Novocaine

  • Username: Novocaine
  • Website: www.fanfiction.net/u/1019874/
  • Member Since: 2007-09-27
  • Real name: Sarah
  • Bio:
    6/17/10 Huzzah for new fics! Sadly, I've pretty much abandoned this account, and anyone interested in reading my more recent fics is encouraged to click on the link to my FFNet account. It's listed as my home page. Otherwise, I do still respond to reviews, so feel free to contact me that way. Or by PM. Is there a PM here? Ah, the numerous mysteries of my life.
  • your ZEN is false

    by Novocaine

    She could have said no.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Angst,Romance - Characters: Bellatrix,Lily - Warnings: [V] [X] - Chapters: 5 - Published: 2008/06/14 - Updated: 2010/06/17 - 7879 words - Complete

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  • Bruitism

    by Novocaine 1 Reviews

    On the things don't make sense and matter anyway but never like they really should, never like hugeness and the world and power. "Gods are for mudbloods and muggles, Lovegood."

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Romance - Characters: Draco,Luna - Published: 2010/06/17 - Updated: 2010/06/17 - 3691 words

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  • Ten Reasons Insanity Tastes Better

    by Novocaine 6 Reviews

    Wherein people don't go crazy even though they want to. Because they want to. Whatever.

    Category: Naruto - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Angst - Characters: Shikamaru - Warnings: [V] - Published: 2008/02/14 - Updated: 2009/10/26 - 2396 words - Complete

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  • Freisetzen

    by Novocaine 3 Reviews

    Ed has never been too old to lie to himself. AU movie.

    Category: Full Metal Alchemist - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Angst - Characters: Edward Elric - Warnings: [?] - Published: 2007/12/30 - Updated: 2009/10/26 - 2459 words - Complete

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  • These Are All Things You Don't Understand

    by Novocaine

    Prostitution and assassination and the way of the shinobi is for him, and firsts and lasts and middles will never involve those callused hands or chapped lips stretching in a bright, happy smile ag...

    Category: Naruto - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Angst,Horror - Characters: Kakashi,Yondaime - Warnings: [V] [X] [R] [Y] - Chapters: 2 - Published: 2008/04/07 - Updated: 2008/05/30 - 6152 words

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  • Vicious Cycles Make You Laugh

    by Novocaine 5 Reviews

    He wonders if Naruto has discovered what a liar he is. He thinks about Orochimaru's new redblack eyes and wish-it-wasn't-familiar smirk and decides he probably has.

    Category: Naruto - Rating: R - Genres: Horror - Characters: Iruka,Kakashi,Orochimaru - Warnings: [V] [R] - Published: 2008/04/22 - Updated: 2008/04/22 - 1981 words - Complete

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  • Tilt the Glint and Wish, Doll

    by Novocaine 9 Reviews

    You see, the Saviour and You-Know-Who both died that night at Godric's Hollow. [Hermione is worth something, but all she is worth is everything that she never became. AU]

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Angst - Characters: Hermione - Warnings: [?] - Published: 2008/04/18 - Updated: 2008/04/19 - 1030 words - Complete

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  • Feathers and Gilt Are So Effective

    by Novocaine 4 Reviews

    She had thought she could simply reach out and entwine their fingers and whisper to the sun: i'm yours and you're mine, and here is my happiness. Femmeslash

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Angst - Characters: Parvati - Published: 2008/04/16 - Updated: 2008/04/16 - 849 words - Complete

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  • Truth is an Empty Word, Luv

    by Novocaine 5 Reviews

    They miss each other on the way, the proverbial two ships passing in the night, and kiss the false images they hold.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Angst - Characters: Harry,Rowena Ravenclaw - Warnings: [X] [?] - Published: 2008/03/20 - Updated: 2008/03/21 - 1781 words - Complete

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  • Breathing Dust and Desperation

    by Novocaine 1 Reviews

    This is a love story. [Are you listening? I would live for you, she says. Are you listening?] Femmeslash.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Angst - Characters: Ginny,Harry,Hermione - Chapters: 2 - Published: 2008/03/03 - Updated: 2008/03/04 - 2510 words - Complete

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  • Taste

    by Novocaine

    [There was silence. It was a tense silence, the kind of silence that ate toes. It was a who-is-going-to-speak-first silence.] The voices in Minato's head stage a coup and Get Some. An AU Yonkaka sl...

    Category: Naruto - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Humor - Characters: Kakashi,Yondaime - Warnings: [X] [?] - Published: 2008/01/20 - Updated: 2008/02/22 - 2445 words - Complete

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  • How to Lose at Life

    by Novocaine 8 Reviews

    Ron remembers being naive enough to think that death is the worst thing that can happen to a person, but it is a distant, faded memory. Written for Cateagle.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Angst - Characters: George,Ron - Warnings: [V] [?] - Published: 2008/02/21 - Updated: 2008/02/22 - 2374 words - Complete

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  • Stukkend

    by Novocaine 3 Reviews

    ['It's really hard to tell if we win or lose. Sometimes we do both, or neither, and sometimes we just lose and never know it.'] Drug use, femmeslash.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Angst - Characters: Angelina Johnson,Hermione - Published: 2008/02/07 - Updated: 2008/02/08 - 1544 words - Complete

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  • Kartong

    by Novocaine 6 Reviews

    Once upon a time would be nice, but Lavender knew better than to hope for fairytales a long time ago. Her cheeks ached. Requested by Vanir.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Angst - Characters:  - Published: 2008/01/26 - Updated: 2008/01/26 - 949 words - Complete

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  • Keuse

    by Novocaine 5 Reviews

    [She closes her eyes as the camera flashes. It won't do to be crying in her wedding pictures, after all.] Hermione and Padma. Femmeslash. Gift fic for Addictive Passion.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Angst - Characters: Hermione,Padma - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2008/01/23 - Updated: 2008/01/24 - 1795 words - Complete

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  • Moeg

    by Novocaine 0 Reviews

    Because ninja die for money and bad luck and good luck and sabotage and pride and honor and spite and the name of a village. Death is so cheap, and the Yondaime won't accept what Kakashi's offering.

    Category: Naruto - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Angst - Characters: Kakashi,Yondaime - Published: 2008/01/01 - Updated: 2008/01/01 - 340 words - Complete

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  • Defetiscor

    by Novocaine 3 Reviews

    [The man’s hoarse, ruined voice says, “I’m tired of life.”] Hermione only wishes that her perfect memory had failed her, that her brain had repressed the memories. She's too tired to hate.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Angst - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Published: 2007/12/30 - Updated: 2007/12/30 - 480 words - Complete

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  • Cinq

    by Novocaine 3 Reviews

    Five things that never happen to Naruto.

    Category: Naruto - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Angst,Humor - Characters: Naruto,Sakura,Sasuke - Published: 2007/12/30 - Updated: 2007/12/30 - 829 words

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  • Fuaim

    by Novocaine 5 Reviews

    [I don't know how to be me without you.] It's barely a whisper, bitter/reluctant and torn from Harry's throat so dangerously. On the easy steps of going a bit mad. On the simple steps of going too ...

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Angst,Horror - Characters: Harry,Voldemort - Published: 2007/12/29 - Updated: 2007/12/29 - 1196 words - Complete

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  • Gevaer

    by Novocaine 5 Reviews

    [He was angry, he was bitter, and he wanted to slaughter Voldemort, Voldemort's minions, and said minions' children - just to be thorough. Luckily, Harry had a gun.]Harry gets captured. The Death E...

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Horror - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [V] [?] - Published: 2007/10/15 - Updated: 2007/10/15 - 1596 words - Complete

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  • Annientamento

    by Novocaine

    Bellatrix has been a tad insane her entire life - Sirius never thought to think she would go so far, though. teen Bella/Sirius

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica - Characters: Bellatrix,Sirius - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2007/09/29 - Updated: 2007/09/29 - 1800 words - Complete

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  • Muet

    by Novocaine 5 Reviews

    [When her mum finally managed to kill herself during one of her crazy, brilliant experiments, Luna did not say, “I expected it.”] Ten things Luna never said.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Angst - Characters: Harry,Luna - Published: 2007/09/28 - Updated: 2007/09/29 - 802 words - Complete

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  • Baik

    by Novocaine 11 Reviews

    [Pretty words don’t mean a thing. Keep your eyes on him.] Orochimaru twists into you so naturally. Your castle will melt. Your bridge will wilt. You. Won't. Care.

    Category: Naruto - Rating: R - Genres: Angst,Horror - Characters: Orochimaru - Published: 2007/09/27 - Updated: 2007/09/28 - 771 words - Complete

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  • Allodynia

    by Novocaine 0 Reviews

    [The boy doesn't come anymore. In the dead of the night, she lies awake, waitingwaitingwaiting.] She never sleeps. She never lives.

    Category: Peter Pan - Rating: PG - Genres: Angst,Romance - Characters: Peter,Wendy - Published: 2007/09/27 - Updated: 2007/09/28 - 740 words - Complete

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  • Grab A French Model, Of Course!

    by Novocaine 9 Reviews

    Harry tells a few postwar truths. [I've spilled so much blood that I'm surprised I don't still smell like it, and sometimes I see splashes of crimson on my clothes, and it's. Not. Fair. I'm eightee...

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [?] - Published: 2007/09/27 - Updated: 2007/09/28 - 1438 words - Complete

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