Novocaine
- Username: Novocaine
- Website: www.fanfiction.net/u/1019874/
- Member Since: 2007-09-27
- Real name: Sarah
- Bio:6/17/10 Huzzah for new fics! Sadly, I've pretty much abandoned this account, and anyone interested in reading my more recent fics is encouraged to click on the link to my FFNet account. It's listed as my home page. Otherwise, I do still respond to reviews, so feel free to contact me that way. Or by PM. Is there a PM here? Ah, the numerous mysteries of my life.
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your ZEN is false
She could have said no.
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Bruitism
1 ReviewsOn the things don't make sense and matter anyway but never like they really should, never like hugeness and the world and power. "Gods are for mudbloods and muggles, Lovegood."
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Ten Reasons Insanity Tastes Better
6 ReviewsWherein people don't go crazy even though they want to. Because they want to. Whatever.
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Freisetzen
3 ReviewsEd has never been too old to lie to himself. AU movie.
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These Are All Things You Don't Understand
Prostitution and assassination and the way of the shinobi is for him, and firsts and lasts and middles will never involve those callused hands or chapped lips stretching in a bright, happy smile ag...
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Vicious Cycles Make You Laugh
5 ReviewsHe wonders if Naruto has discovered what a liar he is. He thinks about Orochimaru's new redblack eyes and wish-it-wasn't-familiar smirk and decides he probably has.
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Tilt the Glint and Wish, Doll
9 ReviewsYou see, the Saviour and You-Know-Who both died that night at Godric's Hollow. [Hermione is worth something, but all she is worth is everything that she never became. AU]
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Feathers and Gilt Are So Effective
4 ReviewsShe had thought she could simply reach out and entwine their fingers and whisper to the sun: i'm yours and you're mine, and here is my happiness. Femmeslash
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Truth is an Empty Word, Luv
5 ReviewsThey miss each other on the way, the proverbial two ships passing in the night, and kiss the false images they hold.
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Breathing Dust and Desperation
1 ReviewsThis is a love story. [Are you listening? I would live for you, she says. Are you listening?] Femmeslash.
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Taste
[There was silence. It was a tense silence, the kind of silence that ate toes. It was a who-is-going-to-speak-first silence.] The voices in Minato's head stage a coup and Get Some. An AU Yonkaka sl...
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How to Lose at Life
8 ReviewsRon remembers being naive enough to think that death is the worst thing that can happen to a person, but it is a distant, faded memory. Written for Cateagle.
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Stukkend
3 Reviews['It's really hard to tell if we win or lose. Sometimes we do both, or neither, and sometimes we just lose and never know it.'] Drug use, femmeslash.
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Kartong
6 ReviewsOnce upon a time would be nice, but Lavender knew better than to hope for fairytales a long time ago. Her cheeks ached. Requested by Vanir.
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Keuse
5 Reviews[She closes her eyes as the camera flashes. It won't do to be crying in her wedding pictures, after all.] Hermione and Padma. Femmeslash. Gift fic for Addictive Passion.
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Moeg
0 ReviewsBecause ninja die for money and bad luck and good luck and sabotage and pride and honor and spite and the name of a village. Death is so cheap, and the Yondaime won't accept what Kakashi's offering.
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Defetiscor
3 Reviews[The man’s hoarse, ruined voice says, “I’m tired of life.”] Hermione only wishes that her perfect memory had failed her, that her brain had repressed the memories. She's too tired to hate.
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Cinq
3 ReviewsFive things that never happen to Naruto.
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Fuaim
5 Reviews[I don't know how to be me without you.] It's barely a whisper, bitter/reluctant and torn from Harry's throat so dangerously. On the easy steps of going a bit mad. On the simple steps of going too ...
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Gevaer
5 Reviews[He was angry, he was bitter, and he wanted to slaughter Voldemort, Voldemort's minions, and said minions' children - just to be thorough. Luckily, Harry had a gun.]Harry gets captured. The Death E...
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Annientamento
Bellatrix has been a tad insane her entire life - Sirius never thought to think she would go so far, though. teen Bella/Sirius
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Muet
5 Reviews[When her mum finally managed to kill herself during one of her crazy, brilliant experiments, Luna did not say, “I expected it.”] Ten things Luna never said.
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Baik
11 Reviews[Pretty words don’t mean a thing. Keep your eyes on him.] Orochimaru twists into you so naturally. Your castle will melt. Your bridge will wilt. You. Won't. Care.
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Allodynia
0 Reviews[The boy doesn't come anymore. In the dead of the night, she lies awake, waitingwaitingwaiting.] She never sleeps. She never lives.
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Grab A French Model, Of Course!
9 ReviewsHarry tells a few postwar truths. [I've spilled so much blood that I'm surprised I don't still smell like it, and sometimes I see splashes of crimson on my clothes, and it's. Not. Fair. I'm eightee...
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