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(mostly) funny stand-alone outtakes for my old fic "Harry Potter and the Power of Polyjuice". In three words, sex, potions and Luna Lovegood! And Claudia Schiffer, Kate Moss, Pamela Anderson....

Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Humor - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [X] - Chapters: 4 - Published: 2008-02-20 - Updated: 2008-06-14 - 6784 words
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  • Harry Potter is trying to get into the Restricted Section of the school library. Instead he finds himself, one could say, in the restricted section of FictionAlley... and gets into, or between the ...

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Humor - Characters: Flitwick,Harry,Luna,Professor McGonagall - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2008-02-20 - Updated: 2008-02-28 - 1040 words
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  • Outtake 6: The Black Widow

    by stealacandy

    Revenge is a dish best served hot. Steaming hot. Harry's about to find out.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Humor - Characters: Blaise Zabini,Harry - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2008-02-28 - Updated: 2008-02-28 - 1998 words
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  • Severus Snape gives Draco Malfoy a detention. Things all go downhill from there.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres: Humor - Characters: Draco,Hermione,Snape - Published: 2008-06-14 - Updated: 2008-06-14 - 2769 words
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  • Someone pranks Harry with polyjuice for a change. Wish people would prank me like that... Written by Rorschach's Blot.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Characters: Fred,George,Harry,Hermione,Professor McGonagall - Published: 2008-06-14 - Updated: 2008-06-14 - 977 words
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