Parting The Continents
by bigdonadietHorrible, horrible DLP-inspired crackfic. Easily my worst work ever. Features Evil!Harry/Cannibal!Luna/Confused!Laurasia. Don't know who Laurasia is? Neither does anyone else. You will regret readi...
Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Horror,Humor - Characters: Harry,Luna - Warnings: [V] [X] [R] [?] - Published: 2010-01-21 - Updated: 2010-01-22 - 8174 words - Complete
- by Clell65619 2 reviews
On his 16th Birthday Dumbledore presents Harry with a surprise. He's married.
Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor - Characters: Harry,Marietta Edgecombe - Warnings: [X] [?] - Chapters: 3 - Published: 2009-10-14 - Updated: 2010-01-21 - 37184 words - Complete
5Funny
- by bigdonadiet 8 reviews
An occasional series of one-shots exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order. (Small but important edit made to Chapter Five on a...
Rating: R - Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [!!] - Chapters: 8 - Published: 2007-05-27 - Updated: 2010-01-21 - 42875 words
5Funny
- by Crystaline 1 review
Harry's feelings and thoughts towards his cupboard from a young age.
Rating: G - Genres: - Characters: Harry - Published: 2010-01-12 - Updated: 2010-01-13 - 205 words - Complete
1Boring
- by VampireGirl 0 reviews
Imagine you were suddenly transported to Harry's world in the beginning of The Deathly Hallows. What if you had a chance to change how this book ends? What if you had a chance to save people's live...
Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Fantasy - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Ron - Warnings: [!!!] - Published: 2010-01-10 - Updated: 2010-01-11 - 2367 words
2Boring
- by serendip 0 reviews
What Ginny Weasley will do for love is no secret in the halls of Hogwarts. Draco Malfoy's quest for power also knows no bounds. The result is a pair of unlikely bedfellows. However, the end is uncl...
Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Romance - Characters: Dean Thomas, Draco, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Luna, Neville, Pansy, Ron - Warnings: [!!] [?] - Chapters: 5 - Published: 2005-09-18 - Updated: 2010-01-10 - 9188 words
0Unrated
- by Pulse_Puppy 0 reviews
Staying with the Durselys, twin wedding preperations, meeting Dora's parents and speaking with a snake.
Rating: R - Genres: Fantasy - Characters: Blaise Zabini,Draco,Harry,Lupin,Sirius,Tonks - Warnings: [!] [V] [X] - Chapters: 3 - Published: 2009-12-19 - Updated: 2009-12-19 - 13603 words
0Unrated
- by overdog001 6 reviews
What really happens when an abused teen reaches his breaking point?
Rated R for language and violence. People get killed in this story, and real-life teenagers cuss (or curse, for our british fri...
Rating: R - Genres: Drama - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Luna - Warnings: [!] [V] - Chapters: 27 - Published: 2009-12-14 - Updated: 2009-12-17 - 64541 words - Complete
4Insightful
More Flights, Foreign and Domestic
by pettybureaucratHarry continues his sexual awakening with Lavender.
Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Romance - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [X] [R] [Y] - Chapters: 2 - Published: 2009-12-08 - Updated: 2009-12-13 - 12516 words
- by CloudPhoenix 3 reviews
DC Xover. A letter from someone believed to be dead, and it suggests that he goes and plays, using his fame to get the girls. Some bad language, Pranks, and some smutty humour, and sex. Harry meets...
Rating: R - Genres: Crossover,Fantasy,Humor - Characters: Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Luna,Tonks - Warnings: [!] [V] [X] [?] - Chapters: 3 - Published: 2009-06-02 - Updated: 2009-11-29 - 13688 words
5Illiterate
Tyr's Champion
by BlkphnxHarry has gods's blessings in his fight against Voldemort. But what if there was more at stake than the fate of the wizarding world? Voldemort's sinister plans run farther than harry could hope to ...
Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Fantasy - Characters: Dumbledore,Fleur,Harry,Hermione,Voldemort - Warnings: [!!!] [X] - Published: 2009-11-25 - Updated: 2009-11-25 - 4275 words
- by scruffy1 4 reviews
This is the Sequel to Summer 4th year Revised. What Happens over the Holidays? H&HR...
Rating: R - Genres: Humor - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [!!] [X] [?] - Chapters: 2 - Published: 2009-11-16 - Updated: 2009-11-16 - 25446 words - Complete
2Insightful
- by Pulse_Puppy 0 reviews
Snippets of the Potters tragic history, Sirius' happy moment, then worst day ever and Harry's life growing up in hell and the arrival of an old blood relitive.
Rating: R - Genres: Fantasy - Characters: Incognito,Tonks,Harry,Ron,Hermione,Draco,Dobby - Warnings: [V] [X] - Chapters: 10 - Published: 2009-10-15 - Updated: 2009-11-15 - 53677 words - Complete
0Unrated
- by dre942 0 reviews
Harry potter the new way the reborn way my way
Rating: R - Genres: Angst,Drama,Humor - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [V] [X] [?] [Y] - Chapters: 2 - Published: 2009-11-10 - Updated: 2009-11-11 - 176 words
4Ambiance
- by MayhemPrincess 1 review
Ginevra Weasley always knew that whole seven thing surrounding her birth was going to get her in trouble one day. She just never thought it was going to happen like this... now she's face to face w...
Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Romance - Characters: Ginny,Harry,Ron,Sirius - Warnings: [!] [V] [?] - Chapters: 4 - Published: 2009-06-02 - Updated: 2009-11-08 - 5226 words
4Insightful