The Chosen One's Chosen
by TriggerboxHarry returns to Hogwarts from a successful summer of destroying the last remaining horcruxes to receive an interesting idea on how he could help the war effort. Harry/Harem
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Humor - Characters: Andromeda Tonks, Angelina Johnson, Fleur, Harry, Luna, Narcissa, Padma, Parvati, Tonks, Other - Warnings: [!!] [X] - Published: 2006-06-28 - 2092 words
Adventures with Polyjuice
by AlorkinI've read several fics where Harry is accidently turned into a girl. What if it wasn't an accident?
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica, Humor - Characters: Dumbledore, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Professor McGonagall, Ron, Tonks - Warnings: [!] [X] - Published: 2006-10-25 - Updated: 2006-10-26 - 8363 words - Complete
- by SilverWolf7007 20 reviews
When Harry says 'oops', things tend to explode. But not this time. No, this time...well. Something else happened.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Characters: Blaise Zabini, Crabbe, Dean Thomas, Draco, Goyle, Harry, Hermione, Neville, Pansy, Parvati, Ron, Seamus Finnigan, Snape, Theodore Nott - Warnings: [!!] [?] - Published: 2006-11-02 - 532 words - Complete
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Snorkacks and Campfires
by AlorkinWhile hunting Snorkacks, Harry is very upset that Hermione is with Ron. Luna has a way to 'console' him.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Angst, Erotica - Characters: Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Luna, Neville, Ron, Other - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2007-02-10 - Updated: 2007-02-11 - 6388 words - Complete
- by paddyboy3960 21 reviews
Harry Potter is dead! Obviously! But that doesn't mean he can't have some fun.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Humor, Parody - Characters: Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Lupin, Molly Weasley, Narcissa, Neville, Padma, Parvati, Poppy Pomfrey, Professor McGonagall, Ron, Rowena Ravenclaw, Tonks - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2007-04-11 - 6705 words
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'Quidditch Practice'
by DivinitiOne shot PWP. Harry gets laid by three hot chasers when Angelina schedules a ‘extra Quidditch practice’ with only the seeker and chasers. These wicked girls certainly do plan to ride a broomsti...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica - Characters: Angelina Johnson,Harry - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2008-01-06 - Updated: 2008-01-07 - 3297 words
- by bigdonadiet 11 reviews
One-Shot. Not related to WWSHD, but contains similar themes. Harry throws a bachelor party for Bill Weasley... and what's a good bachelor party without entertainment?
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Erotica,Humor,Parody - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [?] - Published: 2008-03-22 - 4826 words - Complete
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Revenge is a Dish Best Served with Chocolate
by pettybureaucratGinny get even with Harry and Luna in a most 'delicious' fashion.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Humor - Characters: Ginny,Harry,Luna - Warnings: [X] [?] - Published: 2008-07-03 - Updated: 2008-07-04 - 9337 words - Complete
A Weasley Tradition
by pettybureaucratThe war's over and Harry wants to marry Ginny. However, a Weasley 'tradition' may make this harder than he imagined. Written prior to DH
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Humor,Romance - Characters: Ginny,Harry - Warnings: [X] [?] [Y] - Published: 2008-08-05 - 12206 words - Complete
- by DrT 43 reviews
The title says it all; just a little plot bunny that needed to be snared.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Romance - Characters: Dudley,Harry,Luna,Petunia Dursley,Vernon Dursley - Warnings: [!] [?] - Published: 2008-12-20 - 4572 words - Complete
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- by smfiction 4 reviews
A glimpse of Harry's life during his retirement while living with his great-granddaughter Nellie and her two sons.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Characters: Cho,Harry,Luna - Published: 2009-01-24 - Updated: 2009-01-25 - 2057 words
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Frequent Flyer
by pettybureaucratHarry's sexual awakening continues, but that may not be a truly good thing.
Follow on to 'A Perfect Day for Flying'
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica - Characters: Angelina Johnson,Harry - Warnings: [!] [X] [Y] - Published: 2009-02-02 - 7829 words - Complete
Pesticide
by Ina_meishouLuna grew up reading her father's 'other' magazine. When she tries to pass that knowledge over to Harry, things start to go strangely.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Erotica,Humor - Characters: Harry,Luna,Snape - Warnings: [!!!] [X] [?] [Y] - Published: 2009-02-08 - 5148 words
- by tacitusheros 41 reviews
Harry awakens after thousands of years into a galaxy not his own. With only fragments of his past life, he must learn to survive in a galaxy on the brink of war. StarWars/HarryPotter/FireFly.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Crossover,Sci-fi - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [!!] [V] [X] [?] - Published: 2009-04-18 - 5636 words
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Are You Being Served?
by pettybureaucratHarry and Ginny shop for a bed. Just a little piece of fluff.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Humor,Romance - Characters: Ginny,Harry - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2009-05-11 - 4276 words - Complete
Reverse Triangle Disease
by LabRatThings don't always go as planned...especially for the bad guys.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Humor,Parody - Characters: Bellatrix,Harry,Luna,Snape,Voldemort - Warnings: [!!!] [X] [?] [Y] - Published: 2009-07-01 - 13646 words - Complete
A Boy and His Cloak
by HoosYourDaddyLate one night at Grimmauld Place, Harry accidentally stumbles upon Hermione in a very compromising situation. What's a boy under an invisibility cloak to do? H/Hr smut.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2009-11-02 - Updated: 2009-11-03 - 10468 words - Complete
Harry Potter and the Wondrous Wood Chipper
by twistyguruHarry has a Wood Chipper! Multiple bashings, a touch of gore, and the destruction of the Dark Lord and his Death Eaters (and gits!). H/Hr ship. Crack!Fic, One Shot, Complete. No spoilers, non-Epi...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Humor,Parody - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [V] - Published: 2012-06-09 - Updated: 2012-06-10 - 4924 words - Complete
Oblivion & Other Temporary Fixes
by odogoddessSeven years after the war, Susan Bones is tired of saving the Chosen One from his own folly, her friends, Neville & Hermione have made a huge decision, and a retired professor and his trusty famili...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Angst, Drama, Erotica - Characters: Harry, Hermione, Justin, Neville, Snape, Other - Warnings: [V] [X] - Chapters: 3 - Published: 2007-04-23 - Updated: 2007-08-12 - 16568 words - Complete
Harry Potter and the Rise of the Night Elves
by Dark_MageThe sequel has arrived! This is the next part of my Harry Potter/LOTR crossover which started with The Path of The Night Elves and now continues. Be prepared for new powers, new allies and more rom...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Crossover, Drama - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [!] [?] - Chapters: 5 - Published: 2006-05-31 - Updated: 2007-08-12 - 21511 words
- by kinoth 3 reviews
The bond that once protected Harry is now killing him by inches. Can it be stopped and who will be able to shoulder the burden?
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor, Romance - Characters: Dumbledore, Fleur, Harry, Lupin, Ron, Tonks - Warnings: [?] - Chapters: 5 - Published: 2006-11-28 - Updated: 2007-08-12 - 27407 words
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Fury of the Hellspawn: The tale of an Incubus
by apocalypsoThings have changed. Harry Potter is no longer the docile boy that we know. Constraints are freed as a young demon indulges his bloodlust. This is extremely graphic and violent, so take caution! NO...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Erotica, Horror - Characters: Bellatrix, Harry, Rodolphus Lestrange, Voldemort - Warnings: [R] [V] [X] [Y] - Chapters: 5 - Published: 2006-03-07 - Updated: 2007-10-01 - 55662 words
- by bigdonadiet 1 review
A collection of very short one-shots based on challenges from the “Thank God You’re Here” thread at Dark Lord Potter. TGYH is an improv game for fanfic authors that tests their ability to wo...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Erotica,Humor - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [V] [X] [?] - Chapters: 6 - Published: 2008-03-22 - Updated: 2008-03-31 - 11448 words
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The Howling
by SpyridonLycanthropy was seen as a Curse by many. Fenrir saw it as a blessing. Harry and Ginny see it as the time their lives were changed forever. Now werewolves, the fight against Voldemort has forever ch...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Erotica,Horror - Characters: Dumbledore,Ginny,Harry,Lupin,Sirius,Tonks - Warnings: [!] [V] [X] [R] [?] [Y] - Chapters: 7 - Published: 2010-04-25 - Updated: 2010-12-26 - 25819 words
The Chimera: More Snake than Lion
by apocalypsoAU: It does not pay to underestimate Harry Potter. Illusions are shattered as a young Lord rises to power and casts off those that deter him. Independant!Political!Powerful!Dark!Harry, HarryChoTonk...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Erotica, Romance - Characters: Cho, Harry, Tonks - Warnings: [!!!] [X] - Chapters: 8 - Published: 2006-02-26 - Updated: 2007-08-12 - 90110 words
- by AncientzDream 9 reviews
WIP/AU Lily and James went to greater lengths to protect their son than even Dumbledore knew and, as Harry grows into his inheritance, the Wizarding world will find out just how deep one old man's ...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Erotica, Romance - Characters: Dobby, Dumbledore, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, James, Lily, Luna, Lupin, Moody, Neville, Ron, Sirius, Snape, Tonks, Voldemort - Warnings: [!!] [?] [V] [X] [Y] - Chapters: 10 - Published: 2006-04-13 - Updated: 2007-08-12 - 146733 words
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- by Clell65619 27 reviews
This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn’t found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of No...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Crossover,Humor - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [V] [X] [?] - Chapters: 10 - Published: 2008-09-11 - Updated: 2011-09-08 - 100851 words
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Harry Potter and the path of the Night Elves
by Dark_Mage-Complete-Harry Potter and Bellatrix Lestrange get trasported to Middle Earth, Can they survive the evil Power that awaits them there? Pairing: Harry/Bellatrix.If you read please update even if it'...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Crossover, Fantasy, Romance - Characters: Bellatrix, Harry - Warnings: [!] [?] [V] [X] - Chapters: 11 - Published: 2006-05-11 - Updated: 2007-08-12 - 41673 words
- by overkill 7 reviews
Following the events of OotP, Harry decides to take a pro-active approach to the war. With help from an unexpected source, Harry discovers something about himself which could change the Wizarding w...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Action/Adventure, Romance - Characters: Bellatrix, Harry, Narcissa, Tonks - Warnings: [!!!] [?] [V] - Chapters: 11 - Published: 2006-01-30 - Updated: 2007-12-12 - 118359 words
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- by kcourtkat 15 reviews
After finding his magic earlier, a decidedly non- Gryffindor Harry Potter plots his way to success.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Drama - Characters: Harry - Chapters: 13 - Published: 2008-04-29 - Updated: 2008-08-22 - 44144 words
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The Unexpected Result Of. . .
by NoOneInterestingAfter the second task, Harry wakes up to find a surprise
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [X] [R] [Y] - Chapters: 13 - Published: 2009-05-16 - Updated: 2009-08-12 - 126051 words
- by Clell65619 505 reviews
The War is Over, Harry has won. But at what cost? At odds with Dumbledore, estranged from the Weasleys, betrayed by Lupin, Harry tries to carry on for his 7th year.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Angst,Drama,Romance - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [V] [X] [R] [?] - Chapters: 14 - Published: 2008-02-17 - Updated: 2008-10-25 - 72180 words - Complete
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- by BJH 35 reviews
Harry has defeated Voldemort and saved all the people he cares for, so why do they all hate him? More importantly, what will he do about it?
Most chapters of this story will be PG-13 but some w...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Action/Adventure - Characters: Ginny, Harry, James, Lily, Narcissa - Warnings: [?] [V] [X] - Chapters: 14 - Published: 2007-02-15 - Updated: 2008-12-11 - 66698 words
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- by Clell65619 14 reviews
Voldemort knows the prophecy, when he is reborn following the 3rd task of the Triwizard Tournament he takes action to ensure that Harry is no longer a threat. AU. HPLL This story will be updated sl...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Romance - Characters: Harry,Luna - Warnings: [X] [?] - Chapters: 16 - Published: 2007-11-16 - Updated: 2011-09-08 - 65705 words
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- by DrT 9 reviews
The Heir of the Founders, the Heir of Merlin, needs to set the
future straight -- by going back to 1971.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama, Romance - Characters: Bellatrix, Dobby, Dumbledore, Godric Gryffindor, Hagrid, Harry, Helga Hufflepuff, Hermione, James, Lily, Luna, Lupin, Mrs. Black, Petunia Dursley, Rowena Ravenclaw, Salazar Slytherin, Sirius, Snape, Tonks, Vernon Dursley, Voldemort - Warnings: [!!] - Chapters: 17 - Published: 2006-11-16 - Updated: 2007-08-12 - 60895 words - Complete
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- by Meteoricshipyards 7 reviews
7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Action/Adventure, Romance - Characters: Draco, Dumbledore, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Luna, Narcissa, Ron, Sirius, Other - Warnings: [!!!] [?] - Chapters: 21 - Published: 2006-07-13 - Updated: 2008-01-14 - 180316 words - Complete
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- by JBern 7 reviews
Go inside the mind of one Harry James Potter. See what he sees, hear his thoughts and try and figure out what the hell is going on.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Action/Adventure, Romance - Characters: Bill Weasley, Harry, Luna - Warnings: [!!] [?] [V] - Chapters: 23 - Published: 2006-04-24 - Updated: 2007-08-12 - 184367 words - Complete
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Harry Potter and the Hogwarts Harem
by red_jacobsonThis version of the story is abandoned, the rewrite, cleverly titled "Harry Potter and the Hogwarts Harem - The Rewrite" is currently being posted on this site.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Romance - Characters: Cho,Fleur,Harry,Hermione,Luna,Padma - Warnings: [X] - Chapters: 26 - Published: 2008-06-09 - Updated: 2012-05-07 - 64711 words - Complete
- by JBern 4 reviews
Harry/Susan Bones believeable Voldemort gritty and realistic. The story will make you rethink many things you thought you knew about the Potterverse. Post OOTP AU of HBP
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Action/Adventure, Romance - Characters: Harry, Voldemort, Other - Warnings: [!!] [?] [R] [V] [X] - Chapters: 41 - Published: 2006-03-08 - Updated: 2009-02-24 - 333043 words - Complete
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