally i got a good scowlding from Theresa for being 'mean' to everyone (she laughed as she said it), i told her she was lucky, cause she was my next victim.
So that wrappes up my morning, well, not quite:
I went to school with the gang, i went to science (froggy time!), then to Math (Zzzzzzzz), then to english (i can't sleep in english, the teacher is a student killer), then lunch where Theresa told me to be nice to Archie after he stole my history note book to copy, i told her to chill....i'm not gonna hurt him to bad. Then there was gym (it's berable, i guess) and finally art (FINGER PAINTING!!!!).
Hope you all stayed awake as i told this to you, it will prove important in the words i have yet to write (NOT!). I guess i will start my story once i had reached my locker:
"Nice fingers" Theresa commented as she noticed my brightly painted didgits, though they were all blue and green,
"You think? i thought they'd be better in yellow and red" i joked, she laughed at the stupidity of it all.
"You know, the art room does have paint brushes" she commented, i had started a thing in my class where everyone paints with there fingers, it's probably the reason why my art average was a 51% and our class overall art average was a 62%.
"Not nearly as cool as painting with your fingers" i told her, i was rubbing the paint off my fingers now. I looked over at her
"Your lucky, my class sucks, all the people are all goody goody and cheerleaders and such" she said grouchily
"Sucks to be you" i said laughing
"aren't you sympathetic oh fearless leader" she joked as i slammed my locker door.
"I am! you just have too look beyond my words" i told her, she sighed
"You know, when we all first met you Jay, we thought that you were this mature, serious type guy....we were wrong" Theresa said, i really did kinda have two sides: my more preferable one was my funny, giddy, happy side. Then there was my serious, mature, curagious self, that was used mostly on missions.
"Is that a good thing?" I asked her as we walked to where we normally meet the others.
Theresa smiled at me "I think i can tollerate both Jay's, but your much funner to be around when your this way" she said as i strted to pick off the paint from my left hand.
"You have paint on your nose" Theresa said
"What colour?" i asked not rubbing it off
"Red" she told me
"Cool" i said and left it there.
"Hey guys!" Odie said, he looked up at me "next time just tell me to wake up, you scared the shit out of me this morning" Odie said, i laughed
"You never get up when i tell you, so i use drastic action" i told him, he crossed his arms and looked ticked off.
BEEP BEEP BEEP
"Aqward moment, good timing" i told the person on the other end of my PMR
"I am always on time aren't i Jay?" came a younger womens voice, i looked down to find Medillia's face on the screen, i groaned
"What do you want?" i asked, not impolitly, i was raised as a gentalmen like all children in greece.
"I'm here with Hera, she wants to talk with you and the gang" she said, hey wait, did she say...Gang? That's my word!
"Then why didn't she call?" i asked, again, not impolitly, i'm just upfront.
"I wanted to see if i could figure this thing out" she said smiling
"Sounds like something i'd do" i told her "But whenever i try to use tecnology it explodes" i told her, she laughed
"Well Hera wants you all down here pronto" she said
"alright" i said and closed the PMR. I looked at the gang, they were giving me weird looks.
"If there was an olympic sport for staring, you'd all win" i told them
"Hera wants us in her solerium" i told tem, they stopped staring
"Was that Medillia?" Theresa asked
"yes" i told her, she shifted uncomfortably.
"Something wrong?" i asked as the other went on ahead back to the school
"I guess me and Medillia never got off on the right foot and all-" i cut her off
"more on the left one" i said, she smiled
"Ya, i guess it was just weird for her to suddenly pop up on your PMR like that" she said, i started to walk, she followed at my side.
"Hey Hera, what's up?" i asked the ancient (and when i mean ACIENT i mean ANCIENT, but being a gentalmen, i'll never say it)
"Oh good! Your all here" she said, i looked behind her
"Oh, oh, um, er...lovely" i said quiet enough that only Theresa, Archie, Odie and Herry could hear. If you wanna know what i'm seeing, you'd best want a paper bag near for hyperventalating reasons, i know i needed one right then.
Echo, Talia (syberus), Medillia, Pan and Calypso stood before us, if you haven't yet guessed; our mouthes are hanging open and our eyes want to jump out of our skulls.
"haha, is this just a friendly reunion, or are they staying?" i asked almost hysterically
"I thought that all of you would want a break, and to meet up with some greek friends" Hera said
"no thanks, i have enough greek friends already, and if there all like the one i have, i think i'll pass" Odie said, Neil was ignoring everything as he stared at himself in his mirror.
"Jeez, thanks Odie" i said dryly or sarcastically, i'm not sure.
"Anytime" he said.
"All of you will be going for a trip together" Hera said
"A TRIP! WITH THEM! YOU'VE LOST YOUR BALLS! hey wait....you don't have any" Neil screamed as Echo ran towards him, we were all saying stuff like 'ewww' and 'gross!' and 'nice choice of words' (that was me! though i was sarcastic).
"So, where is this....trip?" i asked nervously
"all ofus gods and goddesses have a cabin in the carabeeans, no one has even ever gone there" Hera announced
"So, were going to a cabin, in the middle of nowhere, with people....we don't exactly like" I said scratching my head, trying VERY hard to remain gentalmenly.
"Yes, for the next week" Hera said
"wow, and i thought Friday the 13th was tommorow" i said.
Our luck had jusy wore out, now we had to spend a week with people we HATE! Man, can things get anyworse? Wait, tommorow is friday the 13th, that means....they can and they will.
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What will happen!!!!????? R/R please!
I woke up, i ate breakfast, i screamed at Neil to get up (not very smart), I screamed at Archie to get up (he rolled over and ignored me), i poored water on Archie (he didn't ignore me), told Herry that Athena had made Pancakes (he was outta the room in a flash!), told Atlanta to get the shower before Archie (she always races with him), told Odie we were late (he was up once i said the word 'late'! These guys are so gulable) and finally i got a good scowlding from Theresa for being 'mean' to everyone (she laughed as she said it), i told her she was lucky, cause she was my next victim.
So that wrappes up my morning, well, not quite:
I went to school with the gang, i went to science (froggy time!), then to Math (Zzzzzzzz), then to english (i can't sleep in english, the teacher is a student killer), then lunch where Theresa told me to be nice to Archie after he stole my history note book to copy, i told her to chill....i'm not gonna hurt him to bad. Then there was gym (it's berable, i guess) and finally art (FINGER PAINTING!!!!).
Hope you all stayed awake as i told this to you, it will prove important in the words i have yet to write (NOT!). I guess i will start my story once i had reached my locker:
"Nice fingers" Theresa commented as she noticed my brightly painted didgits, though they were all blue and green,
"You think? i thought they'd be better in yellow and red" i joked, she laughed at the stupidity of it all.
"You know, the art room does have paint brushes" she commented, i had started a thing in my class where everyone paints with there fingers, it's probably the reason why my art average was a 51% and our class overall art average was a 62%.
"Not nearly as cool as painting with your fingers" i told her, i was rubbing the paint off my fingers now. I looked over at her
"Your lucky, my class sucks, all the people are all goody goody and cheerleaders and such" she said grouchily
"Sucks to be you" i said laughing
"aren't you sympathetic oh fearless leader" she joked as i slammed my locker door.
"I am! you just have too look beyond my words" i told her, she sighed
"You know, when we all first met you Jay, we thought that you were this mature, serious type guy....we were wrong" Theresa said, i really did kinda have two sides: my more preferable one was my funny, giddy, happy side. Then there was my serious, mature, curagious self, that was used mostly on missions.
"Is that a good thing?" I asked her as we walked to where we normally meet the others.
Theresa smiled at me "I think i can tollerate both Jay's, but your much funner to be around when your this way" she said as i strted to pick off the paint from my left hand.
"You have paint on your nose" Theresa said
"What colour?" i asked not rubbing it off
"Red" she told me
"Cool" i said and left it there.
"Hey guys!" Odie said, he looked up at me "next time just tell me to wake up, you scared the shit out of me this morning" Odie said, i laughed
"You never get up when i tell you, so i use drastic action" i told him, he crossed his arms and looked ticked off.
BEEP BEEP BEEP
"Aqward moment, good timing" i told the person on the other end of my PMR
"I am always on time aren't i Jay?" came a younger womens voice, i looked down to find Medillia's face on the screen, i groaned
"What do you want?" i asked, not impolitly, i was raised as a gentalmen like all children in greece.
"I'm here with Hera, she wants to talk with you and the gang" she said, hey wait, did she say...Gang? That's my word!
"Then why didn't she call?" i asked, again, not impolitly, i'm just upfront.
"I wanted to see if i could figure this thing out" she said smiling
"Sounds like something i'd do" i told her "But whenever i try to use tecnology it explodes" i told her, she laughed
"Well Hera wants you all down here pronto" she said
"alright" i said and closed the PMR. I looked at the gang, they were giving me weird looks.
"If there was an olympic sport for staring, you'd all win" i told them
"Hera wants us in her solerium" i told tem, they stopped staring
"Was that Medillia?" Theresa asked
"yes" i told her, she shifted uncomfortably.
"Something wrong?" i asked as the other went on ahead back to the school
"I guess me and Medillia never got off on the right foot and all-" i cut her off
"more on the left one" i said, she smiled
"Ya, i guess it was just weird for her to suddenly pop up on your PMR like that" she said, i started to walk, she followed at my side.
"Hey Hera, what's up?" i asked the ancient (and when i mean ACIENT i mean ANCIENT, but being a gentalmen, i'll never say it)
"Oh good! Your all here" she said, i looked behind her
"Oh, oh, um, er...lovely" i said quiet enough that only Theresa, Archie, Odie and Herry could hear. If you wanna know what i'm seeing, you'd best want a paper bag near for hyperventalating reasons, i know i needed one right then.
Echo, Talia (syberus), Medillia, Pan and Calypso stood before us, if you haven't yet guessed; our mouthes are hanging open and our eyes want to jump out of our skulls.
"haha, is this just a friendly reunion, or are they staying?" i asked almost hysterically
"I thought that all of you would want a break, and to meet up with some greek friends" Hera said
"no thanks, i have enough greek friends already, and if there all like the one i have, i think i'll pass" Odie said, Neil was ignoring everything as he stared at himself in his mirror.
"Jeez, thanks Odie" i said dryly or sarcastically, i'm not sure.
"Anytime" he said.
"All of you will be going for a trip together" Hera said
"A TRIP! WITH THEM! YOU'VE LOST YOUR BALLS! hey wait....you don't have any" Neil screamed as Echo ran towards him, we were all saying stuff like 'ewww' and 'gross!' and 'nice choice of words' (that was me! though i was sarcastic).
"So, where is this....trip?" i asked nervously
"all ofus gods and goddesses have a cabin in the carabeeans, no one has even ever gone there" Hera announced
"So, were going to a cabin, in the middle of nowhere, with people....we don't exactly like" I said scratching my head, trying VERY hard to remain gentalmenly.
"Yes, for the next week" Hera said
"wow, and i thought Friday the 13th was tommorow" i said.
Our luck had jusy wore out, now we had to spend a week with people we HATE! Man, can things get anyworse? Wait, tommorow is friday the 13th, that means....they can and they will.
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What will happen!!!!????? R/R please!
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