- by stealacandy 2 reviews
Albus Dumbledore, interferng bastard, meet... Albus Dumbledore, interferng bastard, meet... Albus Dumbledore, interferng bastard, meet... Albus Dumbledore, interferng bastard, meet... Albus Dumbled...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres: Humor - Characters: Dumbledore - Published: 2009-08-22 - Updated: 2009-08-22 - 608 words
-1TrainWreck
- by stealacandy 1 review
Peter has a change f heart. His fellow Marauders find it hard to come to term with his betreyal. (Rating for a scene where Wormtail loses his hand. But hey, it was worse than that in GoF...)
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Angst - Characters: James,Peter,Sirius - Published: 2008-09-18 - Updated: 2008-09-19 - 493 words
-1Illiterate
- by stealacandy 2 reviews
The Dark Lord like you never knew before.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres: Humor - Chapters: 2 - Published: 2008-08-24 - Updated: 2008-09-04 - 672 words - Complete
0Funny
- by stealacandy 2 reviews
The confrontation between Harry and co. and Draco Malfoy and the Slytherin Quidditch team in "The Chamber of Secrets". YOu thought you knew how it went? Think again.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres: Humor - Characters: Draco,Harry - Published: 2008-07-12 - Updated: 2008-07-12 - 1122 words
5Funny
- by stealacandy 17 reviews
Fudge puts Harry on trial. He and Malfoy have planed something along the usual lines of what you could expect in the prologue of (or a flashback in) a cliched Azkaban!Harry fic. Only Harry doesn't ...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres: Drama,Humor - Characters: Fudge,Harry,Umbridge - Published: 2008-06-26 - Updated: 2008-06-26 - 1304 words
5Funny
- by stealacandy 2 reviews
(mostly) funny stand-alone outtakes for my old fic "Harry Potter and the Power of Polyjuice".
In three words, sex, potions and Luna Lovegood!
And Claudia Schiffer, Kate Moss, Pamela Anderson....
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Humor - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [X] - Chapters: 4 - Published: 2008-02-20 - Updated: 2008-06-14 - 6784 words
4Funny
- by stealacandy 4 reviews
Draco Malfoy discovers the Power He No Snort and decides to use it to get the Weasel. The law is on his side.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor,Parody - Characters: Draco,Ron - Published: 2008-05-22 - Updated: 2008-05-22 - 2393 words
3Funny
- by stealacandy 2 reviews
His parents defied the Dark Lord three times, he marked him as his equal, and died by his hand... For he had a power HE knew nothing of... It was only a little prick!
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor,Parody - Characters: Draco,Harry - Published: 2008-01-06 - Updated: 2008-01-06 - 1418 words - Complete
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