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Hermione Granger and the Very Blue Morning
8 reviewsOne morning in Care of Magical Creatures, Hermione discovers that a creature from her childhood cartoons is, in fact, real. Unfortunately, they're not much like they were on the telly...
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Hermione Granger and the Very Blue Morning
(#) Clell65619 2008-02-15
- Ok, that was just wrong. Funny, but wrong.
- I never would have thought that Hermione was as emotionally invested in the Smurfs, but it worked... (especially for Harry...)Author's response
Thanks so much!
"Funny, but wrong" was exactly the response I was hoping for. ;-)Hermione Granger and the Very Blue Morning
(#) Jearom 2008-02-15
Full. Of. Win.
Just pure awesomeness!
Author's response
Thank you very much!Hermione Granger and the Very Blue Morning
(#) DrT 2008-02-15
Have to agree with Clell--it has to be wrong I found this so funny
Now, if I could only get the theme song out of my head
"T"Author's response
Thank you!
Ayup, that theme song is such a bloody earworm that it probably ought to be restricted by international treaty.Hermione Granger and the Very Blue Morning
(#) Vanir 2008-02-15
So perfectly silly. Hell yeah it's wrong. In many, very interesting ways, but i needed that.I'm a bit stuck in my own work,and i needed to re-stock on insanity. Just what i needed. Thanks.
VanirAuthor's response
Thank you! Very glad to be of assistance.Hermione Granger and the Very Blue Morning
(#) psianogen 2008-02-15
All it needs now is a second chapter where she finds out that Gummi Bears actually go into berzerker rages after eating Gummi berries.Author's response
Thank you!
Hmm... I never watched the Gummi Bears cartoon, so I'd not be able to write it, but I can imagine. Poor Hermione. ;-)
I'm sort of contemplating writing about their Potions class that afternoon, but I can't quite decide how Snape's going to react. He's very good at behaving... well, like himself, but the unexpected has such potential for comedy. We'll see. ;-)Hermione Granger and the Very Blue Morning
(#) stealacandy 2008-02-23
Hmmm... I once wrote a story in which Snape's French cousin, Gargamel, sends him his latest smurf-ingreadient-based potion recipe via owl-post.
Snape couldn't get his hands on any smurfs, so he used common garden gnomes instead, only to find they didn't match. Fromthere things went downhill... Wish I could remember where I posted it.
Also, I read a short ficlet once that poked fun at all those Harry-is-the-heir-of-the-founders-and-Merlin-and-Morgana-la-Fey-and-Jesus-Christ-himself-and-also-Hercules,-Achiles-and-Romus-and Romulus-all-in-the-same-time fics. He had Harry go to Gringots to do an inheritance ritual and find out he was the heir of Gagamel and had a special power that drove him into chasing and trying to trap little blue communist gnomes...
Can't remember where that one was, either.
Anyway, I suppose with Harry's bad track of crying girls, people WOULD assume a Hermione crying all over him was actually going about snogging him, huh?
Poor Harry Potter, must be traumatized for life after that. Swear of girls and all. Go after Hagridm perhaps?
s.a.c.
p.s.
- to psianogen: I also wrote half a chapter for one of my stories on ff.net in which Harry goes back in time and shacks up with Lady Bane, eating Gummy Bears and everything... IIRC, it had a pickled Lord Voldemort as well, and he got himself eaten too, by accident. Don't know where I come up wwith those crazy notions.
Author's response
I'll go look for those two Smurfy fics you mentioned. The only one I've read, aside of my own, had Snape pulled back in time to help his ancestor, Gargamel, defeat the little blue bastages.
Anyway, I suppose with Harry's bad track of crying girls, people WOULD assume a Hermione crying all over him was actually going about snogging him, huh?
Well, I think it's more a matter of that everyone's always figured Hermione would end up with either Harry or Ron, and it seems as if Harry's the one, now. Ron certainly seems to agree on that count. ;-)
As far as Cho goes, I'm fairly sure this happens before that whole business.
Poor Harry Potter, must be traumatized for life after that. Swear of girls and all. Go after Hagridm perhaps?
Unlikely. Harry likes girls far too much for that. And besides, speaking from experience, being cried upon by a pretty girl isn't such a bad experience for a lad. Once they're wept out, they tend to be quite grateful. ;-)Hermione Granger and the Very Blue Morning
(#) danvighar 2008-05-29
To me, the trumfs had me thinking of a sort of English version of the Nac Mac Feegle, back in the days of Carpe Jugulem, when they were written more as 'blue' than 'look blue to bigjobs because they've so many tattoos'.Author's response
Interesting.
I think of the Nac Mac Feegle as being much smarter and more worthwhile than trumfs, which are sort of like orcs only smaller and much less bright, but I only know the Nac Mac Feegle from the later books.Hermione Granger and the Very Blue Morning
(#) Wolfric 2011-10-13
Great fun. I never liked the little blighters myself but I suppose I am a bit old for them. Thanks for writing. W.
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