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the fact of the matter it that is just a matter of time
(#) bindie611 2007-11-26
Hahahahhaha!! Mikey is a pervert, Mikey is a pervert. For this reason alone, I am starting to warm to the boy.
Hahahahahahahahaha Even better!!! Gerard is scared of Gabe!! hahaha I just thought of the best thing. If they get married, or if Mikey's pervertedness proves too irresistible, she'll be G Way. Hahahahahahahahahhahahaah YAYYYY!!!!
You know, you don't have to be drunk to trip on nothing? I do it all the time. boring anecdote alert
this one time I was standing in the doorway of my kitchen, and all of a sudden, I just fell on the ground. Sideways. I was so shocked that I just lay on the ground for a minute, then I started laughing hysterically. My mum thought I'd completely lost it.
MAAHAHAHAHAH!!! She's Mikey's stalker!! see!! I knew the perversions would prove irresistible! I mean, they did to me. I am so attracted to freakyness.
AWWWWWW!! They're dancing to imaginary music! It would have been sooooooooo much cooler if they were dancing to imaginary music with imaginary people. drools
THERE'S a movie I'd watch! So much hotness in these imaginary people, I tell you what.
Okay, I'm going for an appointment with my imaginary psychiatrist. I promised him I'd give him a bath in acid to see what happens. If he just tingles, then he's an alien, and I'll send him around to yours. If he bubbles and dissolves, then he wasn't an alien, he'd have been a toothbrush - you just can't tell with hygiene products these days, you know?
So fingers crossed that it all goes well, right? My imaginary psychiatrist gets to be hypnotised first. I have a gift for getting these imaginary people to do whatEVER I want. They're so agreeable. Now I'm going to play toys! BYEEEEE!!!
skips away joyfully, then stops suddenly, with a squeaky noise
Wait!
I almost for GOT!!!!!
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voice trails into the distance
Fucking toothbrush! I'll never trust your prescriptions again! I swear it! I wasn't fooled for a second. You were much too stiff to be a psychiatrist!Author's response
dude i know!!!
i have this friend that trips on nothing like ALL THE TIME
its absolutely hilarious
wait, it took your mom this long to think you'd lost it?
lolz
gooddd you almost made me pee my pants
i hadn't thought of that
G Way
that's hot
OMG!!
WHERE DO YOU GET THIS THINGS, SERIOUSLY?!
any psychiatrist'd have a blast with you my lovethe fact of the matter it that is just a matter of time
(#) clutsy_93 2007-11-27
that was amazing. (:
yay! dude, update please please...
I want to know what happens.
I'll kill you're cliffhnagers!!!
lolz.
please....Author's response
hahahah
i don't think they'd be too happy about that
lolzthe fact of the matter it that is just a matter of time
(#) bindie611 2007-11-28
We try, Nat. We really do try. But sometimes we fail.
beating noise You're a fucking toothbrush, don't tell ME I have issues with my self-esteem!
As I was saying. I'd like more story please. SMACK!
Toothbrush! Not dog, not cat, not whale. T-O-O-T-H-B-R-U-S-H!
Sorry, where was I? Right, more story. You need to update because... because... because if you don't, I'll send my toothbrush around to yours! A bath in acid has only made this little fellow more perky! Isn't that right, precious?
BANG!
No, damn you! You are not a squirrel! What right had you to bite my hand?! I ask you!
Alright, I'm getting many phone calls on my imaginary mobile. They're all from my psychiatrist, telling me I'm late for an appointment, so I guess I've got to dash. Been fun, darling!
skips away
Fuck you! How many times have I told you?! We don't prank when we're talking to guests! No, I know we're visiting natz' page. But that still doesn't give you the right!
Fucking psychiatrist. Now he thinks he's a toothbrush. Well, boys will be boys!Author's response
ROTFLMAO!!!
Oh man, my toothbrush needs a beating
it's too stiff!!!
send your toothbrush over!!
and if he is a psychiatrist then that would be good, too
i need one!!
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